Ek Admi ki wife mar gai
Dost usko chup karane k
Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
Dost - Kyu?
Admi - facebok pe status
Chnge kark single krna hai
Wat is Facebook... ??
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Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:((
& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was....:))
AalaHazrat Ka Ye Faizan Nazar Aata Hai, Aaj Jo Sunni Musalman Nazar Aata Hai , Aankho Me Surma Bareilly Ka Lagakar Dekhlo, Har Wahabi Hame Shaitan Nazar Aata Hai,? Via--- #Md_Ahmed:hibiscus::hibiscus::hibiscus:
Zindgi Se Bepanaah Mohhabat Thi hame tere Ishq Me Ujarne Se Pahale... aaj To Ye Aalam Hai"Aashiq"ka K Khud hi Bhatakta Hai... qatilo K Pichhe Qatal Hone K Liye :smile::laughing::smile:
A Good Morning Creates AGood Mood, A Good MoodCreates A Good Work.. A GoodWork Creates A Good Day,,,A Good Day Make U Happy,And Ur Happiness MakesMe Happy..!Good Morning. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
*Timeline* G1- Off To UK Vacation Miss You All. G2- Wow Babes. *inbox* G2- Kya Baat Hai Didi...? G1- Pagli Uttarakhand Jaa Rahi Hoon yatra Pe Maa-Baapu Ke Saath. :dancer::dancer::dancer::dancer:
You know the meaning of facebook?
F=fact
A=A
C=Canteen which is
E=Exclamation and
B=bad
O=of
O=one
K=kind
Book mean (one kind of bad work)
Face mean (fact a canteen which is exclamation)
Bada Hi Pyara Ehsaas
Hota Hai
Jab Kisi Ko Kisi Se Pyar
Hota Hai,
Har Pal Yaado Me Wahi
Hota Hai,
Har Lamha Usi Ka
Khayal Hota Hai,
Aankhe Chahti Hai Har
Pal Usi Ko Dekhna,
Aanko Me Pyar
Beshumar Hota Hai,
Dil Ki Dhadkane Kabhi
Rukti Hai Kabhi Chalti
Hai Tez Tez,
Dil Ka Bada Hi Azab
Haal Hota Hai,
Guy Friend - "Bhai, Hike Pe Hai?" . Me - "Nahi Bhai, Bakwas Hai, Pehle hi Bade App Hain" . Hot Girl - "Are You On Hike Or Viber?" . Me - *Downloads Hike, Viber And All messaging Apps* Haan Hun Na Take My Number" :smile::smile::smile:
Ek दिन ऐसा_ Ayega ••पगली तू मुझेrequest _भेजना चाहेगी ............. लेकिन TERE पास _°एक °hi Option होगा ........... #'Follow Me'.:grinning::grinning::grinning:
Status Uploaded On Fb By A Heart Broken Boy :( Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake:birthday:.. Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
Arz Kiya Hai. Zara Gaur Farmiye! Haan Toh Arz Kiya Hai... Yu Na Kisi Ke Dil Se Kheliyen... . . . . . . . Jab Like & Comment Nahi Karna Aata Hai Toh??? Compute:computer:r Aur Mobile:iphone: Bech Kar Radio:pager: Lelo...