Kaash Facebook Pe Ek option"Add as Girl Friend" . . . . . Saala Propose Karne Ka Panga hi khatam, Ladki Ne Accept Ker Li To:smile::smile::smile: matlab Maan Gayi, Nahi To Fb Pe konsi ladkiyon Ki Kami Hai Nextttt..
Utra Hai Mere Dil Mein
Koi Chand Nagar Se;
Ab Khauf(Fear) Nahi Koi
Andheron Ke Safar
Main;
Woh Baat Hai Tujh
Mein, Koi Tujh Sa Nahi
Hai;
Kash Koi Dekhe Tujhe
Meri Nazar Se!
Facebook Aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,
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Jante Hai Andar Kuch Nahi
Hai, Phir Bhi Bar-Bar Khol ke Chek Karte Rehte Hai.....
Zamane Se Alag Aap Me Sharafat Dekhi Hai, Aapke DiL Me Khub Mohabat Dekhi Hai, Aap Insan Ho Ya Koi Farishta, Aapki Dosti Me Rab Ki Ibadat Dekhi Hai.:smile::smile::smile::smile:
Dil Ke Diwaro Sirf Naam Tumara Hoga,tera Har Nagma,ahsas Tumara Hoga.yad Ayegi Tujhe Meri Yade,yade Sajh Hogi Per Hum Sath Na Honge. :laughing::laughing::laughing:
Aawe Yaad Teri Akh Bhar Jawe Tu Banke Hunju Rud Jana Har Supne Vich Mere Naal Challen Fir Adh Vichkare Mud Jana Dss Sajna Ki Aa Dosh Sada Eh Jo Tu Sajawan De Rhya Kar Vaade Sajna Umran De Sanu Chadd Ke Kallyan Tur Jana :smile::smile::smile:
Long Hai Manzil, Very Far Hai Kinara; Fir Why Nahi Aaya Today Sms Tumhara; Forget Gaye Number Or Name HamaAra; Ya Fir You Found Someone, Humse Bhi Pyara! :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...?? Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon... Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...?? Boy:30/40 Baar... Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...?? Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main "HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Hum Hawa Nahi Jo Fizao Me Kho Jayenge... Waqt Nahin Jo Kuchh Pal Me Guzar Jayenge... Hum Mausam Bhi Nahi Jo Badal Jayenge... Hum To Aansu Ki Tarah Hai Jo Khushiyo Me Milne Aayenge. Aur Gham Mein Bhi Saath :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley: Nibhayenge..
Ek Admi ki wife mar gai
Dost usko chup karane k
Bad-tuje kuch chahiye?
Admi-jaldi laptop le aa
Dost - Kyu?
Admi - facebok pe status
Chnge kark single krna hai
Facebook मेँ सौ लोगोँ को टैग करने के बाद भी अपनी Pictures पर मात्र दस Like पाते हो, . . संविधान मेँ इसे ही घनघोर बेईज्जती कहा गया है।:smile::smile::smile:
FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez
(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar de or Mast sa comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke liye use karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share
karna
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like kar..
.
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar
rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send.