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A Man Joind FACEBOOK His Son Wrote On His Wall "W T F Dad" Man Rplied: Wht8 D Hell, U’ve No Respect 4 Me ? Kid Rplied: Dad Chill It Means "Welcome To Facebook"

10 years ago

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Bahoot Ajib Hoti Hai Yeh Yaade Bhi Mohabbat Ki, Jin Palo Me Hum Roye The, Unhein Yaad Karke Hume Hansi Aati Hai, Aur Jin Palo Mein Hum Hanse The, Unhe Yaad Karke Rona Aata Hai.:shell::shell::shell:

10 years ago

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Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho
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Gf: Aise Hi
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Me: To Install Karo Na!
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Gf: Ek Shart Par..
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Me: Kya?
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Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka
password Bataoge..!
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*cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:

10 years ago

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Wo Aankhe:sunglasses: Badi Hi Pyaari Thi.!
Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..!!
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Hum Toh Muft Mein Fida Ho Gaye,Dosto...!!!
Humko Kya Pata Tha Ki Unko,
Baba Ramdev Ki Bimari Thi....!!!! :smiley::smiley::smiley:

10 years ago

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Fact: How do girls start a Conversation with each other onfacebook? Girl 1 : Hey cutie mutie mooh♥ :*:p Girl 2 : Hiiieeee.. My darlzzz.. Chupie mumiee loohh.. :D :=) :p♥:* & How do boys start a Conversation with each other on Facebook ? Boy 1 : aur chu#%ye.... Boy 2 : Haan bc.. !!Bol

10 years ago

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Fact..about Girls..:dancer:
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Facebook Par 90% Girls:dancer: Aisi H...
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Jo Mahine Me Sirf Ek Bar 5 Rs Ka Net
pack Dalwati H...
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Aur Bhav Khati H...5000 Ke...:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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A girl msgs in whatsapp group: Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit??? Other Girl in group replied: It will also become Windows-14. All guys left group.

10 years ago

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कहतें हैं कि मोहबत एक बार होती है..पर मैं जब जब उसे देखता हूँ..मुझे हर बार होती है॥

10 years ago

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If Facebook Is Like Dating, Then Twitter Is Like A One Night Stand – It’s Fun While You’re Doing It, You Finish In Like 5 Minutes, And You Feel Real Cheap Afterwards.:grinning::hibiscus::smiley:

10 years ago

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Wat is Facebook... ?? . . . . . . . . . . Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:(( & When a Girl Posts the Same Joke, She gets (60 likes), (35 frnd requests), (20 Private Msg) & (80 Comments on how Sweet She is and how Funny the Joke was....:))

10 years ago

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New Facebook Smiley Codes for Chat Code For Facebook Smileys [[f9.laugh]] [[f9.sad]] [[f9.angry]] [[f9.sleepy]] [[f9.shock]] [[f9.kiss]] [[f9.inlove]] [[f9.pizza]] [[f9.coffee]] [[f9.rain]][[f9.bomb]] [[f9.sun]] [[f9.heart]] [[f9.heartbreak ]] [[f9.doctor]] [[f9.ghost]] [[f9.brb]] [[f9.wine]] [[f9.gift]] [[f9.adore]] [[f9.angel]] [[f9.baloons]] [[f9.bowl]] [[f9.cake]] [[f9.callme]] [[f9.clap]] [[f9.confused]] [[f9.curllip]] [[f9.devilface] ] [[f9.lying]]

10 years ago

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kitne log Aise hote hey Ghar me 2-3 bache hote hey or Facebook pe likh dalte hey... . . . I m single ready to single...:)

10 years ago

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Facebook aur Fridge me Kya samanta hai,,,,, ....... ........ ....... ......... ........ ............ ......... Jante hai kuch nahi hai, phir bhi bar-bar khol ke chek karte rehte hai. Djsumit

10 years ago

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Aaj To Maa Ne Bhi Saaf Bol Diya, . . . . . . . . "Beta,Wife Aisi Lana Jo Facebook Na Use Karti Hon, . Ghar Mein Aur Kuch Kaam Bhi Hote Hai=)) =))

10 years ago

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FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend ----> Approve -> Write something on wall -----> Intro -----> Everyday chatting ------> Ask number phone ------> Texting -----> Calling -----> Meet -----> Express love ------> Couple ------> Make relationship status -----> Hangout -----> Misunderstanding -----> Fight -----> Break up ------> Unfriend ----> Block :)

10 years ago

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"FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.." Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna, Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna, Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna, Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain, Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna. Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain, Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or, Chat Ki Yadain. Please Comment

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"bhta Hua Paani Dekhne Me Kita Sunder Lgta Hai,
iski Sunderta Tb Or Bd Jati Hai Jb Ye Thnda Or Ghrai Me Bhne Wala Ho,
mujhe Accha Lgega Agr Me Isme Kood Jau ,
fir Grm Saonse Dhire - Dhire Dhandi Hoti Jayengi Or Fir Ye Sharir Aaram Se Pani Ke Uper Tairne Lgega Or Lhro Ke Saath Bhta Hi Jayega,
bhta Hi Jayega Door Tk..........":smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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Shokh hassi ho Dilkas dilnasi ho Bheegi chandni ho Dheemi roshani ho Wafa ho, nasha ho Na bujhe jo wo pyaas ho Husno aaftaab ho

10 years ago

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FACEBOOK Sirf Teen Chizon Se Chalta Hai..... . . . . . . . InterNet, InterNet AND INTERNET..!!

10 years ago

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Question For Gals :
if You Get A Chance To Go On Coffie:stew:(as A Friend) With Admin Of This Page Which Admin You Would Prefer?
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10 years ago

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