"unhe Shaq Hai Ki Hm Unhe Chahte Nhi, wo Roothte Hai To Hm Unhe Mnate Nhi, kaise Yki Dilaye Unhe Apni Mohbbt Ka , wo To Is Kdr Samaye Hai Ruh Me Ki dil Se Jaate Hi Nhi" :grinning::grinning::grinning::grinning:
जब भी कभी गुजरा है छु कर दामन तुम्हारा, खुशबू अजब सी तैरी है तब तब इन फिजाओ में। राही जो चल रहे थे राहो में ढूंढते मंजिल, मंजिल से भटक कर गम से हो गए बहारो में।:smile::smile::smile:
Aawe Yaad Teri Akh Bhar Jawe Tu Banke Hunju Rud Jana Har Supne Vich Mere Naal Challen Fir Adh Vichkare Mud Jana Dss Sajna Ki Aa Dosh Sada Eh Jo Tu Sajawan De Rhya Kar Vaade Sajna Umran De Sanu Chadd Ke Kallyan Tur Jana :smile::smile::smile:
मुजे एक लडकी:dancer: का Faccbook पर Msg आया ओर बोली अपनी फोटो :cop:faccbook पर मत डाला करो,,,,,, मेनै पुछा Kyu.. वो बोली Lipstik:pencil2: से मेरा Smart Phone :iphone:गंदा होता है .
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus".
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!!
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FACEBOOK like sms status
Life is much like facebook
Pepole will like your problams
& comment But no one solve them,
Because Everybody seems so busy
In updating their Own.!
REALITY OF FACEBOOK:
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Kali kaluti ladki,
FB name WHITE ANGEL
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Motta Genda Ladka,
FB name SMARTY GUY
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Darpook looser bacha,
FB name THE KILLER
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Muhally ki Desi Ladki,
FB name PRINCESS ROCKS
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45 years ki Aunty,
FB name THE DOLL RETURNS
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60 years ka baba,
FB name THE YOUNG KING...:p :D :O :D
Its So Common To Hear..How Are U.?What Are U Doing.?How Is Ur Day.?Any Plan.?So Let Me Ask U SomethingDifferent..Did U Smile Today.?Just Smile..!Good Morning.God Bless. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
A Guy Wrote On His Facebook Status... "Wife Chahiye " 2 Girls Liked It And 140 Men Commented "Meri Le Jaa" Guy Wrote Back "Kameeno Maang Nahin Raha, Poochh Raha Hoon" :smiley::smiley::smiley:
तू छोड़ दे कोशिशें इन्सानों को पहचानने की...! यहाँ जरुरतों के हिसाब से सब नकाब बदलते हैं...! मेरे बारे मे कोइ राय मत बनाना गालिब, मेरा वक्त भी बदलेगा, और तेरी राय भी ।:smile::smile::smile:
SuBaH:sparkler: LiKHuNGa SHaaM LiKHuNGaa HaR-DiN TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa.. Wo KaLaM":pen_ballpoint: BHi DeeWaNi Ho "JaYeGi JiS "KaLaM-Se TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..!!
Mai Yha Faltu Ka Bhutiyapa Kr Rha Hu ! . . or Wha Koi Meri Future Wife Koi Bol Rha Hoga "Add Me I M Blocked , Apna Other Msgs Dekho Etc-2 Kaise Bachau Mai Apni Future Wife Ko Aise Tharkiyo Se ! Uff :smiley::smiley::smiley: