इश्क वाले आँखो :eye:से आँखो :eyes:की बात समज़ लेते है, सपने मे मिल जाए तो मुलाकात समज़ लेते है, रोता तो आसमान :cloud:भी है अपनी धरती के लिए, और लोग उनके आंसु :sweat_drops:को बरसात समज़ लेते है!!
Boy N Girl On Fb:-
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
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Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Ha Ha Ha......
Girl: Hello Darling Kya Kar Rahe Ho...?? Boy: Shave Kar Raha Hoon... Girl: Jab Bhi Mai Tum Ko Call Karti Hoon Tum Shave Kar Rahe Hote Ho...,,,,,,,,Din Mein Kitni Baar Shave Krte Ho...?? Boy:30/40 Baar... Girl: Tum Pagal Ho...?? Boy: Nahi Jaanu Main "HAJJAAM" Hoon.:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Facebook aur Fridge me
Kya samanta hai,,,,,
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Jante hai kuch nahi
hai, phir bhi bar-bar
khol ke chek karte
rehte hai.
Djsumit
I want to make a Facebook account
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And the name will be
NoBody
So when I see stupid scrap people post,
I can Like it...
And it will say Nobody Likes This....
A Good Morning Creates AGood Mood, A Good MoodCreates A Good Work.. A GoodWork Creates A Good Day,,,A Good Day Make U Happy,And Ur Happiness MakesMe Happy..!Good Morning. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
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Only 10% Of Boys Are Talking With Girls On facebook ... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Other 90% Of Boys Talking with Fake Accounts:smiley::smile::smile:
A kid to a pregnant girl at a bus stop, "What are you expecting?
Girl says, "A bus".
Kid turns to his mate and says, "Wow! This bitch got screwed by Transformers"!!!
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Mai Chaman Se Bichhda Hua Ek Gulab Hoon, Main Khud Apni Tabaahi Ka Jawaab Hoon, Yoon Nigaahein Na Pher Mujhse Mere Sanam, Main Teri Chahaton Mein Hi Hua Barbaad Hoon...:smiley::smiley::smiley:
Facebook Pe Agar Ladki Aapse Bat Nah Kare To Aap Kya Kroge Bat Karneke Liye. . . . . . . . Zara Schoo Yr . . . Are Yr Bohat Simple Uski Wall Mein Ye Bhejdo Tune Mujhe Inbox Me I Love U Q Send Kiya, pagal.. :two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts::two_hearts:
Ye Ladkiyo Ki Fake ID Chalane Waale Laundey Wahi H Jinhe Bachpan Me Behan Ki Frock Or Apni Mummy Ki Bindi Lagane Ka Shauk Chadd Gya Tha. :slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Status Uploaded On Fb By A Heart Broken Boy :( Dabby Me Dabba , Dabby Me Cake:birthday:.. Ek Or Add Hui Woh Bhi Fake :heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:
SuBaH:sparkler: LiKHuNGa SHaaM LiKHuNGaa HaR-DiN TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa.. Wo KaLaM":pen_ballpoint: BHi DeeWaNi Ho "JaYeGi JiS "KaLaM-Se TeRa NaaM "LiKHuNGaa..!!
शायरी" से ज्यादा "प्यार" मुझे कहीं नहीं मिला, ये सिर्फ वो बोलती है जो मेरा "दिल" बोलता है..... --------- कितने मजबूर हैं हम प्यार के हाथों, ना तुझे पाने की औकात… ना तुझे खोने का हौसला।..:relaxed::slight_smile::relaxed:
"FACEBOOK Ki Yadain.."
Woh Apne Status Ko Khud Hi LIKE Krna,
Woh Apni D.P Ko Khud Hi NICE Kehna,
Woh Apne LINK KO Khud Hi AWESOME Kehna,
Woh Raat Bhar CHAT Pe Baatain,
Woh Lover Of The Day Mai Jan Booj K Selection Karna.
Ab Na Wo Din Rahay Na Raatain,
Kuch Raha To Bas Aankhon Mai Apni PROFILE Or,
Chat Ki Yadain.
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