Me: Watsapp Pe Kyu Nahi Ho . . . Gf: Aise Hi . Me: To Install Karo Na! . Gf: Ek Shart Par.. . Me: Kya? . Gf: Tum Mujhe Apna Watsapp Ka password Bataoge..! . . *cant Stop Laughing* :smile::relaxed::smile:
The Teacher Asks Timmy “why Is Your Cat:cat2: At School Today?”Timmy Says, Crying.”Because I Heard My Daddy Say To My Mommy,”I M Going To Eat That Pussy When The Kids Leave,’so I’m Saving Him!”:rabbit2::rabbit2::rabbit2:
Tera Friendlist Se Remove Karna.. Tere Mutual Friends Ka Rukh Modna.. Tera Palat Ke Fir Request Na Bhejana.. Nahi Maf Karunga Mai.. Jab Tak Hai Jaan.... Jab Tak Hai jaan...... inbox Me Tere Bedhadak Msg:envelope: Karne se... Batbat Pe Bewajha Tere Offline Hone se... Choti Choti Teri Replies Se... Mohabbat Karunga Me...:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Wat is Facebook... ??
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Its when a boy posts a joke He gets No Response...:((
& When a Girl Posts the Same
Joke,
She gets
(60 likes),
(35 frnd requests),
(20 Private Msg) &
(80 Comments on how Sweet
She is and how Funny the Joke
was....:))
Height Of Shock:
Malkin:
Kya Huwa Tum 3 Din Kaam Pe Nai Ayi???
Kamwali:
Memsab Mainey To Facebook Pe
Status Update Kar Diya Tha,..
Ke Main Gaon Ja Rahi Hoon. . .
APKE Pati Ne Comment Bhi Kiya,
"HAVE A SAFE TRIP..
COME SOON HONEY..
वास्ता नही रखना .. तो फिर मुझपे .. नजर क्यूं रखती है … मैं किस हाल में जिंदा हूँ … तू ये सब खबर क्यूं रखती है …:heartbeat::grinning::heartbeat::grinning:
AalaHazrat Ka Ye Faizan Nazar Aata Hai, Aaj Jo Sunni Musalman Nazar Aata Hai , Aankho Me Surma Bareilly Ka Lagakar Dekhlo, Har Wahabi Hame Shaitan Nazar Aata Hai,? Via--- #Md_Ahmed:hibiscus::hibiscus::hibiscus:
In The Past, When You Were Angry With Someone You Argued With Them. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Now, You Just Delete Them Off Facebook And Block !! :smile::smile::smile::smile::smile:
Boy N Girl On Fb:-
Girl: U Never Smile Na??
Boy: Hw Can U Say Dis??
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Girl: Ur Smiling Pics R Mising Here
Boy: Ok Then Do U Bath Daily??
Girl: Ya Ofcorse..y U Asking??
Boy: No, I Hvnt Seen .Any Pic.
Ha Ha Ha......