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It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.

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We shall go forward together. The road upwards is stony. There are upon our journey dark and dangerous valleys through which we have to make and fight our way. But it is sure and certain that if we persevere - and we shall persevere - we shall come through these dark and dangerous valleys into a sunlight broader and more genial and more lasting than mankind has ever known.

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Difficulties mastered are opportunities won.

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The Navy can lose us the war, but only the Air Force can win it. Therefore our supreme effort must be to gain overwhelming mastery in the Air. The Fighters are our salvation . . . but the Bombers alone provide the means of victory. . . . In no other way at present visible can we hope to overcome the immense military power of Germany.

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If the present tries to sit in judgment of the past, it will lose the future.

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I must place on record my regret that the human race ever learned to fly.

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Historians are apt to judge war ministers less by the victories achieved under their direction than by the political results which flowed from them. Judged by that standard, I am not sure that I shall be held to have done very well.

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We were not made by Nature to work, or even to play, from eight o'clock in the morning till midnight. We ought to break our days and our marches into two.

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Without tradition, art is a flock of sheep without a shepherd. Without innovation, it is a corpse.

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I love learning, but hate being taught.

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The first quality that is needed is audacity.

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Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason.

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The world today is ruled by harassed politicians absorbed in getting into office or turning out the other man so that not much room is left for debating the great issues on their merits

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The gin and tonic has saved more Englishmen's lives, and minds, than all the doctors in the Empire.

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Armed with a paint-box, one cannot be bored, one cannot be left at a loose end, one cannot 'have several days on one's hands.

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Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.

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I have not always been wrong. History will bear me out, particularly as I shall write that history myself.

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By swallowing evil words unsaid, no one has ever harmed his stomach.

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Churchill: "Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?" Socialite: "My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... " Churchill: "Would you sleep with me for five pounds?" Socialite: "Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!" Churchill: "Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price

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Free speech carries with it the evil of all foolish, unpleasant venomous things that are said but, on the whole, we would rather lump them than do away with them.

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