♥Gf- m just too fed up frm our daily fights i jst wanna breakup wid u . Bf-ok bt first take dis chocolate . Gf-awwww so u dnt want me to go, mana rhe ho mujhe choclate deke :) . Bf-nahi meri maa kehti hai kuch shubh kaam krne se pehle muh meetha krlena chaHiYe ;) :D :P
Bacha: Abu plz mje 5 Rupees dedo.
Baap: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apni ammi se
lele
.
Bacha: Ami plz mje 5rp dedo..
Ammii: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne mamu
se lele
.
Bacha: Mamu plz mje 5rupy dedo
Mamu: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apni mami
se lele
.
Bcha: Mami plz mje 5rp dedo
Mami: Beta mre pas to khule nhi hy
tu apne chacha se lele
.
Bcha: Chacha 5rp hy?
Chacha: Ha hy beta du kya?
.
Bcha: Nhi apni kabar me lay jana
icecream wala
chala gya ab :-P
Tchr: Pappu what is ur cast?
Pappu: Phele to Hum Verma the..!
Fir Shrma ho gye.
Uske bad Sunaar fir Luhar ho gye. Abhi hai Drzi
Aage MUMY ki marzi .!!!
Pappu door kis shehar me
apnefriend
ke shaadi me gaya.
Par raaste me kisi wajah se basnikal
gayi,
Aur wo v chalte chalte ek gaanvme
pahunch gaya.
To Pappu sochta hai kisi ke gharhi
raat
kaat lete hai,
Ye sochkaqt wo ek ghar ka darwaza
khattkhtata hai,
Pappu-"Ji aapke ghar me raat
gujarni
hai kal chala jaunga!"
Aadmi-"Ye bahu betiyon ka ghar hai,
hum nahi rakh sakte."
Pappu doosre darwaze par aise hi
puchta hai,
wahan v ek lady aise hi bolti hai,
"Ye bahu betiyon ka ghar
hai,humnahi
rakh sakte."
Kai jagah yahi sunne ko milta hai,
To last me kuch soch kar ek aur
darwaza khattkhtata hai aur puchta
hai,
Pappu-"Kya ye bahu betiyon kaghar
hai??"
Aadmi-Haan kya karna hai bol.
Pappu-Ji ek raat gujarni thi.