Aristotle Quotes, Sex Quotes, Funny Marriage Quotes

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.

Admin

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Aristotle Quotes , Sex Quotes , Funny Marriage Quotes

It is said that when manners are licentious, a revolution is always near: the virtue of woman being the main girth and bandage ofsociety; because a man will not lay up an estate for children any longer than whilst he believes them to be his own.

Admin

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Ralph Waldo Emerson Quotes , Sex Quotes , Children Quotes

Screw guilt -- I could have sex with 10 men and it wouldn't bother me. I'm an atheist!

Admin

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Atheist Quotes , Sex Quotes

The true unconscious is the well-head, the fountain of real motivity. The sex of which Adam and Eve became conscious derived fromthe very God who bade them be not conscious of it.

Admin

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : D. H. Lawrence Quotes , Sex Quotes , Real Quotes

There is no way of making a hedge grow like pruning it. There is no way of making sex interesting like repressing it.

Admin

5 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Alan Watts Quotes , Sex Quotes , Interesting Quotes

I don't like those men who claim that their wife is their best friend. . . . I think spouses should tolerate each other and occasionally have sex.

Admin

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Sex Quotes , Men Quotes

We're all animals, that we all respond to the same stimuli. If you want to motivate somebody not to have premarital sex, or motivate black bears not to go diving into dumpsters, first you have to think about why they do it. Telling them to stop isn't going to help. There has to be some incentive for them to alter their behavior.

Admin

6 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Sex Quotes , Thinking Quotes