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  • Ek sardar ek bade hospital me doctor tha. Sardar ke saath waha ek nurse uske saath kaam karti thi. Dhire dhire sardar ko us nurse se pyar ho gaya usne valentine day ko us nurse ko propose karte huve kaha, "I Love You, Sister"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Ki Maa Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar 2 Pandit:Ap k sir pe Choti q H? Pandit:Is se Mere Dimag Me Vichar Aate H Sardar:Sala Idhar to pura TATA-SKY Laga H Fir B kuch nhi ata.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar ke ghar chor aa gaya, sardar ne dekha to chor bhaga... Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se bhi agee nikal gaya.. Sardar:Ek to chori uper se mujhse race..?
    • 9 years ago



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  • ‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚ 4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone, sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di, Sardar dost se bola: Set hogai yar, 5baje milne ka keh rahi ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Oye.. Mera mobile bill kitna hai ? Call Centre Girl: Sir, just dial 123 to get your current bill status. Sardar: Abbey STUPID, current ka nahi mobile ka bill chaahiye !
    • 9 years ago



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  • 4 सरदार ट्रैन के पीछे भाग रहे थे..
    2 चढ़ गए,
    तो ट्रैन में लोगो ने कहा
    “WELL DONE”

    सरदार:
    ख़ाक Well Done
    जाना तो उन्हें था, हम तो छोड़ने आये थे. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Ne Daru Pi Ke Apne Aap Ko, Aaine Main Dekha Or Bola Isko To Kahin Dekha Hai . . . . . . Oye ! Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Haramkhor H, Jo Shadi K Album Me Meri Biwi K Sath Tha
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha: "Sawan ko anay do" Peeche se ek pathan ke truck ne aa kar thok diya, Truck pe lika tha: Aaya sawan Jhoom ke.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Sardar Library Me 3 Ghante 1 Book Padhne K Baad Bola So Boring Itne Sare Characters But No Story. Librarian: Sardar Ji, Wo Telephone Diary Thi. By - ANIL
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:Roz Subha 100 Ladkiya Mera Intezaar Krti Hein Pappu:Aree Vaha Wo Kese?? Sardar:Meine Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoo Naa…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Srdar got new job: 1st day he spent 11 hours on computer: Boss was happy & asked what he did? Sardar replied: Keybord te ABC agy pichy lagi c, O sidi kiti ae.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, "Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai". Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara... Sardar foran bola : "Aadat bhi bahut milti hai'?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: What Is The Difference Between Landline & Mobile? Sardar: Landline Par Number Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se..
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था
    सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ?
    गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है ..
    सरदार : केसे ?
    गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है
    सरदार : पता नही …
    गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला ,
    बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ?
    सरदार : 12
    गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना
    सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sardar darwaze k bahir bandook liye khra tha, his wife askes him” y r u standing here”. Sardar ji bole “sher k shikar pe ja raha hoon.” wife : “to jaao na!” sardar ji : “kese jaoon bahar Kutta khada hain!”
    • 9 years ago



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