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  • Sardar saying to his friend- yaar meina compeny ke computer ko jor jor se chalaya button dabaya to computer bolta he “what r u doing”. Meine computer ko na main switch se band ker diya or bhag gaya. Dusra Dost- kyon? Sardar yaar computer has a good mind wo Malik ko bata dega to
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar teacher ne exam ke liye Que.Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi saare bachche behosh ho gaye.! Que. the : 1. China kis Desh me he.? 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati he.? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota he.? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte he.? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan he.? Khan
    • 9 years ago



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  • ‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚ Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha.. To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye? Jaan le lo sardaron ki.. Har baat me joke chaiye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua Me India Me Paida Hua America Me Nahi Dost : Kyu America Me Hota To Kya Hota ? Sardar : Tu Bhi Na Mujhe English Kahan Aati Hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Sardar Apni Shadi Pe Udaas Tha Kisi Ne Pocha Kya Bat Hai? Sardar: Mere Susral Ne Barat Pe Thoray Logon Ko Lany Ka Kaha Hai. Pata Nai Abba Mujhe Le Jata Hai Ya Nahi.:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar K Truck K Peechay Likha Tha "Chota Parivar Sukhi Parivar" Or Uske Nechay Tinu, Minu, Chintu, Chinky, Pinky, Guddu, Guddi, Sonu, Monu, Te Sohan De Papa Di Gaddi!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar-Yaar ye SENT MESSAGE Kya hota hai? Dusra sardar-Ghochu, Bevkuf Tune Hi Sardaro Ka Naam Kharab Kiya H Sent Message Matlab Khushbu Wala Message.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha- Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai? Receptionist: Just A Second Sir.. Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Srdar on 1st night- Batao, Pehle Hairan karu ya Pareshan.? Wife:- Hairan.. Srdar-Ye dekho 10 inch ka hai. Wife-Wow! Ab Pareshan karo? Srdr-Ye Khada nahi hota.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar To His Friend. I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office.. & U? Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office. Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya. Sardar chalti bike per se bola- Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya? Tu kaha baithega.....???
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Jaldi se 1 Glass Juice Do Larai Hone Wali hai Peny Ke Bad 1 Glass aur do Larai Hone Wali Hai Juice Wala Larai Kb Hogi? Srdar:Jab To Paise Mange ga
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya… Dost:Kitnay Runs Banay? Sardar:Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay.. Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia
    • 9 years ago



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  • A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis... Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
    • 9 years ago



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  • Captain:Naujawanon come forward. Sardarji does not move. Captain: You did not move forward, why? Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon, I was the 10 in line! Pagal
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Sardar apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha.Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Sardar:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. ....
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 sardar ko chand par bhejne kaa failsa hua. aadhe raste jakar sardar rocket se kood gaya or chillaya dhokha ! Kamino Saalo ! Aaj to amawasya hai, chand to hoga hi nahi.. SVS
    • 9 years ago



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