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  • 3sardar so rahe the . 3no ke paas 1 hi bed tha or jagah kam pad rahi thi.. 1 sardar or niche so gaya... Dusra bola. Oye! Ab jagah ho gai Upper aaja. Pawan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Dr. Aap ne kaha tha k subha uth kr khelnay se sehat achi rehti hai Pr mjhe koi farq nai para Doctor: konsa kheil kheltay ho? Sardar: CHiri UDI KAAN UDA:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Main bhi! 3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started dancing. Why? The report said, "DELIVERED".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lawyer to Sardar:Geeta pe hath rakho Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha to baat court tak pohanch gaye, ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar:Roz Subha 100 Ladkiya Mera Intezaar Krti Hein Pappu:Aree Vaha Wo Kese?? Sardar:Meine Girls College Bus Ka Driver Hoo Naa…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar: Aaj ka din bohot bura guzra, Darwaza khola kundi haath mein, Nul khola tooti haath mein, Suitcase uthaya handle haath mein, Ab dar raha hoon susu karu ke na karun..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 4 सरदार ट्रैन के पीछे भाग रहे थे..
    2 चढ़ गए,
    तो ट्रैन में लोगो ने कहा
    “WELL DONE”

    सरदार:
    ख़ाक Well Done
    जाना तो उन्हें था, हम तो छोड़ने आये थे. :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Docter: Tumhari Kidney Fail Ho Gayi Hai. Sardar: Kya Sir, Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho. Meri Kidney Kabhi School Gaya Hi Nahi, To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Sardar se: ye btao k barish k sath bijli kiun chamkti he, Sardar: g Oo iss wastay k pata chal saky k keri keri jaga sukki reh gai ae
    • 9 years ago



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  • :: Best sardar jokes :: Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei
    • 9 years ago



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  • A sardar was selling Parashoot: Plane se koodo, Button dabaoo aur zameen per safely land karo.." Customer:Agar parashoot nahi khula to ? Sardar: Oo yara tey paisay wapis... Sardar ki car ke peeche likha tha:
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 sardaro ko 1 bike pe dekh Traffic Police ne rukne ka ishara kiya. Sardar chalti bike per se bola- Abe pagal ho gaya hai kya? Tu kaha baithega.....???
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub mai bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardaar: Manjit Yaar Kal Maine Kitne Baar Call Kiya Uthaya Kyu Nahi ? Manjit: Q Uthau Rs.30 Dekar Jo Gana Lagwaya Hoon Wo Kya Tera Baap Sunega.
    • 9 years ago



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  • "Teacher: Yad rkho ham is dunya me Dosron ki madad k liye aye hain-> . Sardar: Wah g wah!! te dosray Amb lain aye ne???? °•»•»•¨мaн騕«•«•°
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sardar Ne Airport Me Call Karke Pucha- Punjab To Amrica Kitna Time Lagta Hai? Receptionist: Just A Second Sir.. Sardar- Pee K Baithi Hai Kya?
    • 9 years ago



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