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After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Hum Pard Pate Hain Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hain Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain!

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Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To, Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao, Thoda Aur Karne Do, Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein, . . . . . Fail Ho Jauga..

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Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

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BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~ "Padhna-likhna tyag de dost, Nakal pe rakh aas, Odh Rajai soja beta, Rab karega paas!!... Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.

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If U Cry On Seeing D Question Paper It Is An Insult. If Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper, It Is Ur Achievement... Happy Exams Days.

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1 tree katne se 2000 exam ans.sheet banti h. agar hum sab students milkar exam na dene ka faisla kare to socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai. aakhir hum hi to desh ka future hai.is msg ko har student k sath share karo,,' exam hatao'tree bachao..."

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Probability of a topic “The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely…

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y nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no dear, result is near”

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FIRE ko AAG kehte he COBRA ko NAAG kahte he GARDEN ko BAAG kahte he Aur "EXAMS" k samay jo kaam na kare, Use DIMAG kahte Hai..

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Xams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

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WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?

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Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K 1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.

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Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

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इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!!
सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,,
पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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EXAM ke liye har book parh li hamne, . . . . . . . . . DUA hai facebook se bhi koi sawal Aajaye.

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Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.

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Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye, Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye, 1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne, Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!

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SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

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