Munna Bhai Style Jokes

Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai

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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

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Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti Hai To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya Hoti Hai. Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se………. . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE “GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki. Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne. Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

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Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ? Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai…. Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai? Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to … Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi, Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila, miss to karegaich na, Bole to GOOD wali night

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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na.

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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai light Boleto hogayi hai night To band karneka light Sojane ka tight Samje Tubelight Boleto GudNit

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Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, HeArT aTtAcK

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Circuit- Bhai, Aamerican Rastrapati Kaha Rehta He? Munaa- DHOBIGHAT Pe Circuit- Dhobighat Bole To? Munaa- English Me Bole To “WOSHING TOWN”

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Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ? Circut: Dhubighat pe . Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ? Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..

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MUNNA BHAI: Aay circuit! baapu bolay to gandhi ji kapray Q nahi pehantay thay? . . . . .CIRKET: Bhai bolay to bapu bhi us time k Salman khan thay !!! … Aesh

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