Munna Bhai Style Jokes

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai light Boleto hogayi hai night To band karneka light Sojane ka tight Samje Tubelight Boleto GudNit

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Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE. Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke, Sareladke isko line marenge. MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re, Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

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Tera bhot memory aa rela tha, Itna tem ho gela hai, tere ko dekha bhi nai, Akha life mei tere jesa 1 item mila apanko, miss to karega

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MUNNA BHAI : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai? CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

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Munna Bhai: Abey Circuit, Agar Maa Ke Charno Me Jannt Hoti Hai, To Nani Ke Charno Me Kya Hoti Hai. Circuit: Simple Hai Bhai Nani Ke Charno Me Jannat 2 Hoti Hai.

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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Circuit: Bhai, apun ne kal Sania Mirza se phone pe baat ki. Munna bhai: Arre wah, kya kaha usne. Circuit: Usne kaha, Mamu wrong number!!

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Munnabhai : Ye Circuit !! Sala apun ke desh ko kaun chala rahela hai ? Circuit : Bhai….bole to apun ka desh to SMS chala rahela hai…. Munnabhai : Abe kya bak raha hai? Circuit : Bhai …sahi bola apun NE…SMS bole to … Sardar Manmohan Singh !!

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मुन्नाभाई :- " ए सर्किट..... .!
इंगलिश में माँ को Mom बोलते हैं , तो माँ की छोटी बहन और बड़ी बहन को क्या बोलेंगे....? "

सर्किट :- " सिम्पल है भाई...!

Minimom & Maximom...!"

:joy::joy::blush::blush::joy::joy:

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Munn Bhai: College ka fulform kya hota he Circuit? Circuit: Boleto bhai, C-come O-on L-love L-lets E-every G-girl E-every day Bhai!!

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai: Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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MAMU : Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath AA rehli hain. MAMU KA DOST : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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Munna Bhai: amrican rastrapati sala kaha rehta hai ? Circut: Dhubighat pe . Munna Bhai: Dhubighat bole to ? Circut: bhai english me usko Washington kehte hai..

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Munna Bhai: Apna Desh kaun chala raha hai? Cirkit: Bhai SMS Munna Bhai: Kya bakta hai? Cirkit: Bhai, SMS bole toh S=SARDAR M=MANMOHAN S=SINGH

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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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Munna: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note mei Haste kyun rehte hai?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI.!! Royenge to Note Geela nahi ho jayega..!

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