Munna Bhai Style Jokes, Jokes SMS

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मुन्नाभाई :- " ए सर्किट..... .!
इंगलिश में माँ को Mom बोलते हैं , तो माँ की छोटी बहन और बड़ी बहन को क्या बोलेंगे....? "

सर्किट :- " सिम्पल है भाई...!

Minimom & Maximom...!"

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Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai. Circuit: Aey Bhai ! aap to khud doctor ho. Munna: Bolay to meri fees buhat zyada hai na.

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MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai. MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai? CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bail, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

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CIRCUIT- Bhai, who apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera Sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please. MUNNABHAI- Kyun tera dost chor hai kya? CIRCUIT- Nahin Bhai, who apnay chain pechan lega.

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PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500. MUNNA BHAI: Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

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Munna bhai finally MBBS ban hi gaya. M :- Mumbai, B :- Bomb, B :- Blast, S :- Suspect…!!!

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Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi, Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila, miss to karegaich na, Bole to GOOD wali night

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After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice. He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes, tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say? “Battery is OK”

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Kya ray! Aasmani kabutar! Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai, Apun ko malum hai tere pass sms ka khazana padela hai, Jaldi se 2-4 jhakas sms ka hafta bhej kanjoos? Apka Pyara Munna Bhai

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PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais? MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.

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GudNit in MunnaBhai Style: Chand fekta hai light Boleto hogayi hai night To band karneka light Sojane ka tight Samje Tubelight Boleto GudNit

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Cow: Kya me Bolu Ox: Sun Cow: Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

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Munna: ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste hi kyu rehte hei ?? Circuit: Simple hai BHAI, Royenge to note geeela ho jayenga na.

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Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se………. . . . . . Ye prayas hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE “GANDHIGIRI” se samjhane ka tarika.

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai: Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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Munna: Kya kar rela hai circuit? Circuit: Bhai bulb pe baap ka naam likh rela hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, baap ka naam roshan karne ka he na

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Munna: Bolay to Apun ko tera operation dobara karna paray ga. Kyun k apun kay rubber k gloves teray andar hi reh gaye hain. Patient: Agar yeh baat hai to mujhay jaanay do. Mien tumharay gloves ki payment kar doon ga.

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Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw? bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu. Sender… Circuit Bhai!

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Ab itni night ko apun tere ko kisi film ki kahani sunane k liye msg to karega nahin. Common sense ki baat hai k tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai! Chal ludak le..

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