1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate?
Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or
Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..
Definition of "KISS" from educational
point of view.
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
.
ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
.
PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in
which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
.
.
.
Class Over!
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you.
Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:)
Girl : How ?
Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥
Jab maine darwaja khola,
Aapki aakho me aansu,
Chehre par hasi thi,
Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi,
Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..
India ki reet:
Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR...
Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to
SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to
HAHAKAR...!!:p...
Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..