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  • Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view. MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! . . . Class Over!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Baar GAAL pe 1 Baar MAATHE pe 1 Baar HAATHO pe 1 Baar AANKHO pe 1 Baar LIPS pe . . . . "BORO PLUS" Zarur Lgana, Thandi Aa Gai Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye, Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek student ki aakhri khwaish . . . . . . . . . Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, . maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena, . mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, . meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!! :P :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo Pyar Kare Use Koi Maaf Nhi Krta, Koi Uske Saat Insaaf Nhi Krta, Log Pyar Ko Paap To Keh Dete Hain, Par Kon Aisa Hai Jo Ye Paap Nhi Krta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.
    • 10 years ago



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  • तू :point_up_2: सफर मेरा:two_hearts:
    है तू :point_up_2: ही मेरी मंज़िल:sparkling_heart:
    तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
    ऐ दिल है मुश्किल...:gift_heart:

    तू :point_up_2: मेरा खुदा..:dizzy:
    तूही :point_up_2: दुआ में शामिल..
    तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
    ऐ दिल है मुश्किल... :gift_heart:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Love Funny SMS , Whatsapp Love SMS , Whatsapp Love Status , New Whatsapp Status , Whatsapp Status
  • BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai, -yado ka recharge, -sharart ka miss call, -pyara sa sms, -dil ki range, -aur bharose ki lifetime validity.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koshish to hoti hai ke teri har khwaish puri karon…!! Par dar lagta hai ke.. tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le…!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apni Nazro Se Sawal Kiya H Usne Har Lamhe Ko 1 Saal Kiya H Usne Tumhi Batao Mai Call Use Kese Karu Ankho-ankho Se Miss Call Kiya H Usne..
    • 10 years ago



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  • I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you are rasna to bola hi nahi... I love you rasna...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge.. Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge… Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad… Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge
    • 10 years ago



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  • ""KHOON"" se likh diya har diwar pe Uska naam, aur phir Tod di har diwar jis pe likha tha uska naam kyon ki... 'SPELLING MISTAKE THI YAAR" *~*~*~*~*
    • 10 years ago



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