Love Funny SMS

Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you. Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:) Girl : How ? Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥

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1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate? Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..

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Kisi mor pe ham ap ko khoney nahi denge.. Juda hona chaho to honey nahi denge… Chandni raton man aye gi meri yad… Meri yad ke wo pal ap ko soney nahi denge

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Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai

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Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi..

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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum. thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.

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Arz kiya hai Na Chaaho Itna Hame Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai, Na Aao Itna Kareeb Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai.. Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!

9 years ago

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Tum bohat saal reh liye apne, Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per, Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..

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Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..?

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Zindgi Apni Masti Me Jiya Karo, ishq Bahut Buri Cheez Hai Mat Kiya Karo, ApNa Pura Dhyan Padhai Ki Aur Mod Do, Aur Apni GF Ko Mere Bharose Chhor Do.

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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi

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Happiness Keeps u Sweet, Sorrows Keep u Human Failure Keeps u Humble, Success Keeps u glowing & GOD Keeps u Going. Have a blessed life!

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ज्यादा कुछ नहीं चाइये मुझे तुझसे..!!
बस एक Good Mrng ...janu:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
बोल दे वही मेरे लिए बहुत है....pgli:kissing_heart:

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Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..

9 years ago

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Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye, Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.

9 years ago

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Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bhut pyaar karte the.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya... . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi... . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad.. Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..

9 years ago

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..

9 years ago

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Apni Nazro Se Sawal Kiya H Usne Har Lamhe Ko 1 Saal Kiya H Usne Tumhi Batao Mai Call Use Kese Karu Ankho-ankho Se Miss Call Kiya H Usne..

9 years ago

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Hum Phoolo Ki Tarah Hasna Jante Hai, Hum Haskar Gam Chhupana Jante Hai, Log Milkar Rishte Nibhate Hai To Kya Hua, Hum Bina Mile Hi Rishte Nibhana Jante Hai.

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"Is life me tension hi tension h.. fir b in labon pe muskan h. Qki. Jeena jab har haal me h, to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h. Keep Smiling, -bløødycøøl

9 years ago

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