Apni Girlfrnd ke samne
Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ??
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Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha.
Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte.
Girl: Saale.
Tu toh chahta hai k
ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !!
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Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi
Sprite Pee li thi..
Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya
Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to
Aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
Gaantthe kholne ke liye hi
Zamin par bheja jaata hai.
Teacher- bachcho muh me
Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.?
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Little student- pencil,
Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab..
Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo?
Little student- kyo ki rat ko
Mummy papa se kahati h
"Balb jl raha h
Me muh me nhi lungi.
सुन :loudspeaker: मेरी :heart_eyes: जान, तू :princess: कितना भी Fb :iphone: पे Cυтє, ѕωєєту, Aиgєℓ:relaxed: नाम रख ले, पर हमारे :sunglasses: लिए तो तू :princess: हमारी प्यारी सी पगली :girl: ही रहेगी...
1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka
Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke
Ldke se Mngwaya,
To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye..
Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye.
Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The,
Mene de Die Ha.
To Lrki ne kaha.
*I LuV U*
Wo Muskraya or Kha-
Khak
*I LuV U*
30Rs. nikal Mere
After robbing d Bank,
Robber 2 clerk:
Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead &
Asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
Call girl ke birthday par
Saheli ne sms kiya:
Har adami tere nange badan
Pe barse,
Tere jevan mein aaye itne
Customer,
Ke tu pura sal bra-panty
Pehnne ko tarse.
Boy=Mujhe pyar karti ho
To kal college me White dress pehn ke aana.
Ladki Black pehn k i
Boy=Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya
Ke tu mujhe andar se pyar karti hai.