Ab Kise Chahein Kise Dhunda Karein
Woh Bhi Aakhir Mil Gaya Ab Kya Karein,
Halki Halki Baaris Hoti Rahe
Hum Bhi Phoolon Ki Tarah Bhiga Karein,
Aankhein Munde Is Gulabi Dhoop Mein
Der Tak Baithe Use Socha Karein,
Dil, Mohabbat, Deen Duniya, Shayari
Har Dariche Se Tujhe Dekha Karein,
Ghar Naya Bartan Naye Kapde Naye
In Purane Kagjon Ka Kya Karein…
Main Tumhaara Hu Parakhkar Dekho,
Zindagi Se Bhari Najar Dekho,
Koun Aisa Hai Jaan Jaoge,
Ek Din Is Gali Gujar Ke Dekho,
Jhuth Sach Ka Hisab Lag Jaaye,
Asliyat Mein Agar Ise Dekho,
Kis Kis Ko Manayega Koi,
Tum Toh Apni Tarah Sanvar Dekho,
Doondhte Firte Ho Galtiyan Sabki,
Are Vaij Tum Apna Ghar Dekho…
A Little Girl and Her Father were Crossing a Bridge.
The Father was Kind of Scared So He Asked His Little Daughter “Sweetheart, please Hold my Hand So that You Don’t Fall into the River.”
The Little Girl Said, “No, Dad. You Hold my Hand.”
“What’s the Difference? Asked the puzzled Father.
“There’s a Big Difference” replied the Little Girl.
“If i Hold Ur Hand and Something Happens to me, Chances r dat i may Let Ur Hand Go. But if U Hold my Hand, i Know For
Tujhe Chaha To Zamane Ne, Dekha Gunahagar Ki Terha,
Khde Hain Mahfil Me Tanha Hum Gunahagar Ki Terha,
Tujhe Chaha To Zamaane Ne,
Gali Koyi Ho Ghar Tera Nazar Aata Hai Us Me,
Flaq Ke Sitaro Me Utaar Basa Hai Chandni Me,
Teri Chahat Me Kuch Yu Pagal Hai Dil Kasam Se,
Tujhe Shiqwaa Nahi Gar Meri Mohabbat Se To,
Zamana Phir Chahe Dekhe Hume Gunahagar Ki Terha,
Tujhe Chaha To Zamane Ne,
Tu Mere Haatho Ki Taqdeer-E-Laqir Hai Sathi,
Jo Tu Nahi To Jindgi Adhuri Phir Guzregi Sathi,
Meri Wafa Par Aaj Jo Shaq Karta Hai Zamana,
Waqt Gujre Dohrayega Mere Pyar Ka Fsana,
“Sagar” Hoga Sir Jhukaye Zamana Gunahagar Ki Terha,
Tujhe Chaha To Zamane Ne…
Abki Baar Hua Kuchh Aisa,
Kaam Na Aaya Uska Paisa,
Har Hatiyar Chalaya Usne,
Bantadhar Hua Kuchh Aisa,
Julm Ki Kheti Kab Tak Rahegi,
Kab Tak Raaj Karega Bhainsa,
Desh Ki Chadar Tani Usne,
Chhoda Na Jaise Ka Taisa
Sabka Hissa Hajam Kar Gaya,
Chat Gaya Sab Kutto Jaisa…
In Dino Ka Dard Hum Kya Kya Ginayen,
Chalo Kuchh Toh Zindagi Ko Samajh Paaye,
Kya Khabar Thi Aur Bhi Kuchh Hai Hakikat,
Bachpane Ke Khel Bachkana Adayen,
Badak Sakti Hain Nigahen Yaar Ki Bhi,
Tab Talak Toh Nahin Thi Aisi Havayen,
Dil Ki Baaten Yahan Karne Ki Manahi,
Yahan Dasturon Mein Bahti Bhavnayen,
Tujhko Kuchh Karna Hai Toh Kar Daal Jhatpat,
Kya Pata Aise Bhi Din Aayen Na Aayen….
Manzil Bhi Uski Thi
Rasta Bhi Uska Tha
Ek Main Akela Tha
Kafila Bhi Uska Tha
Saath-Saath Chalne Ki Soch Bhi Uski Thi
Phir Rasta Badalane Ka Faisla Bhi Uska Tha
Aaj Kyon Ekela Hoon? Dil Swal Karta Hai
Log To Uske The Par Kya Khuda Bhi Uska Tha
Kabhi Aasu Chupa Chupa Ke Roye
Kbhi Dastan-E-Gum Suna Ke Roye
Rat Katti H Unke Intzar Me
Hum Rat Bhr Taro Ko Jaga-Jaga Ke Roye
Phir Wo Na Aaye Aaj Ka Wada Kr Ke
Hum Tamam Rat Shma Jala-Jala Ke Roye
Aaj Rat Un Ke Aane Ki Ummid H Hume
Wo Na Aaye Hum Ghar Ko Saja Saja Ke Roye
Suna H Dua Se Hoti H Murad Dil Ki Puri
Hum Sari Rat Hath Duaon Me Utha Utha Ke Roye…
Badi Muskil Se Bana Hu,
Toot Jaane Ke Baad,
Main Aaj Bhi Ro Deta Hu,
Muskurane Ke Baad,
Tujh Se Mohabbat Thi,
Mujhe Beinteha Magar,
Aksar Yeh Ahsaas Huva,
Tere Jaane Ke Baad,
Ab Tak Doond Raha Hun Main,
Apne Andar Ke Us Sakhs Ko,
Jo Najar Se Kho Gaya,
Hai Najar Aane Ke Baad…
I Saw A Beautiful Morning Like I Had Never Before
With A Cloudy Sky Up Hiding Shine Of The Sun
So Cleverly In Her Heights
I Felt A Soothing Wind Like Never Before
Touched So Gently Passed Through My Heart
Made Me Fell So Close To Someone I Love
I Went In The Rain, I Walked In The Dark
The Flawless Nature And All The Joy In My Heart
Made Me Feel Of Someone I Knew
And When I Smelt The Queen Of All Flowers
I Found That I Knew That Too In My Mind,
Only That Day When You Came To Us, In The World
My Dear, I Realized
All That Was Of You!
Unko Apni Zindagi Yaro,
Khud Ko Unka Dilbar Bana Baithe,
Pyar Mein Unke Aaj Hum,
Apna Sab Kuchh Luta Baithe,
Zindagi Ko Kho Chuke Hain Apni,
Ek Bedardi Se Dil Lagakar,
Roshani Ho Na Saki Yaaro,
Dekha Bahut Dil Apna Jala Kar,
Pahle Haste The Najro Pe Ab Hansi Aati Hai, Mukkadar Pe Mujhe,
Dekhkar Shohrat Pyar Ki Ab Hansi Aati Hai, Mukkadar Pe Mujhe…
An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?
Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.
Next…Q
da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?
caz da elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaa…nvr giv up…one more..
Nw,
Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?
caz da bananas r in da TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?
caz dey r on dif chanels.
Hohohohooho..hehehe
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?
Cmon think
caz de TV is off.
Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?
Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(
Jaanu Na Main Kya Ajib Si Muskurahat Hai Tumhari,
Kyon Uspe Main Apna Sab Kuch Vaar Deti Hun,
Jaanu Na Main Kya Ajib Si Chahat Hai Tumhari,
Kyon Uspe Had Se Gujar Jana Chahti Main Hun,
Kya Baat Hai Tujme Mere Yara,
Dil Chir Ke Dekho Sirf Tera Hi Naam Likha Hai Usmein Yara,
Jaanu Na Main Aisi Kya Kashish Hai Aap Ke Pyar Mein,
Aapki Baahon Mein Aakar Bikhar Jati Main Hun,
Jaanu Na Main Aisa Kaun Sa Dard Hota Hai Pyar Mein,
Par Tu Jo Saath Hai Mere To Har Dard Sahe Jati Main Hun,
Jaanu Na Main Yeh Ajib Si Zindagi Ki Mushkil Raahein,
Par Haath Tera Mere Haath Mein Hai,
To Har Mushkil Se Lad Jati Main Hun……
Kahin Se Koi Khusi Ki Khabar Nahin Aati,
Abtoh Deedar Ki Surat Najar Nahin Aati,
Pet Mein Hain Samandar Ke Khajane Toh Beshumar,
Mohabbat Ki Doulton Wali Lahar Najar Nahin Aati,
Chand Suraj Aate Jaate Thak Ke Chakna Choor Hain,
Jisko Aan Chahiye Tha Wohi Bhar Nahin Aati,
Bahut Dino Se Neend Bhi Nahin Aati Ab Toh,
Bahut Dino Se Zindagi Idhar Nahin Aati,
Kabhi Aa Jaye Dabe Paanv Koi Bahlane,
Roj De Jati Daga Mout Par Nahin Aati…
Raat Bhigi Toh Thake Sahar Ko Yaad Aane Lage
Nind Ke Gaanv Jo Aajad Hain Palkon Ke Tale,
Doctor Khwab Ke Naakhun The Halahal Mein Bujhe
Hasb Mamul Badi Jor Se Hum Chikh Pade,
Jaise Sach Much Ho Badi Neend Mein Us Shokh Ki Yaad
Aisa Seene Mein Bani Baithi Hai Aankhe Meeche,
Maine Samjhaya Ke Suraj Bhi Jhukega Dar Par
Varna Taaron Ki Taraf Muh Kiye Darwaje The,
Kal Jise Raat Ki Gadi Pe Hamin Ne Choda
Woh Toh Aankho Mein Fire Hain Magar Hum Hi Na Fire…
Zindagi Ki Aandhi Mein Jahan Ka Ped Tanha,
Tumse Kuchh Sahar Tha Aaj Hu Magar Tanha,
Tum Fijul Baaton Ka Dil Par Bojh Mat Lena,
Hum Toh Khair Kar Lenge Zindagi Basar Tanha,
Ek Khilona Jogi Se Kho Gaya Tha Bachpan Mein,
Dhundhata Fir Ausko Woh Nagar Nagar Tanha,
Jhutpute Ka Aalam Hai Jaane Koun Aadam Hai,
Ik Kabr Par Rota Hai Muh Ko Dhanpkar Tanha,
Jakham Ghayal Lamhon Ko Niti Sambhale Hai,
Anginat Marijon Mein Ek Doctor Tanha…
Dil Mein Ek Tasveer Chhupi Thi Aan Basi Hai Aankhon Mein,
Shayad Humne Aaj Gajal Jaisi Baat Likhi Hai Aankhon Mein,
Is Rumal Ko Kaam Mein Laao Apni Aankhe Saaf Karo,
Maila Maila Chand Nahin Hai Dhool Jami Hai Aankho Mein,
Padhta Ja Yeh Manjar Nama Jard Vishal Pahadon Ka,
Dhoop Khili Palkon Ke Upar Barf Jami Hai Aankhon Mein,
Maine Ek Naavil Likha Hai Aane Wali Subahke Naam,
Kitani Raaton Ka Jaga Hun Neend Bhari Hai Aankhon Mein…
Socha Nahi Achha Bura Dekha Suna Kuchh Bhi Nahi
Manga Khuda Se Raat Din Tere Siwa Kucch Bhi Nahi,
Socha Tujhe Chaha Tujhe Dekha Tujhe Pooja Tujhe
Meri Wafa Meri Khata Teri Khata Kuchh Bhi Nahi,
Jis Par Hamari Aankh Ne Moti Bichhaye Raat Bhar
Bheja Wohi Kagaj Use Hamne Likha Kuchh Bhi Nahi,
Ek Sham Ki Dahlij Par Baithe Rahe Woh Der Raat Tak
Aankho Se Ki Baatein Bahut Muh Se Kaha Kuchh Bhi Nahi,
Do Char Din Ki Baat Hai Dil Khak Mein So Jaayega
Jab Aag Par Kagaj Rakha Baki Bacha Kuchh Bhi Nahi…
Chup Ho Gaya Hu Aapki Soorat Ko Dekhkar,
Karni Thi Aapse Mujhe Kitni Sikayate,
Naaj Yeh Ke Bada Sabr Mohabbat Main Kiya,
Puchhiye Sabr Na Karte Toh Bhala Kya Karte,
Chalo Achha Huaa Kaam Aa Gayi Deevanagi Apni,
Varna Jamane Bhar Ko Samjhane Kahan Jaate,
Kasoor Aankho Ka Tha Chhuri Dil Par Chal Gayi,
Dekhkar Tere Husn Ko Tabiyat Machal Gayi….
Dua Hai Ke Khusi Mile Tumko,
Bhale Hamein Gham Hi Gham Naseeb Ho,
Tum Bhale Hi Na Ban Saki Hamari,
Bas Teri Yaad Mere Karib Ho,
Khyal Tere Aakar Mujhko Ab Bhi Rula Dete Hain,
Woh Aasiq Aur Honge Jo Pyar Ko Bhula Dete Hain,
Yaad Mein Teri Raat Din Main Asq Piye Ja Raha Hu,
Zindagi Jina Nahin Chahta Tha Par Jiye Ja Raha Hu…