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  • If Electricity Goes In America They Call The Power Station.. In Japan They Test The Fuse But In India They Check The Neighbours House.. . "Sab Ki Gayi Hai Na, Fir Thik Hai"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Joke-1 Pakistan selling crackers on OLX at ₹1000* Indians: Bhai ₹10000 dunga.. patakhe Pakistan me hi phodd de... Joke-2 Meanwhile Alia Bhatt just called Salman Khan and asked him: "Ye Sohail Khan Pakistan ke taraf se Kyu khela??" Joke-3 Interviewer: Vapis aagoge to tumhe goli maar denge. Misbah: Goli se daar nahi lagta sahab, kohli se lagta hai! :�� FACT: Aapki Jankari Ke Liye Bata du... Pakistan Aaj Tak India Ke Khilaf World Cup Me Match To Chhodiye, Toss Bhi Nahi Jeeta Saka
    • 9 years ago



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  • :point_right:जो लडकियाँ :princess:मुझे 14 फरवरी:watch:
    को Purpose:information_desk_person: मारने वाली हे,
    वो मुझे :point_up_2:आज ही मार दे :thumbsup:
    मैं :grinning:नही चाहता मेरी:grinning: वजह से :point_right:
    किसी:princess: को Wait :watch:करना पडे.
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS , Funny WhatsApp Status
  • Blessed couples are those who... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . dont care abt these valentine week to do special things for their loved one! Agree?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Azhar - 62 Sehwag - 60 Virat - 52 Jayasuriya - 48 in Lara - 45 Boucher - 44 Afridi - 37 Anderson - 36 Ab devillers- 31 And Dhritharashtra - 2 Samaz me aye to share karo baba !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1. Focus on your positives and not on the negatives of competition while talking to customers. 2. Unless your Field Force is in top gear, no strategy will work. 3. Grow your own Sales Managers instead of bringing in opportunists from Competitors in the last quarter. 4. Ultimate power comes from the Field Force because they are the people who meet customers every day and know them best - Listen to them and respect their inputs. Never stop training them to be able to be their best. 5. Passion and Self Belief can overcome any obstacle and the best of resources are useless in a face of a well prepared and determined competitor who is willing to fight back from the worst possible debacle. Great corporate analysis worth sharing........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bhula ke mujhko agar tum bhi ho salamat, To bhula k tujko smbhalna muje b aata hai Nahi hain meri fitrat mein ye aadat warna, Teri tarah badalna mujhe bhi aata hain…!!! Yad rakhna zindagi bhar meri ye bat.. Warna bahut pachtayegi..
    • 9 years ago



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  • आवश्यकता है........... सीधी भर्ती...... लड़के / लड़कियों की ! धान काटने व ढोने हेतु- -योग्यता =10/ 12/B.Com/B.Sc/BA/MAफ़ेल / पास सब चलेंगे ,, नौसिखिये भी आ सकते हैं । साथ मे लायें = खेत मे कार्य करते हुये दो फोटो , और राशन कार्ड की फोटो कोपी, वेतन = कार्यानुसार, सुविधायेँ = चाय, बीड़ी , एक टाईम खाना। नोट::हसिया साथ लेकर आए।
    • 9 years ago



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  • इस दीपावली रीलिज होने वाली फिल्में: 1. कस्टमर का इंतजार 2. तडपता बिजनेसमेन 3. शैतानी डेड स्टोक 4. सदमा गुड्स रिटर्न का 5. इंतजार पेमेन्ट का "
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Baar 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Se Bahut Pyar Karta Hai. . . Wo Ladka 1 Din Himmat Karke UsLadki Ke Pass Jaakar Bolta Hai . Boy :- Hi.. Girl :- Hi.. Boy :- How are you? Girl :- I am Fi9 and you? Boy :- Me too Fi9.. . Mujhe tumse kuchh kehna tha Girl :- Haan Bolo...... Boy:-I likeu do u like me Girl:- yes, no, yes, no.... Boy:- I Love You Very Much.. You are MyWorld. Girl :- sorry I hate u u u u Ladka Rone lagta hai aur wahan se chala jaata hai... . Ladki Use Ignore Karke 2 dino baad Study ke liye wahan se Lahore Chali jaati hai.. . Ladka Uski Yaad me man hi man me udaas Rahne laga, . par duniya ke samne joothi muskan liye man hi man me us ladki ki yadme hi rahata tha, 24 Hours us ladki ki yaado me duba rehta.. . 1 Din uska friend uske ghar aata hai. Jab use maloom hua ki uske friend ke haalat us ladki ke na kaaran ke waja se hui to usne usse puchha . Frnd :-"Jab Wo TumHe PyaR Nahi Karti to tum use kyu pyar karta hai? tumhe world me aur koi chahne wali mil jaayegi. . "Tab Ladke Ne Jo Answer Diya, Usse uski frnd Ki aankhe niche ho gayi.. Ladke Ne Bola :- . "HASEEL KARKE TO HAR KOI PYAR KAR SAKTA HAI MAGAR KHOKAR BHI KISI KO CHAHNA HI ASLI PYAR HAI.
    • 9 years ago



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  • उपवास की नई स्टाईल *
    *बगैर इनके एक दिन रहकर*

    *मोबाईल*
    *फेसबुक*
    *बिजली *
    *इंटरनेट *
    *कार/ मोटरसाईकल/*
    *वाटसप *
    *टी.वी.*

    *ये उपवास करके देखो*
    *भगवान धरती पर आकर कहेगा, "बस कर पगले अब रुलायेगा क्या"
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , All Funny SMS
  • Arz kiya hai.. Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai. Wah wah.. Gor farmaiye.. Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai. Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada Gadha hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ad given by a famous restaurant at Mumbai - This Valentine day bring your wife, get 25 % discount on food... Bring your girl friend, get 35 % discount, Bring your lover and get 40 % discount ..... If you can bring all 3 at same time, entire bill & one month complimentary stay at LILAVATI HOSPITAL will be paid by management. ��������
    • 9 years ago



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  • Interviewer: Whats The Relation Between Earth & Moon? Santa: Brother & Sister Inter: How? Santa: Earth Dharti Mata And Moon Chanda Mama.
    • 9 years ago



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