Whatsapp Funny Jokes, New Whatsapp Status

Boy :-You Look Like A Barbie. Girl :-*Happily* You Mean Beautiful and Tall ? Boy : No, Plastic and Without Brain..

10 years ago

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4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, . Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, . Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, . Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya, Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake, . . Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya, 1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya, Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, . . Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..?? . 1:" Front Right . 2:" Front Left . 3:" Back Right . 4:" Back Left . . Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...

10 years ago

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Employee : “हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है, दोनों हाथ काट दिए, आँख फोड़ दी, किडनी निकाल ली ” Boss : देख ले…. हो सके तो आजा, आज Audit है.

10 years ago

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Girl: kal mera birthday he Boy:Advance happy birthday G:kya gift doge B:kya chaiye G:Ring B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He K!llerr

10 years ago

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हमसे बात करनी हो तो,
:heartpulse:Dil:heart_eyes: से करना
क्योकि,
Time Pass :smirk:तो मैं :v:
Selfie:wink:लेकर भी कर लेताहु...

9 years ago

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मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!

10 years ago

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બાપુ બીડી પિતા હતા..
મગન: બાપુ તમારી બીડી માંથી ધુમાડા કેમ નથી નીકળતા?
બાપુ: તે ના નીકળે આ તો CNG બીડી છે

:joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Hostel student to his frnd:- "bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka" ;-( . Friend:- kya ho gaya...?? . . Student:- "Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the, . . . gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... lolz

10 years ago

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1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski friend uske boyfriend ke pass gayi or boli, "Kya main uski jagah le skti hu......??" . . . Superb Answer . . . . . . . BoyFrnd- "Muje koi Aitraz Nahi QABRISTAN Walo se puch lo

10 years ago

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Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!

10 years ago

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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(��): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun... ��

10 years ago

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TrUe fact..... jis umar me hamare daant tootthe the . . . . . . aaj kal ke baccho ke . . . . . us umar me dil toot jaate hai.... agree ?????

10 years ago

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