Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Pagal hain woh log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai. Meri mano to 1st april ko propose karo. Maan gai to 'cool,' Varna keh do Didi ' april fool'! ��

10 years ago

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मैं चीज़ :walking: Original, तू जाली Note :dollar: है… तेरी Body से ज़्यादा, मेरी :sunglasses: DP Hot है… :grin: :grin:

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Tension - When Wife Is Pregnant. Terror - When Girlfriend Is Pregnant. Horror - When Both Are Pregnant. Tragedy - When You Are Not Responsible For Both.

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Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P

10 years ago

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OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....

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Divided by aunties asking "Beta kitna kama lete ho", united by boys saying "Itna ki aapki beti ko roz Pani puri khila sakta hu".

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Employee : “हेलो बॉस, मुझे टेररिस्ट ने पकड़ लिया है, दोनों हाथ काट दिए, आँख फोड़ दी, किडनी निकाल ली ” Boss : देख ले…. हो सके तो आजा, आज Audit है.

10 years ago

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Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge... "Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Alia Bhatt goes to the dentist. Dentist: yes Alia what can I do for you. Alia: Doctor my bluetooth is not working. Can you fix it...!!!

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1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE 2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE 3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE 4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE 5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................

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1 Bacha Bohat Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pocha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk Bachcha: Bas Ek Sanam Chahie Aashqi Ke Liye..!! :

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2 Girls face to face: . . 1st: hi sweetheart 2nd: hi, Darling .. And when they talk on their backs about them . . 1st: she is so selfish (matlabi) . . 2nd: she is kamini number 1 2 Boys face to face: . . 1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main tu pura yeda lag raha hai be . . 2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk ... ?? . . And when they talk on their backs . . 1st: mast banda hai yaar . . 2nd: bhai hai apna.. Bhai..

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