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  • मोटू - भाई तुम्हारे हाथ पैर कैसे टूटे गए?

    पतलू - लड़की का रिचार्ज कराने के चक्कर में

    मोटू - क्यों भाई?
    रिचार्ज के पैसे नहीं दिए क्या?

    पतलू -
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    अरे भाई जिस दुकान पे रिचार्ज कराने गया,
    वो दुकानदार लड़की का भाई निकला :) :)
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

    બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

    150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bank Jokes , Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • "2 लडकिया बस में सीट के लिये लड़ रही थी कंडेक्टर आया और कहा लड़ो मत जो उम्र में बड़ी हो बैठ जाओ फिर क्या देखना सारे रास्ते भर दोनों खड़ी रही और कहने लगी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ नह़ी दीदी आप बैठ जाओ"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . Aur . Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • ""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga"" Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now. ...:::he he he
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Johnny Is 33 Years Old And He Is Still Single. One Day A Friend Asked, "Why Aren't You Married? Can't You Find A Woman Who Will Be A Good Wife?"
    Johnny Replied, "Actually, I've Found Many Women I Wanted To Marry, But When I Bring Them Home To Meet My Parents, My Mother Doesn't Like Them."
    His Friend Thinks For A Moment And Says, "I've Got The Perfect Solution, Just Find A Girl Who's Just Like Your Mother."
    A Few Months Later They Meet Again And His Friend Says, "Did You Find The Perfect Girl? Did Your Mother Like Her?" With A Frown On His Face,
    Johnny Answers, "Yes, I Found The Perfect Girl. She Was Just Like My Mother. You Were Right, My Mother Liked Her Very Much."
    The Friend Said, "Then What's The Problem?"
    Johnny Replied, "My Father Doesn't Like Her."
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Family Jokes
  • Boy: Tu Dharti Pe Rahe, Chahe Aasmaan mein Rahe, Tujhe Teri Khushbu Se Pehchan Loonga... Girl: Mujhe Pehle Se Pata Tha, Tum Kuttay Ho...
    • 10 years ago



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  • "लड़की को बैंक की तरफ से कॉल आई । सेल्स वाला: हैलो मैडम, मैं ABC बैंक से बोल रहा हूँ, क्या आपको क्रेडिट कार्ड चाहिए? लड़की: जी नहीं, मेरे पास बॉयफ्रेंड है।"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • :heart_eyes::stuck_out_tongue:आलसी होने की हद तो देखें...

    संता (बेटे से): तुम एग्जाम देने क्यों नहीं गए?
    बेटा: पेपर टफ था।

    संता: बिना जाए तुम्हें कैसे पता कि पेपर टफ था?
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    बेटा: पेपर दो दिन पहले ही लीक हो गया था!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक शराबी:beers: छत पे से नीचे गिर गया.

    सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के क्या हुआ??:question:

    शराबी –
    “पता नही भाई…..:bangbang:
    मे भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं “
    :wink::stuck_out_tongue::grin::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sharabi Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Never Abuse Girls.... . . . . . . . . . Ha agr gussa aa raha ho to . "AUNTYJI" bol do.... Kasam se gaali se jyada effect karega... Flirty K!llerr
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Girl: kal mera birthday he Boy:Advance happy birthday G:kya gift doge B:kya chaiye G:Ring B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He K!llerr
    • 10 years ago



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  • Be careful who you give your heart to. Because when you give your heart to someone, you also give the person the power to destroy you.
    • 10 years ago



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  • लडकियाँ 300 की सेँडल खरीद के पूरे घर मे कहती फिरतीं हैँ। शाँपिँग करके आ रही हूँ ।। लडके 1000 की दारु पीकर आते हैं और चुपचाप सो जाते हैं।। “सादा जीवन,उच्च विचार”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai, sabhi ke liye kisi na kisi ko banaya hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Meri wali ne toh lagta hai suicide kar liya hai, milti hi nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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