लड़कियो :princess: को Facebook पर 1000 Followers :busts_in_silhouette: चाहिए और Reality में एक कुत्ता :monkey_face: भी Follow करले तो मम्मी_मम्मी :cold_sweat: चिल्ला कर भागती है
एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे?
पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू.
एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में
बैठे हैं,
विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...
Girl To Boy (in Party):
Excuse Me!
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Boy: Yes ?
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Girl: Mere ek Hath Mein Plate
Hai or ek Hath Mein Glass,
I Can’t Use Them..
Kya Aap Mere Face Par Se ek
Cheez Hata Sakte Hain?
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Boy (Very Happy): Ge
Boliye Kya Hataana Hai ?
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Girl: Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazarein
Boy: You Wanna Know Something?
Girl: What ??
Boy: Loving You Is The Second Best Thing I Ever Did !!
Girl: Okay.
Boy: You Wanna Know The First?…
Gal: Sure….!!
Boy: Finding You
2 guys were following two girls.....
Both girls took rakhi and tied to their hands........
1st guy;- what we do now....
2 nd guy;- u marry my sister and i will marry ur sister.....
Guys rocks girls shoks!!
:red_circle::red_circle:मास्टर जी :- मैने तुम्हे थप्पड़ मारा इसका भविष्य काल बताओ....? -.- -.- छात्र - छुट्टी के बाद आपकी मोटर साईकल पंचर मिलेगी।:smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
What is "WILL POWER" ??
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It is when you see
10 Notification,
20 Msgs and
30 Friend requests...
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and still you click
"Logout" and
"Study" !!!
Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli,
On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram"
Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic."
Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram
Kaminey Friends
4 Boys on bike..
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Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..??
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Boys shocked
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Looks behind..
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And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
सुनाता हूँ अपने स्कूल की प्रेम कहानी, :point_down::point_down: एक थी टॉपर, जो परसेंटज की थी रानी…:relaxed: :relaxed: ;; ;; ;; फिर :thumbsup: :thumbsup: ;; ;; ;; ;; फिर क्या, हमने पटा ली और फेल हो गई महारानी…!!! :slight_smile:
जमाई ससुराल में खाना खाते वक़्त: आज खाना सासुमाँ ने बनाया है क्या.? - बीवी - अरे वाह! कैसे पहचाना... ? - जमाई - अरे जब तुम बनाती हो तो खाने में से काले बाल निकलते हैं आज सफ़ेद बाल निकला है....!!!
3 young Ladies proposed a MAN..
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He had to choose one of them..
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He tested by giving them
Rs.5000 each 2 spend...
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1st bought make up stuff& new
dresses & said she wanted to
look good for him..
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2nd got him few expensive
shirts & ties and perfumes&
said she wanted him to look
good..
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3rd one invested the money,
Got profit &returned him
original amount, saying that she
saved the rest for their future..
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Finally MAN decided to marry
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The first women because..
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She was looking damn beautiful ....
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...Moral:" Men Will Be Men.