पहला दोस्त:- भाई कहाँ है…? दूसरा दोस्त:- Shopping भाभी के साथ…!! : : : पहला दोस्त:- लड़की कब पटाई….??? दूसरा दोस्त:- नहीं यार भाई की Gf है ? ; ; पहला दोस्त:- और ये भाई कौन है ? दूसरा दोस्त:- तू साले :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
Modern definition of
"Boyfriend"
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
A person who has to-
like all the status and photos of his girlfriend,
no matter how bad they are....
Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil
raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"The number u have dialed is busy on
another call...
Please try again later"
Calling friends 1 day before Exam :
You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar liya ?"
Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayi bas 1 baki hai !"
You (Dissapointed & worried)
calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya oye..?"
Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus finish.
Revision baki hai bas..!"
You ( dissapointed & now more worried..!)
You (to your best friend) : "kitna kar liya yaar"
Best frnd : "bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai "
You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa janni"
Awesome feeling comes instantly
No disappointment, No worries
"Ab toh raat me hi padhunga," *books band*
Science Professor: If a girl falls unconscious, give her mouth 2 mouth, blow air into her lungs and keep on pressing her chest with both your palms in quick succession...
Any Questions..?
Student : How to make her unconscious?
Mr Patel a resident of UK and his 10 year old son met Virat Kohli,
On meeting his son said "Virat, Vandemataram"
Virat surprised, says" Mr Patel, for 3rd generation britisher and his age, your son is very patriotic."
Mr Patel .... Oh no, he said in Gujarati .... One-day Ma to ram
"WANTED "...
Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO
uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta...
" DABBANG "...
Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare...
"READY"...
Duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge:
i, me, and myself...
"BODYGUARD"...
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna...
"KICK"......
Mere message mobile mein ayenge par samajh mein nahin
������
"Communication is the lifeline of any relationship.
When we stop communicating, we start losing our valuable relationships....
So disturb everybody we care....
Atleast once daily...��
Madam ordered a pizza..
Waiter: Mam should I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8?
Madam: 4 hi kar de, 8 khaaungi to Moti ho jaungi..������
Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge...
"Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
चीते की चाल :tiger2: बाज की नजर और Student :sunglasses: Ki पढ़ाई :books:.. पर संदेह नहीं करते........
कभी भी Top :point_up: कर सकते हैं ,
सिर्फ मस्तानी :princess: बीच मे नहीं , आनी चाहिये........ :wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::wink::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye
1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish
krte hai
2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai
3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai...
Sardar is back in market now ��������
A Perfect Girl:
.
.
.
Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt
Karti Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, .
Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai,
.
Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai,
.
.
.
.
Aur
.
Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai
In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother
.
.
But
.
.
Brother Never Support Sister.
You Know Why ?
.
.
Because Sister Know What Love
Is
.
.
And
.
.
Brother Knows What Boys Are...