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  • Beta: papa hamare kitne rishtedar hai mein toh sabko janta b nahi papa. koi baat nahi bas tera result Aane de Jupiter wala chacha aur mercury wali mausi tak tujhe call karegi
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • સિટિબસમાં એક બેન નાના છોકરાને કહેતા હતા ,'શીરો ખાઈશ કે બાજુમાં બેઠા કાકાને આપું ?? 'આવું 3 વાર બોલ્યા પછી કાકા બોલ્યા ...બેન, મને આપવો હોય તો આપી દો ને !મારે ઉતરવાનું હતું એ સ્ટેશન પણ જતું રહ્યું:weary::rofl::rofl:
    • 8 years ago



    Tags : Gujarati SMS , Gujarati Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Calling friends 1 day before Exam : You : "Kuttey, Saale kitna kar liya ?" Friend 1 : "Yaar meri toh 4 unit ho gayi bas 1 baki hai !" You (Dissapointed & worried) calling 2nd friend : "kitna kar liya oye..?" Friend : "1-5 unit poora syllabus finish. Revision baki hai bas..!" You ( dissapointed & now more worried..!) You (to your best friend) : "kitna kar liya yaar" Best frnd : "bhai abhi toh shuru bhi ni kiya kuch kar lenge yaar poori raat apni hai " You : "oyeeeeeee tu bhai hai apnaaaa janni" Awesome feeling comes instantly No disappointment, No worries "Ab toh raat me hi padhunga," *books band*
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha- NO MONEY, NO FUN, YOUR SON. . . . Jawab aaya- . . . How Sad, Very Bad, Your DAD
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Sorry Dosto
    कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर
    पाया…. जेल में था….!!!!
    मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से
    एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी….,
    “पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Alia Bhatt so genius.. that... All scientists failed to answer this Ques: Which liquid turns into solid on heating ? Alia Bhatt - Besan ke pakode!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.” Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na? Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! :-D whatsapp jokes
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Khatarnaaaaak baccha!!!!!!!!!! Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi Aaya?. Bunty: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur Wo Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi....Isiliye Parso Nahi Aaya... Madam: Aur Kal ?.. Bunty: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye Nikla. Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya to Dekha ki.... Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi, To Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi Aayi hongi. To mai Wapis laut gaya.......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko . Smart, handsome, intelligent ldka mile. . . . Tum hi btao.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ek line jo ladkiyo or ladko ka Dil raat ko 2 baje bhi tod sakti hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . "The number u have dialed is busy on another call... Please try again later"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • :baby:બકો લગન માં જમવા ગયો...
    :curry:ત્યાં પ્લેટ પર મૂકેલ ટીશ્યુ પેપર જોઇ ને તેમને થયું કે આ પણ કોઇ ખાવા ની ચીજ હશે.

    તે લઇ ને મોઢા માં મૂકવા જતા હતા ત્યાં
    :raising_hand:બકુડી એ રાડ પાડી.
    ખાતા નહીં,

    હાવ મોળું સે.....:money_mouth::money_mouth:

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , Funny Gujarati SMS , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS
  • Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. ! Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !! Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me .. Delete videos.... Delete pictures ... Delete music ... Delete private folder .. Delete number ... Delete SMS ... Delete outgoing calls .. Delete incoming calls ... Delete mms .... Delete whatsapp ... Delete bbm ... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... FORMAT Memory card !!! achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...?? Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi... Husband : time ??!!! puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Must read it Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya. Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai? Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna!.. LOL
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • दूसरा पागल- ये क्या है? पहला- लव लेटर है। दूसरा- मगर ये तो खाली है। पहला- आज कल बोलचाल बंद है।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��
    • 10 years ago



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