Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Girl: kal mera birthday he Boy:Advance happy birthday G:kya gift doge B:kya chaiye G:Ring B:Ring dunga par phone uthana mat balance nhi He K!llerr

10 years ago

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ये होती है इमेज !!!

पति - आज क्लब मे दारू पीने का कंपिटिशन हुआ।

पत्नी - अच्छा दूसरे नंबर पर कौन आया।

:beers:Confidence Wife Ka:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

7 years ago

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Before Marriage:
Roses Are Red:rose:, Sky Is Blue:mount_fuji:,
O My Darling! I Love You...:heart_eyes:

After Marriage:
Roses Are Dead:upside_down:,
I Have Flu:sleepy:,
don't Come Near Me,:grimacing:
Parayi Hatt Tuu,
:flushed::smiley::joy::joy::joy:

9 years ago

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Ladke wale: Hamko Ladki Pasand Hai, Shadi Kab Karni Hai? Ladki wale: Abhi to Ladki study kar rahi hai, Ladke wale: Ha to hamara ladka konsa chhota hai jo books faad dega!!

10 years ago

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GiRL: KaL mEin tumhaRe Liye RAkhi Layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . . . . . . . . . Classic Answer: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi??

10 years ago

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Kabaddi is a true Indian sport, Everyone get together and pull down the one person who tries to achieve something

10 years ago

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Smart Boy+Smart Naari= Affair Jari
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Smart Boy+Bevkuf – Nari= Paw Bhari
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Bevkuf Boy+bevkuf Nari= Shadi Ki Tayari
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Bevkuf Boy+smart Nari=Boy Bhikari…. ????

9 years ago

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfriend ka BIRTHDAY tha.. Boy was not in the city, So he ordered 20 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up, Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gayi ho! While delivering florist thought, Ye aaj ka mera sabse achchha customer hai, Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE mein de deta hoon, So he gave 30 instead of 20! . Aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua o_O :-D Samaz me aya !! Thoko comment !! whstapp jokes

10 years ago

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Tu Sawal Nahi Ek
Paheli Hai…!!!
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Meri Manzil Tu Nahi
Teri Saheli Hai… ????

9 years ago

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Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja.. Boys Nai Sudhrenge Hahahaha.. boys vs girls whatsapp jokes !! Funny jokes

10 years ago

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Boy- Boys are Intelligent than gals! . Gal- Any proof?? . Boy- U always say IntelliGENTS, . . But U never say IntelliLadies!! : Hahaha

10 years ago

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Baap (Bahot Gusse me):” Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.. . . . . . . . . . . Beta (Proudly):” Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye.. Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..";):p

10 years ago

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Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota Hai.” To Aaj Se..... . . . . . . . . . Newspaper Band. Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....! Hit LIKE For Friendz

10 years ago

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Boy:" Meri Gf banogi.. ?? . . Gal:" Mere parents allow nai karte.. . . . . . . . Boy:" Haan idiot jaise mere baap ne to mujhe "Akhil Bhartiya Ladki Patao abhiyan Ka Chairman Bana Rakha Hai.. ??

10 years ago

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College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �� Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" �� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ��Busy" �� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��

10 years ago

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A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan

10 years ago

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Agar Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh N aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo aur Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?

10 years ago

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1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ???????

10 years ago

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Teacher: Agar Tum tumari GF Ko 500 Do, aur Usko sirf 200 Ki Zarurat Ho To, Wo Kitne Wapas Degi ??.. Student: Kuchh Bhi Nahi… Teacher: Kya Tum Itni si bhi Maths Nahi Jante ?? Student: Sir, Aap meri gf Ko Nai Jante!!

10 years ago

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लड़का – आज बहुत अच्छी खुशबू आ रही है

लड़की – हाँ मैं नए साबुन से
नहा के जो आयी हूँ

लड़का – अच्छा ऐसा क्या है उस साबुन में

लड़की – मलाई,,दूध,,केसर से भरपूर

लड़का – साला आज कल के साबुन
नहाने के लिए बनाते हैं
या खाने के लिए :) :wink::smile::smile::smile:

9 years ago

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