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  • पत्रकार :
    80 साल की उम्र मे
    भी "आप " बीवी को डार्लिंग कहते हो।
    इस प्यार का राज क्या है ?
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    बूढ़ा :
    बेटा , 20 साल पहले इनका नाम भूल गया था , आज तक पूछने की हिम्मत ही नही हुई !!
    :cry::cry::cry::joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Why are boys So CarelesS & Irresponsible..? . . . . . . . . . . . . BecauSe ! They Know that Some where, A Sweet & Innocent girl is learning to be responsible For them.....!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • एक छोरा एक छोरी को प्रपोज
    करते हुए:- I LOVE YOU…..!!
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    छोरी:- तमीज से बात करो,
    छोरा:- ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु
    मंगलमगरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय
    With Due Respect Beg To Say That
    “I Love You” देवी जी, Offer ग्रहण करें, स्वाहा…!!!
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    और तब तक गाल पर चटाक, छोरा गाल सहलाते हुए
    ये क्या है….???
    छोरी:- पूर्णाहुति के बाद नारियल फूटा है….!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy- Boys are Intelligent than gals! . Gal- Any proof?? . Boy- U always say IntelliGENTS, . . But U never say IntelliLadies!! : Hahaha
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • मै पहले बहुत परेशान
    और दुखी रहता था,��
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    फिर मेरे एक दोस्त ने मुझे
    Whatsapp ज्वाइन कराया.....
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    अब आप विस्वाश मानिए
    मेरी बाकी बची जिन्दगी भी सत्यानाश हो
    गयी है..
    :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • 4 Students Ne Paper Ki Tayari Nahi Ki, . Unho Ne 1 plan Banaya Aur Wo Agle Din Principal Ko Bole, . Sir Hum Shadi Mein Gaye The, . Raste Me Gaadi Ka Tyre Puncher Ho Gaya, Hum Saari Raat Dhaka Lagate Rahe, Is Liye Padh Nahi Sake, . . Pricipal Ne Maan Liye Aur Unhe 1 Din Ka Time Diya, 1 Din Baad Unhe 4 Alag Rooms Mein Bithaya, Aur Sirf 1 Sawal Diya, . . Q:" Konsa Tyre Puncher Tha..?? . 1:" Front Right . 2:" Front Left . 3:" Back Right . 4:" Back Left . . Note:" Agar Sabka Same Jawab Hua to Sab Pass...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ladkiyon Ko Jalebi Jaisi Kyun Kaha Jaata Hai? . . . . . . Kyunki Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahiho Sakti, Par Hoti Bhi Toh Bahut"sweet" Hai..!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • पहला दोस्त:- भाई कहाँ है…?
    दूसरा दोस्त:- Shopping
    भाभी के साथ…!!
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    पहला दोस्त:- लड़की कब पटाई….???
    दूसरा दोस्त:- नहीं यार भाई की
    Gf है ?
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    पहला दोस्त:- और ये भाई कौन है ?
    दूसरा दोस्त:- तू साले :grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin::grin:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Different types of call duration summaries : ----------------,,,,,,,, boy to boy ! 00:00:59 boy to mom !! 00:00:50 boy to dad ! 00:00:30 boy to girl ! 01:23:59 girl to girl ! 05:29:59 girl to boy ! miss call wife to husband! dissconnected husband to wife! call waiting ��
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:Tum Ladke Sab ek jaise kyon Hote ho? . . . . . . . . . . . . Boy: Actually hum makeup nahi kartey
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… :-P —– Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa: Bilkul marte the Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..?? —– A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: “Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My Own Problems!” :-)
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche Kyu Hote The.. Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..! Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • गर्ल:- मैं तुम्हारे लिए आग पे चल सकती हूँ… नदी में कूद सकती हूँ… लड़का:- लव यू जानू.. क्या तुम मुझे अभी मिलने आ सकती हो… . . गर्ल:- पागल हो क्या इतनी धूप में…
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Wife : Suniye.. mujhe aap ka mobile phone dena zara .. ! Husband : deta hoon.. ruko jaaneman !! Husband jaldi jaldi me mobile phone me .. Delete videos.... Delete pictures ... Delete music ... Delete private folder .. Delete number ... Delete SMS ... Delete outgoing calls .. Delete incoming calls ... Delete mms .... Delete whatsapp ... Delete bbm ... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... Delete .... FORMAT Memory card !!! achha ye to batao... karogi kya tum...?? Wife : mujhe time dekhana tha.. kitne baje hai abhi... Husband : time ??!!! puchh bhi to sakti thi... Gawaar aurat ... !!!
    • 10 years ago



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