गुलाबी साडी :bride_with_veil: पहनकर आज :calendar: तुम्हारी भाभी :information_desk_person: बोली कैसी लग रही हू.:question: मैने कहा ???? बिलकुल दौ :v: हजार के नोट :dollar: के जैसी
1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE
2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE
3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE
4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE
5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE
AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
संजू ऑटो में सफ़र कर रहा था, ऑटो वाला:- 30 रूपये हुए साहब, संजू ने उसे 15 रुपये दिये, ऑटो वाला:- ये तो आधा है साहब… :rage::rage: संजू:- हाँ तो, तू भी तो बैठ के आया है, आधा तू दे…:joy: :joy: :joy:
What is a RACE ???
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A real race is when you are
trying to finish off the Paani Poori,
before the Paani Poori boy puts the
next one into the plate!
True love ki 8 nishaniya:"
1: aap unke sms/msgs baar baar padhte
hai..
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2: aap unke samne aane se hich kichate hai
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3: jab bhi aap unke baare me sochte ho to
aapka dil or tej dhadkta hai..
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4: aap muskurate hai jab aap unki aawaz
sunte hai..
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6: aap unke liye kuch b kar sakte hai..
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7: ye status padhte waqt aapke dimag mai
unka hi khayal hai..
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8: Aur aap unko sochne mai itna kho gaye
ho ki aapko yeb nahi pata ki POINT NO. 5
missing hai so u r in love...
Dear Men,
A woman who loves you truly will
never ask you to buy her
expensive gifts or take her to
expensive places... She won’t ask for diamonds, rubies or a
promise to
bring her a
world of luxuries... She just wants
your love, care and attention..
She wants you to spend a lot of quality time
with her..
and appreciate her for all that she
does for you out of love and affection..
Every woman is unique
in her own way..
REAL LOVE:
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Garmi me boy ne jab Pasina gf k
dupatte se pocha to wo boli:
"Dupatta Ganda na karo,
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Aur Jab usne Maa ke Aanchal se
pocha to Maa boli:
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"Ye Ganda hai, Saaf deti hu,
2 Girls face to face:
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1st: hi sweetheart
2nd: hi, Darling
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And when they talk on their backs
about
them
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1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)
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2nd: she is kamini number 1
2 Boys face to face:
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1st: kesa hey kamenay? lal shirt main
tu pura
yeda lag raha hai be
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2nd: kutte, apne baap se mazakk ... ??
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And when they talk on their backs
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1st: mast banda hai yaar
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2nd: bhai hai apna.. Bhai..
BF Trolled
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Girlfriend : "Last night I had a
dream of you."
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Boyfriend (got excited): -
"Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne
mein aa ke"
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Girlfriend replied : "We were
traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control
and fell in the
river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for
someone."
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Boyfriend (with luv): "I was
searching for you,
na?
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Girlfriend said: NO,
You were shouting-
"Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2
rupaye lene
the"
Ek ladka bhagta hua
ek ladki ke paas jata ha
aur
ruk ke bolta ha
ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu
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Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi
BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha
Sare ladko se puchho to wo kahenge ki
I am single
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aur agar kisi ladki se pucho to kahengi.
I have a bf
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mujhe ye nhi samjh aa raha hai ki
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jab sare ladke single hai
to
ladkiya kya bandro se set ho rahi hai
Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . .
When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . .
But....
When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . .
And.....
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When the right one finds u with the wrong one,
u r
COMPLETELY FINISHED .