Whatsapp Funny Jokes

9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota Hai.” To Aaj Se..... . . . . . . . . . Newspaper Band. Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....! Hit LIKE For Friendz

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �� Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" �� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ��Busy" �� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE 2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE 3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE 4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE 5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

This is real story from Delhi. Ek ladka aur Ek Ladki ek dusre se bahut pyaar karte the… Lekin ek din Ladki ke baap ko pata chal gaya, usne gusse mein Bijli se chalne wali aari ko, ladke ki Gardan par rakha diya. Wo aari ladke ki gardan ko kaatne hi wali thi ki achanak light chali gayi… Aur paas mein khadi ladki chillayi.. Agar Sachcha hai Aapka Pyaar To Sath Hai Dilli / Delhi Sarkar!!! :-D whatsapp funny jokes love

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Teacher: Isko translate koro... . . . "ladki kapde pehen chuki hai..." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . All Boys ek sath me bole... . . . . Ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late...........

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

कटा इस कदर एक बेजुबान ऑर खून सारा नाली में बह गया........ पत्थर दिल था कोई जो बहते खून को देखकर भी ईद मुबारक कह गया...

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

A Girl to recharge vala Girl - 10 Rs ka recharge kr do . . . . Recharge wala-Mam 10Rs mesirf 7 rs milenge . . . . . . . . . . Girl - Ok koi bat nhi 3 Rs.ki Eclairs de do !!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Modern definition of "Boyfriend" . . . . . . . . . . . . . A person who has to- like all the status and photos of his girlfriend, no matter how bad they are....

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Singham Returns Dekhane gaya... : ; : : Magar theater full : : : : Fir kya ?? : : : : !!!! [Your Name] RETURNS !!!!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Me : Hey Any weekend Plans ? She : hanging out Wid Friends yaar Me : Bandariya Hai tu .? *blocked* *reported f.I.R*

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… :-P —– Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa: Bilkul marte the Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..?? —– A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: “Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My Own Problems!” :-)

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na... girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

ये होती है इमेज !!!

पति - आज क्लब मे दारू पीने का कंपिटिशन हुआ।

पत्नी - अच्छा दूसरे नंबर पर कौन आया।

:beers:Confidence Wife Ka:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Daru Special Jokes

Smart Boy+Smart Naari= Affair Jari
;
;
;
Smart Boy+Bevkuf – Nari= Paw Bhari
;
Bevkuf Boy+bevkuf Nari= Shadi Ki Tayari
;
Bevkuf Boy+smart Nari=Boy Bhikari…. ????

9 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS

1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ???????

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Ladki wale – Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho. Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le. Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

Agar Question Paper Tuff Lage Ya Samajh N aye To 1 Gehri Saans Lo aur Zor Se Chillao Kamino Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho?

10 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes

સિટિબસમાં એક બેન નાના છોકરાને કહેતા હતા ,'શીરો ખાઈશ કે બાજુમાં બેઠા કાકાને આપું ?? 'આવું 3 વાર બોલ્યા પછી કાકા બોલ્યા ...બેન, મને આપવો હોય તો આપી દો ને !મારે ઉતરવાનું હતું એ સ્ટેશન પણ જતું રહ્યું:weary::rofl::rofl:

8 years ago

Message Copied

Tags : Gujarati SMS , Gujarati Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes