Whatsapp Funny Jokes

kafi time lagta hai ek shareef bande ko girlfrnd patane me.. . . . . . . . . Phir agar pat jaye toh.. kisi ka baap bhi use dobara shareef nahi bana sakta...

10 years ago

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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(��): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun... ��

10 years ago

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Romantic line of SMALL kid aftr breakup ........ . . . Me tumhe bulne ki bahut kochich kalta hu . . . pal kya kalu . . . . . mumy loz BADAM khila deti he , aul tumali yad fil aa jati hai

10 years ago

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संता

10 years ago

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Hostel student to his frnd:- "bhai dhoka ho gya Dhoka" ;-( . Friend:- kya ho gaya...?? . . Student:- "Ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the, . . . gharwalo ne books hi bhej di.... lolz

10 years ago

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On Whatsapp: Girl: Tu Hasta Nahi hai Kya? Boy: Kyu? Girl: Tere Haste Hue Ki Koi Photo Nahi Hain. Boy: Tu Nahati nahi hai kya?

10 years ago

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Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko . Smart, handsome, intelligent ldka mile. . . . Tum hi btao.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?

10 years ago

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Modern Love..!! . . (Boy & Girl On Date) . . . Girl:- Kya shadi K Baad Bhi Aise Hi Hum Dinner Pe Aya Karenge..?? . . . . . Boy:- Haa sweet heart, Agar Tumhare Husband Ko Koi Aitraz Na Hua to..!!

10 years ago

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पत्नी : प्लीज मेरी तरफ मुह करके सो जाओ...... मुझे डर लग रहा हे.... | | | | | पति : अच्छा!! बस अपनी ही चिंन्ता हे... मे भले ही डर डर के मर जाऊ

10 years ago

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एक खरगोश :rabbit2: अपने जीवनकाल में दौड़ता है, उछलता कूदता है , मस्ती करता है और फिर भी
15 साल तक ही जीवित रहता है।
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जबकि एक कछुआ :turtle: न दौड़ता है और ना कुछ करता है फिर भी
300 सालों तक जिंदा रहता है...
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मोरल-
एक्सरसाइज जाए भाड़ में.... आप तो निश्चिंत होकर....सोएं... बाहर ठण्ड है। :sleeping::sleeping:
बाबा....आराम देव:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

9 years ago

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1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya . . Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai" . . Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti hai... . . . Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai Par Laash ka kya kru ???????

10 years ago

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Sorry Dosto
कुछ दिनों से मेसेज नहीं कर
पाया…. जेल में था….!!!!
मडॅर केस में…. दर असल बाइक से
एक लड़की को स्माइल दे दी थी….,
“पगली” खुशी से ही मर गई…… :smiley::smiley::smiley::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

9 years ago

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मुझे इतनी फुर्सत कहाँ कि मैं तक़दीर का लिखा देखूं; बस .. लोगों का दिल जलता देख कर समझ जाता हूँ, .. कि मेरी तक़दीर बुलंद है .. !!!

10 years ago

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Boy : pen hai? Girl : nahi hai. Boy : pen hai Pen ? Girl : kaha na nahi he.. (thori Dare Bad) Boy : pen he Pen ? pen ? Girl : kitni Bar Kahun Nahi hai Ab Dubara Pucha To Hathoray Se Sar Faad Dungi... Boy : Hathora hai ? Girl : nahi... Boy : Acha Phir Pen hai Pen??

10 years ago

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Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh

10 years ago

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Three types of students have 100% attendance in schools- . . . 1. Intelligent bookish . . . 2. Girlfriend wale . . . . . 3. Wo jo Dettol se nahate hai

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जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????

9 years ago

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A Nice, Calm And Respectable Lady Went Into The Pharmacy, Right Up To The Pharmacist,
looked Straight Into His Eyes, And Said, "I Would Like To Buy Some Cyanide."
The Pharmacist Asked, "Why In The World Do You Need Cyanide?"
The Lady Replied, "I Need It To Poison My Husband."
The Pharmacists Eyes Got Big And He Exclaimed,
"Lord Have Mercy! I Can't Give You Cyanide To Kill Your Husband! That's Against The Law! I'll Lose My License!
They'll Throw Both Of Us In Jail! All Kinds Of Bad Things Will Happen. Absolutely Not! You CANNOT Have Any Cyanide!"
The Lady Reached Into Her Purse And Pulled Out A Picture Of Her Husband In Bed With The Pharmacist's Wife.
The Pharmacist Looked At The Picture And Replied, "Well Now. That's Different. You Didn't Tell Me You Had A Prescription."

9 years ago

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Wife -आप मुझे रानी क्यों बोलते हो, Husband- क्योंकि नौकरानी लम्बा शब्द हो जाता है,

10 years ago

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Dukandar se Chota Baccha: Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai.. Dukandar: Haan hai.. Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi, main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu… :-P —– Beta: Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise Dadaji bhi apko marte the kya? Papa: Bilkul marte the Beta: Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi..?? —– A Cute Sentence Written By A Child On His Maths Book: “Dear Maths! Please Grow Up & Start Solving Your Problems Yourself.. I Have My Own Problems!” :-)

10 years ago

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