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  • Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? ; . . Salesman : 30000 Rs. ; . . . Santa: Why Anything Special? ; . . . . . . Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. ; . . . . Santa : Oh, Pack It.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 10 years ago



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  • The Man Approached The Very Beautiful Woman:princess: In The Large Supermarket And Asked,
    “You Know, I’ve Lost My Wife Here In The Supermarket. Can You Talk To Me For A Couple Of Minutes?”
    “Why?” :flushed:
    “Because Every Time I Talk To A Beautiful Woman My Wife Appears Out Of Nowhere.”
    :grinning::joy::grinning::joy::grinning:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Husband And Wife Jokes , English Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • तुम अपने आप को कितना भी बडा आशिक समझ लो लेकिन सबसे दर्द भरे गानों का कलेक्शन ट्रेक्टर और ट्रक चलाने वालों के पास ही मिलता है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Kehte hai khuda ne is jaha mai, sabhi ke liye kisi na kisi ko banaya hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Meri wali ne toh lagta hai suicide kar liya hai, milti hi nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 sardar car k darwaje lock hone ki wajah se fas gaye 1st: aisa krte h engine k raste nikalne ki koshish krte hai 2nd: nahi! dikki k raste nikalte hai 3rd: jo bhi karna hai jaldi karo barish hone wali hai aur car ki chhat bhi nahi hai... Sardar is back in market now ��������
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Bacha Bohat Der Se Ro Raha Tha Maa Ne Pocha Mere Laal Ko Kya Chahiye Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk Bachcha: Bas Ek Sanam Chahie Aashqi Ke Liye..!! :
    • 10 years ago



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  • औरत:- भैया लाल मिर्च देना….,

    दुकानदार चिल्लाया:- अरे हरी मिर्च देना
    जरा…,

    औरत:- पर भाईसाहब मैंने लाल मिर्च मांगी
    है, जल्दी मंगाइए….,

    दुकानदार:- अरे हरी मिर्च ला रे जल्दी…,

    औरत (गुस्से में ):- भैया मुझे लाल मिर्च लेनी है, आप बार बार
    हरी मिर्च क्यों चिल्ला रहे है….,

    दुकानदार (मुस्कुराते हुए):- नाराज न होइए मैडम, लाल मिर्च ही दे रहा हूँ,
    हरी तो नौकर का नाम है….. ????
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Boy Call her Ex girlfriend, Boy: hey i just saw a movie, It reminded me of you, Miss you, . . Girl: Awwww, Even i miss you too, . . Konsi movie dekhi? . . . . . Boy: Ek thi Daayan
    • 10 years ago



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  • "लड़की को बैंक की तरफ से कॉल आई । सेल्स वाला: हैलो मैडम, मैं ABC बैंक से बोल रहा हूँ, क्या आपको क्रेडिट कार्ड चाहिए? लड़की: जी नहीं, मेरे पास बॉयफ्रेंड है।"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • Ladki wale:- Beta-drink karte ho ? Ladka: haan Ji ! Cigarette ? : haan ji Jua/satta ? : Haan ji Danga-fasad ? : Haan Ji Sari negative baatain hain !! kuch +ve baat hai kya ? . . . . . . . Ladka: haa ji HIV + .. Just for fun !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meri Girl friend bhi iPhone 6 jaisi hai . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Abhi tak launch hi nahi hui.
    • 10 years ago



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  • जुड़वां बच्चे अपने कमरे में बैठे थे, एक हंस-हंस के लोटपोट
    हो रहा था, जबकि दूसरा उदास था….!!!
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    पिता:- इतना क्यों हंस रहे हो….???
    बच्चा:- इतनी ठंड में मम्मी ने दोनों बार इसी को नहला दिया…. ????
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • A Very Bad News For All Girls !! . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Seasonal Love story :- Wo ladka aaj b garmi me mar raha hai, Jisko ek ladki ne kabhi kaha tha... . . . Tum iss sweater me Ranbir kapoor lagte ho...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Caller: Hello, may I speak with Raju bhai? Arnab: First of all, in the beginning of this call itself, I want to make it clear that I am neither Raju nor your bhai. You are not going to get any brotherly love here. I am here to ask some straight questions. Caller: (Puzzled) I meant Rajesh Kapadia. Arnab: Who Rajesh? The nation wants to know. Caller: Err, I wanted to speak to Rajesh, my college friend. Can you tell me where he is? (Voice starts echoing due to problems in network) Arnab: Mister Caller, first switch off the volume of your television set and then repeat what you said. Arnab Goswami angry If you disconnect this call, I ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Sir, Please give the phone to Rajesh. It’s urgent. Arnab: (covering the phone with hand and talking to himself) Looks like we have some interesting conversation coming in ON THE PHONEHOUR TONIGHT. (resuming the conversation with the caller) Who are you? Why did you call me at such an odd time? Answer my questions first! Caller: Sorry? Arnab: You have no answer to my question! Caller: I guess I have dialed a wrong number. Arnab: Are you trying to dodge my question? You just said you want to speak to Raju bhai and now you say Mister Caller that you were wrong. You are completely exposed on this phone call tonight. Caller: (Shocked, checks if he is wearing clothes) Arre bhai Jaane do plz. (Pleading) Arnab: What do you mean by “jaane do”? This is my phone number and not some other number where you can get away by saying anything. Caller: I made a mistake. Now let me go. I am…. Arnab: (Interrupting) No No No No… You must first apologize unconditionally for what you have done. The nation wants an apology. (Rare Pause) Well Since you have no answers tonight, let me get some more people on the line. (Dials a conference call) Vinod Mehta can you hear me? Suhel Seth can you hear me? Maroof Raza can you hear? Let’s start the conference. Caller: I said I have dialed a wrong number, and thus the call should end here. Enough! Arnab: No the call doesn’t end here Mister Caller. I remember your voice. This is not the first time you have called. You are a habitual wrong number caller. You called me last time on 28th Nov 2010 and you said and I quote “Rajubhai Kemcho. Majja ma” Now tell me wasn’t that you? Caller: Guess Rajesh bhai gave me a wrong… Arnab: (Interrupting) Wait a second I was not finished. THE NATION IS FED UP WITH SUCH CALLS. Caller: I don’t go calling everyone in the nation. I don’t know why are you bringing nation in this conversation. Arnab: Mister Caller, don’t try to deviate from the topic. Let me get Maroof in. Caller: You get whosoever in you want, but I am disconnecting. Arnab: I dare you to disconnect my call without answering my questions. You can’t get away so easily. Your number has flashed on my screen. If you disconnect I’ll find you and expose you completely. Caller: Enough of this bullshit! I think you have got money from the Virgin mobile that pays for incoming calls. Arnab: (Changes posture menacingly) What did you say? No what did you just say? Repeat yourself. Caller: I said what I had to. Why should I repeat myself? Arnab: Wait a second now. Nobody will interrupt. Its one on one between me and caller now. Caller: *Getting jittery* Arnab: Never ever ever ever again say something as ridiculous as I take money. The callers of my number know me that I am an honest person and for you to say this is disgusting. Caller: (Nervously) You can say what you want. Arnab: Listen to me now Mister Caller. Answer me. How dare you? How dare you? I ll ask you again. How dare you? (Caller hangs up) Arnab: (to himself and everyone around waiting for him to hang up on the wrong number) Well clearly the caller had no answer to my questions tonight and therefore chose to leave the phone call. But this should teach a lesson to people who dial wrong numbers and are trying to corrupt the system of telephonic conversations. Good night. Arnab Goswami latest jokes...
    • 10 years ago



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  • तिजोरी पर लिखा था-
    तोड़ने की जरूरत नहीं, बटन दबाओ
    खुल जाएगी।'
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    बटन दबाते ही पुलिस आ गई.
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    पुलिसः तुम्हें अपनी सफाई में कुछ कहना है? :unamused::unamused:
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    चोरः मां कसम, आज इंसानियत पर
    से विश्वास उठ गया! :cry::cry:
    :joy::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE 2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE 3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE 4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE 5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
    • 10 years ago



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