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  • एक आदमी मरने के बाद यमराज के पास जाता है। वहां देखता है… गांधीजी शकीरा के साथ डांस कर रहे है। आदमी यमराज से पूछता है: गांधीजी की सजा इतनी मस्त क्यों? यमराज: हरामखोर सजा गांधीजी को नहीं शकीरा को मिली है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • WORK PRESSURE... ❄ _______________________________ Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with keys.. _______________________________ Me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants . And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in my hand.. _______________________________ Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around. I went on to ask, “Why is she not attending the weekly status call?” _______________________________ I don’t login to facebook, youtube, etc.. at my personal internet connection at home… thinking it will be blocked any way. Till I realize – I am at home. _______________________________ Once after talking to one of my friends I ended the conversation saying, "Ok bye…in case of any issues will call u back" _______________________________ Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin !_______________________________ Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab….pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg….. I replied 256mb….thank god he didn’t notice. _______________________________ And I – after a hectic week, went to a movie. In the middle of the movie, when I wanted to check the time, I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the Theatre Screen… So avoid working so hard ! Have a great work-life balance.. Lastly...... Height Of Work Pressure: An Employee Opens His Tiffin Box On The Road Side To See,Whether He Is Going To office, Or Coming Back From office.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa makes cal 2 airport: Hw long is da journey frm punjab 2 America?? Receptionist:1 sec sir.. . . . . Santa disconnect n says, 'pee ke bethi hai kamini"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fantastic line written on a honeymoon cottage wall... "Please keep the curtains closed..." "Ur love may be blind But... Our staff is not..."��
    • 10 years ago



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  • 9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like
    • 10 years ago



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  • બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

    બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

    150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bank Jokes , Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • બેંક વાળા "પેન" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મેડીકલ સ્ટોર વાળા "કાતર" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    ઝેરોક્ષ વાળા "સ્ટેપલર" બાંધીને રાખે.

    છોકરીયુ "મોઢા" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    પરબ બધાંવા વાળા "લોટો" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    મોટા મોટા ઘર વાળા "કૂતરો" બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    સરદારજી "ચાકુ" બાંધીને રાખે છે,

    અને પત્નીઓ "પતિ" ને બાંધી ને રાખે છે,

    કોઈને કોઈ ઉપર ""ભરોહો"" જ નથી, બોલો ! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Girl : Cigarette peena chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo . Boy : Chodd diya . Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo . Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru . Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? . . Boy : Nahin . Girl : Kyun . . Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab tumse achi koi mil jayegi����
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kaminey Friends 4 Boys on bike.. . Police:"Triple riding is bannedaur tum 4 baithe ho..?? . . Boys shocked . . . . . . Looks behind.. . . . . And says:"abe Kamino 5 wa kaha gir gaya.?"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha :-) Wo city se bahar tha isliye usne uske liye 24 gulab ke phool book kar diye :-<3 :-* Usne apni gf ko phone per kaha.... maine tumhare liye utne hi rose ke flowers bheje hain jitne years ki tum aaj ho gayi ho.. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



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  • After Exam: 1st Benchers:" Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, . . 2nd Benchers:" Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, . . 3rd Benchers:" Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai . . 4th Benchers:" Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, . . Last benchers:" Abe sale Paper ko maar goli, paas wali ladki pat gayi yaar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki apne boyfriend se park mei roz milne jati. Wo roz time par pohchti, lekin ladka hamesha late ata. lekin ladki kabhi us se naraz nai hoti... 1din ladki park mei nahi pohnchi, ladka gusse uske ghar gaya. Waha pata chala k ladki ko blood cancer hai, sirf 6 din jiye gi. Ladka rote huye ghar aya or sucied karney buildng k 100ve floor pr gaya or.... ladki k liye 1 letter choda.. Ush me likha tha...... "Tum mera humesha w8 karti thi or me roz late ata tha .... lekin aaj main jaldi pohonch raha hu or tumhara w8 krunga.." . . . . . Thik ushi waqt wahan se Chota Bheem jaa raha tha..... . . . Kya Bheem ushey bacha payega? Janney k liye..... Dekhiye .... Chota Bheem roz raat 9 baje on pogo tv...☺
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • What is a RACE ??? . . . . . . . . . . . A real race is when you are trying to finish off the Paani Poori, before the Paani Poori boy puts the next one into the plate!
    • 10 years ago



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  • पेशंन्ट : डॉक्टर साब सुस्ती रहती हैं,
    हमेशा नींद ही आती
    रहती हैं।

    डॉक्टर : ये लो स्मार्टफ़ोन 4G कनेक्शन के साथ
    whatsapp इंस्टॉल कर लेना,
    ठीक हो जाओगे.

    :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Doctor Jokes Sms , Social Network Special SMS
  • A Very Bad News For All Girls !! . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Ap Kabhi Baap Nahi Ban Sakti ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap (Bahot Gusse me):” Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.. . . . . . . . . . . Beta (Proudly):” Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye.. Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..";):p
    • 10 years ago



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