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  • Exam ki raat student ne toss kiya : Heads aya to sona hai, . . Tails aaya to film dekhana hai,.. . . Khada raha to gane sunuga,.. . . Agar hawa me raha.. . . . . . . . . . . To maa kasam raat bhar padhunga... Students Thoko Likes..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka bhagta hua ek ladki ke paas jata ha aur ruk ke bolta ha ma aapse dosti karna chahta hu . . . . . . . Girl- toh hamari dushmani kab thi BHAIYAAA !! HahAHaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • I Always Wonder, Ki "Jaise Ladke Kehte Hai Ki Oye Bhabhi Hai Teri" . . . Kya Usi Tarah Ladkiya Bhi Kehti Hongi - . . . "Oye Jiju Hai Tera, Uske Sath Flirt Mat Kar"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arj kiya hai.... Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . . Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . Grapes,���� Mango,���� Apple,�� Chiku���� amrud���� cherry���� Pineapple���� Strawberry�� Pear���� Watermelon�� Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain. Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana.... Hygenic hota hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love you, tum is duniya ki sabse khubsurat ladki ho Girl: Par tumare piche toh mujhse bhi zyada khubsurat ladki khadi hai. Ladke ne mud kar dekha toh waha koi nahi tha. Girl: Agar tum mujhse sachha pyaar karte toh kabhi mud kar nahi dekhte.. “I HATE YOU” Moral:- “Moral woral kuch nahi, bas ladki zara tez nikli.. (Girlz Thoko LIKE ) Par Baat abhi baaki hai mere doston Boy: Jaisi tumhari marzi, but ab ye diamond ring main kise dunga… ?? Girl: Lo Ab main apne jaanu ke saath mazak bhi nahi kar sakti kyaa.. ?? Ladki ne ring box main dekha. Girl: Ye to khaali hai.. Boy: Agar tum mujhse sacha pyaar karti to kabhi verify nahi karti ke is me ring hai ki nahi.. I HATE YOU Moral:- Ladki Jitni Tezz Hoti Hai Utni Hi Tez Uski Watt Bhi Lagti Hai. Ab THOKO LIKE, MAARO SHARE :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Papa- Aage kya karna hai..?? Honhar Beta: Bas, 10th me 97% Aa Jaye, to 2 Saal ki Tutions & then IIT, Fir Ek Saal ki aur Mehnat karke IIM me Jaunga, 20 Lacs Kaafi Hoga Shuruaat ke liye!! . . Nalayak Beta: Bas Iss Baar 10th Ho Jaye to Roadies se Bike Jeet ke launga, Fir Splitsvilla se Aapki Bahu! Emotional Atyachar se Uska Character Certificate! Achi Nikli to Theek, Nahi to Kahaani Repeat!!! :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Boy Was Staring To A Group Of Girls For A Long Time..... . After Sometime One Girl Came Forward & Said.... . Girl Says:- Naa Dekh Aise Hasino Ko Paap Hoga, Tu Bhi Ek Din Kisi Hasina Ka Baap Hoga... Wow !!! What a Shayari..... After Listening To The Girl, The Boy Said : . Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Khuda Kare Teri Zuban Sachi Ho.... Aur Mujhe Baap Kehne Wali Teri Hi Bachi Ho... . Boys will be Boys"
    • 10 years ago



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  • After Result - Girls Reaction. . . Girl-1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91% Girl 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar revise karne ke Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa Aa sakte hai aise number?? Girl 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92% Number ke saath. Girl 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve) - sirf 94%?? kahan kami rah gayi,..? After Result - Boys Reaction. . . Boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya hai be is baar..poore 44% hain.. ha ha ha Boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho gaya by grace. hahahahaha :-)) Boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo 41 % aa gaye ... warna To band bajj gaya tha. Boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha .. Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35% aaye hai na 1 mark jada na 1 mark kam, paper check karne wala devta tha Devta.. _/\_ whatsapp jokes Funny whatsapp status
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dominoz Pizza में फोन आता है
    ग्राहक :- एक स्मॉल पिज़्ज़ा एक्स्ट्रा टॉपिंग्स के साथ भेज दो।।
    डोमिनोज़ :- जी बिलकुल सर, प्लीज एड्रेस बता दीजिए ।
    ग्राहक :- पीतमपुरा स्टेट बैंक की लाइन में 22वां नम्बर है, ग्रीन शर्ट।।
    :grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing::grimacing:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Special Jokes
  • Ladki: Dadi,Aapke Zamane Me 10 Bacche Kyu Hote The.. Dadi: Arrey, Hamare Zamane Me Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharab Nahi Karte The..! Whatsapp hindi jokes !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki wale – Hamein aisa Ladka chahiye jo Paan, Cigrette, Daru na leta ho. Sirf Boiled Khana khae….. Din Raat Bhagwan ka Naam le. Pandit – Aisa ladka to apko wo samane wale Leelavati Hospital ke ICU mein hi milega..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक शराबी:beers: छत पे से नीचे गिर गया.

    सब लोग आए और पूछने लगे के क्या हुआ??:question:

    शराबी –
    “पता नही भाई…..:bangbang:
    मे भी जस्ट अभी नीचे आया हूं “
    :wink::stuck_out_tongue::grin::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Sharabi Jokes Sms , Hindi Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • लड़की वाले:- लड़का शराब पीता है...? लड़के वाले- जी..बिलकुल पीता है...और रोज़ पीता है... लड़की वाले:- इसका मतलब अच्छा कमाता है.... .हमारी तरफ से ये रिश्ता पक्का... रिश्ता वही....सोच नयी...!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



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  • पापा और 12 साल का बेटा एक होटल में गए, पापा- वेटर एक बियर
    • 10 years ago



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