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  • Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

    બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

    150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bank Jokes , Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • एक चाचा देसी लगाकर रेल्वे-स्टेशन क्रॉस करते
    करते
    अचानक रेल्वे पटरी के बीच दोडने
    लागे…!!!
    किसी ने पुछा:- चाचा क्या कर रहे
    हो…???

    हट जाओ आज तुम्हारा चाचा Subway Surfer खेलेगा…. ????
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , Hindi Jokes SMS
  • भला हो गर्मी के मौसम का कम से कम इसी बहाने, देश की बहू बेटियाँ सर से पल्ला ओढ़ कर तो चल रही है!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एयर होस्टेस पंडित से: सर, क्या लेंगे? पंडित-पूरी, सब्ज़ी, खीर और लड्डू. एयर होस्टेस - सर आप किंगफ़िशर के प्लेन में बैठे हैं, विजय माल्या के श्राद्ध में नहीं...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota Hai.” To Aaj Se..... . . . . . . . . . Newspaper Band. Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....! Hit LIKE For Friendz
    • 10 years ago



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  • स्कूल !!!! वो जगह है जहाँ इंसान पहली बार आने पर जितना रोता है उससे कहीं ज्यादा वहाँ से आखिरी बार निकलने पर रोता है
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर
    • 10 years ago



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  • In Every Love Story Sister Support Brother . . But . . Brother Never Support Sister. You Know Why ? . . Because Sister Know What Love Is . . And . . Brother Knows What Boys Are...
    • 10 years ago



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  • GF on phone call with BF! Gf - Honey, window khul nahi rahi hai. BF - Aisa karo thoda tel garam kar ke us par daal do. GF - Kya usse kaam ho jayega? BF - Try to karo. After 15 mins , BF calls to GF. BF - Tumne try kiya ?? GF - Haan kiya, par ab laptop hi band ho gaya... lolzzzz
    • 10 years ago



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  • A boy to Police inspector:- Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata hai . . Inspector : aakhri baar kab aur kahan dekha tha ??? . . . Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din pehle ka last seen hai... whatsapp jokes funny jokes
    • 10 years ago



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  • One night A Boy helped an unknown aunty to reach her home, . Aunty : Beta, raat bahut ho gayi hai, yahin so jao, Harvinder ke room me. Boy : Nahi aunty, main hall me so jaunga. Next morning, a beautiful girl comes with a cup of coffee Boy : Aap kaun? Girl : Mein Harvinder aur aap? Boy : Main gadhaaa....
    • 10 years ago



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  • College life is like ��Reliance !! " Karlo Duniya ✊Mutthi Mein" �������������� ��Bachelor Life is Like ��Airtel!! " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" ���������������� After ��Engagement is Like ☝Idea!! " Jo Badal de aapki �� Duniya After ��Marrige is like ��Vodafone!! " Where U go.. network ��Follows" �������������� After ��Kids is like ��BSNL!! " All lines are ������Busy" �������������� but our friendship is like LIC Zindagi ke saath bhi Zindagi ke baad bhi ��
    • 10 years ago



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  • KADAK Attitude… Girl frnd ne msg kiya: Meri photo de do, mujhe naya boy frnd mil gaya hai. Boy frnd ne 30 photo’s bhej ke likha: Inme se dhundh lena mujhe to teri shakal bhi yaad nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Singham Returns Dekhane gaya... : ; : : Magar theater full : : : : Fir kya ?? : : : : !!!! [Your Name] RETURNS !!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • સંસાર બે જ વસ્તુ થી ચાલે છે

    એક સ્ત્રી ને અને બીજી ઈશ્વર થી...!

    પુરુષો તો માત્ર અહીં ભુંગરા બટેટા વેચવા જ આવ્યા છે
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Boy : What is 143. . . Girl : i love you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i miss you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i need you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : i kill you . . Boy : no. . . Girl : phir kya hai ?.... . . . . . . Boy : one hundred&forty three . pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar
    • 10 years ago



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  • OY- I Love you, come in my life & stay in my heart...! GIRL - Sandal nikaalun kya? BOY - Hat pagli! Mera dil koi MANDIR thodi hai, bindaas pehan kar aaja....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: . JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!!
    • 10 years ago



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