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  • 1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gaya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke Andar Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar Karogi . . Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me Dhoop Me Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya Usne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arj kiya hai.... Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . . . . Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai. . . . . . . Grapes,���� Mango,���� Apple,�� Chiku���� amrud���� cherry���� Pineapple���� Strawberry�� Pear���� Watermelon�� Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain. Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana.... Hygenic hota hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki ne new laptop liya... . Khush hoke ghar pe gai Sham ko bhadkte hue vapis aai aur dukan wale se boli:ye lapy bekar he isme purane pc ki file paste nahi ho rahi he. . Shopkeepr: not possible ye latest laptop he aur isme aisa ho hi nahi sakta. Ap jara bataegi kese kiya aap ne copy paste .? . Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai , apne computer ko on kiya mouse se right click karke file copy ki fir PC se mouse nikal ke laptop melagaya, aur right click karke boli: dekho paste ka option kha he ? . Shopkeeper on the spot behosh!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aah na jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • ગીરના જંગલમાં ઍસટી બસને પંકચર.....
    એક સિંહ...બસમાં ચડ્યો......
    બધા મુસાફરના શ્વાસ થંભી ગયા,....
    સિંહ બધાને જોતો જોતો છેક છેલ્લી સીટ પર બેઠેલા સરદારજી ને બોચીએથી પકડીને ઢ્સડી જવા લાગ્યો...
    કંડકટરે આશ્ચર્ય્ થી પુછ્યુ:ઓઇ..આવું ....કેમ?
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    સિહે પાછળ વળી ને કહ્યું...
    શેર....કૉ..ભી...કભી કભી પંજાબી ખાનેકા મન હોતા હૈ ભઈ.......
    :flushed::wink::joy::smiley::smile:
    • 9 years ago



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  • टीचर : “कौनसा पंछी सबसे तेज़ उड़ता है? स्टूडेट : “सर, हाथी। टीचर : “नालायक, तेरा बाप क्या करता है? स्टूडेट : “दाउद के गैंग में ‘शूटर है। टीचर : “शाबाश। लिखो बच्चो ‘हाथी’।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Ye Tv Kitne Ka Hai? ; . . Salesman : 30000 Rs. ; . . . Santa: Why Anything Special? ; . . . . . . Salesman : Light Chali Gayi To Automatic Off Ho Jayega. ; . . . . Santa : Oh, Pack It.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha- NO MONEY, NO FUN, YOUR SON. . . . Jawab aaya- . . . How Sad, Very Bad, Your DAD
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति-पत्नी एक ही प्लेट में गोलगप्पे खा रहे थे। एक दूसरे की आँख में आँख डाले पत्नी ने रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा ! “ऐसे क्या देख रहे हो जी?” पति: थोडा आराम से खा, मेरी बारी ही नहीं आ रही।
    • 10 years ago



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  • suna hai pyaar karne walo ki neend uud jaati hai... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . jiski b uud gayi ho wo plz mujhe subah jaldi utha diya karo meri neend nahi khulti...
    • 10 years ago



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  • ""Boy Makes Teacher-Murga"" Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I’m going home now. ...:::he he he
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar kabi na krna pardesi se . . . . Rote Rote naina thak jayenge . . . . Pyar krna ho to karo hamesa padosi se . . . . . . . Roj Balcony se darshan ho jayenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki apne BF ko naraaz karne ke baad SMS pe kaise manati hai..!! 1st Hour : Sorry 2nd Hour : Sorry plzz.. 3rd Hour : Plzz 1 baar baat karlo.. 4th Hour : Plzz reply jaan… 5th Hour : Plzzz itna naraz mat ho.. 6th Hour : I’m sorry, I’ll die agar tumne baat nahi ki.. 7th Hour : Dafa ho, 100 ladke ghumte hai tere jaise.. Sar pe hi chadha jaa rha hai, bhaad me jaa.. Boy : Sorry Dear, balance nahi tha. Girl : Ohh.. Its okkk love u jaan.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Must read it Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ? Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches (new) Boy Again.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Modern definition of "Boyfriend" . . . . . . . . . . . . . A person who has to- like all the status and photos of his girlfriend, no matter how bad they are....
    • 10 years ago



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  • For those girls who say that- "mere piche to bhot se ladke pade hai" . . . . . . . . . They always should remember that- "Low price always attract customers"...
    • 10 years ago



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