Unhone Jaate-Jaate Bade Gurur se Kaha tha "Tum Jaise to Bahut Milenge...
"Hmne Bhi Muskura K Puchh hi Liya - "Hmare Jaisa Hi Kyon Chahiye.? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. 30 STATES - STILL WE ARE ONE
2. 1618 LANGUAGES - STILL WE ARE ONE
3. 6 RELIGIONS - STILL WE ARE ONE
4. 6400 CASTES - STILL WE ARE ONE
5. 29 MAJOR FESTIVALS - STILL WE ARE ONE
AND WE WILL BE AS A INDIAN FOR EVER......................
2 guys were following two girls.....
Both girls took rakhi and tied to their hands........
1st guy;- what we do now....
2 nd guy;- u marry my sister and i will marry ur sister.....
Guys rocks girls shoks!!
1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho
Gaya
Lekin
Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia
.
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke
Andar
Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar
Karogi .
.
Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me
Dhoop
Me
Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada
Raha
. 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me
Ladke
Ki
Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya
Usne
Socha
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi
Lekin
Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To
Ladka
Use
Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz
Mila Jis
Par
Likha Tha
* *
Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen
Set Ho
Gayi Hai
.
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Sorry Saali Sahiba
A boy to Police inspector:-
Sir mera dost kuch din se laapata
hai
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Inspector : aakhri baar
kab aur kahan dekha tha ???
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Boy :- Whtsapp per 3 din
pehle ka last seen hai...
whatsapp jokes funny jokes
Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya. . .
Ladki pasand aane par ladke ne
ladki se kaha "tum toh mujhe
pasand ho.
par kya tumhare bap ki hesiyat
hai
mujhe car dene ki?
.
.
Iss par ladki ne solid jawab
diya-
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Ladki : -"mere baap ki hesiyat
toh aeroplane
dene ki hai...
Par kya tere baap ki hesiyat
hai Airport banane ki?
..
How many Likes for this
girl ?
1 Ladki ne sasural se apni maa ko phone kiya
.
.
Ladki:"maa, kal meri unke sath ladai ho gai"
.
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Maa:"koi baat ni beti, pati
patni ke beech ladai hoti rehti
hai... .
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Ladki:"Haan wo sab to theek hai
Par Laash ka kya kru ???????
. .
Maa : OLX pe bech de
INSTALLING HUSBAND
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled another valuable program, Romance 9.5.
And then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
What can I do?
Reply:
Dear Madam,
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2.
Then it will automatically runs the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1.
Also DO NOT disturb the original package of Husband 1.0.... Otherwise new virus Girlfriend 2.5 automatically downloaded into your system. So be careful.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
:red_circle::red_circle:मास्टर जी :- मैने तुम्हे थप्पड़ मारा इसका भविष्य काल बताओ....? -.- -.- छात्र - छुट्टी के बाद आपकी मोटर साईकल पंचर मिलेगी।:smile::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::joy:
Difference between COMPLETE and FINISH . .
When u get married with the right one, u r COMPLETE . .
But....
When u get married with the wrong one, u r FINISHED . .
And.....
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When the right one finds u with the wrong one,
u r
COMPLETELY FINISHED .
Best line said by a boy to his GF:"
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Tere bina mai ye duniya chhod to
du,
.
Par uska dil kaise dukha du..
Jo roz drwaze par khadi kehti he
.
"Beta Ghar Jaldi aa jaana"...
2 Type ki gals ke piche mat bhago..
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1) jiske piche mai hu..
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kyuki wo tum se nahi pategi...
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2) jiske piche me nahi hu wo mujse nahi pati to
tumse kya Ghanta pategi
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Student-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega
Student-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega".
Har mummy ka sapna hota hai ki uski beti ko
.
Smart,
handsome,
intelligent ldka mile.
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Tum hi btao....
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Main akela"masoom" kis kis ki mummy ka sapna pura karoon?
एक पुलिस वाला रास्ते में चेकिंग कर रहा था तभी सामने से एक आदमी आता दिखा, पुलिस वाले ने उससे पूछा कि इस लाल बैग में क्या है…???
आदमी ने कहा: – बताते हैं बताते हैं….!!! :slight_smile: पुलिस वाले ने फिर पूछा, क्या है…? आदमी ने फिर कहा: – बताते हैं बताते हैं…!!! :slight_smile: पुलिस वाले को थोड़ा शक हुआ और वह उसे थाने ले आया…!!! थाने में बम डिफ्यूज करने वालों को बुलाकर उसका बैग खुलवाया तो उसमें बताशे निकले….!!!
पुलिस वाले ने उससे कहा कि इसमें बताशे हैं तुम बोल क्यों नहीं रहे थे…??? ;;; ;;; आदमी ने कहा कि इत्ती देल से यही तो तह लहा था ती इतमें बताते हैं बताते हैं…. :slight_smile: