Machhar bola insan se
Mat maaro hame jaan se
Jang chhid jayegi
Dusmani bad jayegi
Mana ki aap me junoon hai
Par hamari rago me b to aapka hi
khoon hai...
प्लेन में 4 से 5 ड्रिंक लेने के बाद...
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ब्रिटिश- मैं अब सोना चाहता हूँ
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अमेरिकन - मैं अब इन्टरनेट पर अपना काम करूंगा ।
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जर्मन - मैं फिल्म देखूँगा ।
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चीनी - मैं गाने सुनूंगा ।
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INDIAN - हट जाओ अब भाई प्लेन उड़ाएगा ✈
यशोमति Mom से, Talking नंदलाला, राधा Q Fair, I M Q काला, बोली Smiling मईया: Listen मेरे लाला, …. वो City की Item, तू Village का ग्वाला , Thats Why U काला… :joy::joy::joy::joy::joy::joy:
A store that sells “New Husbands” has opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband.
There are six floors and the value of the products increases as the shopper ascends the floors..
A woman goes to find a husband.
Floor 1 – These men Have Jobs.
She continues to the second floor..
Floor 2 – These men Have Jobs …n love kids..
she continues upward…
Floor 3 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking..
‘Wow,’ she thinks, but She goes to the fourth floor..
Floor 4 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help with Housework.
She exclaims, ‘I can hardly stand it!’ Still, she goes to the fifth floor…
Floor 5 – These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are very handsome, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic nature..
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 – You are visitor number 31,456,012 to this floor…
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please!!!
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store..
(scroll and keep reading!)
Now The store’s owner opened a “New Wives Store” just across the street..
The 1st Floor has wives that listen to men..
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The 2nd, 3rd, 4th,5th and 6th floor have never been visited by men!!!
Boy: I Can Kiss You Even Without
Touching You..
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Girl: You Cant
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Boy: Chal.. Lagi 50/50 Ki? . Girl: Ok .
Boy Tightly Kissed Her
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Girl: Hey You Touched Me .
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Boy: To Le Na 50 Rupye Roti Kyun Hai... .����
Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho?
Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.
Beta: papa hamare kitne rishtedar hai mein toh sabko janta b nahi
papa.
koi baat nahi bas tera result Aane de Jupiter wala chacha aur mercury wali mausi tak tujhe call karegi
Khatarnaaaaak baccha!!!!!!!!!!
Madam : Tu 2 din School Kyo Nahi Aaya?.
Bunty: Mam, Meri Ek hi Chaddi Hai Aur Wo Mummy Ne Dhoyi Thi....Isiliye Parso Nahi Aaya...
Madam: Aur Kal ?..
Bunty: Kal Main School Aane Ke Liye Nikla. Aapke Ghar Ke Paas Aaya to Dekha ki.... Aapki Chaddi Sookh Rahi Thi, To Mujhe Laga Ki Aap Bhi School Nahi Aayi hongi. To mai Wapis laut gaya.......
1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho
Gaya
Lekin
Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia
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Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din Ke
Andar
Mujhse Mohabbat Ka Iqrar
Karogi .
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Aur Ladka Din Raat Barish Me
Dhoop
Me
Uske Ghar Ke Samne Khada
Raha
. 9 Din Ke Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me
Ladke
Ki
Mohabbat Ka Ehsas Ho Gaya
Usne
Socha
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi
Lekin
Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To
Ladka
Use
Wahan Naa Mila Aur 1 Kagaz
Mila Jis
Par
Likha Tha
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Tere Chakkar Main Teri Bahen
Set Ho
Gayi Hai
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Sorry Saali Sahiba
Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?"
Student-"Chidiya Bankar."
Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega
Student-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega".