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  • 9 Advice To college students... .. 1> Never Love A Girl/Boy .. 2> Never Lie To Parents.. .. 3> Never Be Rude To Anyone.. .. 4> Always Say Sorry To Enemies.. .. 5> Never drink alcohol .. 6> Never Bunk College/ School.. .. 7> Never Roam Till Mid Night .. 8> Always Study Well .. 9> Die Immediately If You Follow The Above Eight Advices... .. Students Thoko Like
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife : मेहमान आ रहे हैं और घर में दाल के सिवाय कुछ बना नहीं है.

    Husband : जब वे आएं तो Kitchen में एक बर्तन गिरा देना, और
    जब मैं पूछूं तो कहना कि कोरमा गिर गया !
    फिर दूसरा बर्तन गिराना और कहना बिरयानी भी गिर गई !!
    फिर मैं कहूंगा चलो दाल ही ले आओ..:v::sunglasses:

    मेहमानों के आने के बाद बर्तन गिरने की आवाज़ आई,

    Husband : क्या हुआ ??

    Wife : भंगड़ा पा ले कंजरा..
    दाल ही गिर गई !! :scream::see_no_evil:

    :joy::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Whatsapp Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes , All Funny SMS , Funny SMS - Jokes SMS , Jokes SMS
  • A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl:- I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton.... . . . Girl: Oye carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jesa face lay k foran yahan sy reduce ho ja, is sey pehley k tujhey oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahey, Kambakht, Graphite ki aulad...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki wale(ladke se): Beta kya kerte ho…? Ladka: jee, Chief administrator Hun. Ladki wale (khush hokar): Kaun si company mein beta…? Ladka: WhatsApp per 2 Groups aur Facebook per 3 Pages ka Admin hun.. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Q: चारा कौन-कौन खाता है? A : जानवर Q : कौन-कौन से जानवर? A: गाय, भैंस और लालू Q: तो लालू क्या हुआ? A: जानवर
    • 10 years ago



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  • એક છોરો કન્યા જોવા ગ્યો...

    એલી સીવતા ફાવે...?

    છોરી : હકણ...પોલકા ઘાઘરા બુશ્કોટ કડીયા..હન્ધુય ફાવે...

    એલી રાંધતા ફાવે..?

    છોરી : હકણ...ઢોકળા થેપલા પાટવડી પુડલા ભજીયા..જે ક્યો ઇ હન્ધુય ફાવે

    એલી ભણી કેટલુક હે...?

    છોરી : કોલેજ ના તયણ વરહ પુરા કયરા સે...

    છોરો : તો તો ઇન્ગલીશેય ફાવતુ હશે ને...? ?
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    છોરી : કોય દી લુખુ નથી પીધુ...સોડા હાયરે ફાવે...! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Hello Babe…. (11:45pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:46pm) Boy: Hey please answer me (11:50pm) Girl: (last seen at 11:52pm) Boy: But why do you treat me like that?? Why don’t you answer me? (12:00am) Girl: (last seen at 12:00am) Boy: Ok good night dear, i just wanted to tell you that tody I have received my salary worth Rs.50,000 and i have reserved Rs.20,000 for your shopping….but l think Girl(typing): ohh hi dear… Actually mum was here thats why I couldn’t reply… N wow darling thats a gr8 newz…. I love you a lot.. N when shall we go ? (12:05am) Boy: (last seen 12:06am) Girl: Baby please answer me na… dear i was off last time, lemme know na when shall we go?(12:08am) Boy: (last seen 12:09am) Girl: I think your looking very tired cpz off work load.. So now u go to bed n sleep.. well honey, tk cr, (12:10am) Boy: (last seen 12:12am) . . Girl: sorry to disturb u but 1 thing I forgot that tomorrow mom dad are not at home in the evening, so u can come to my place after shopping..love u janu..gudnyt.. (12:20am) Boy(online) – ohh i was preparing for sleep, surely we will meet..c ya tomorrw..mmuuahhh
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक आदमी मरने के बाद यमराज के पास जाता है। वहां देखता है… गांधीजी शकीरा के साथ डांस कर रहे है। आदमी यमराज से पूछता है: गांधीजी की सजा इतनी मस्त क्यों? यमराज: हरामखोर सजा गांधीजी को नहीं शकीरा को मिली है.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar aapki magnetic personality ke baad bhi ladki aapki taraf attract nahi ho rahi hai, to iska matlab ladki me Iron ki kami hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Narak me bahut sare log maza kar rahe the. God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai." Yamraj : HOSTEL wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na... girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap- beta hotel mai gaye. Papa- Waiter, 1 Ice-cream aur 1 beer lana . . . . Beta- Papa, Ice-cream kyu? Aap bhi beer piyo na
    • 10 years ago



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  • One of d bst msg Evry1 will agree..!! . . When u r happy u enjoy the music . . But . . When u r sad U understand the lyrics...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . Aur . Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baap (Bahot Gusse me):” Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.. . . . . . . . . . . Beta (Proudly):” Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye.. Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..";):p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boyfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.” Girlfriend (got excited): – “Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” Boyfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Girlfriend (with love): I was searching for you, na? Boyfriend said: NO, You were shouting- “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”!! :-D whatsapp jokes
    • 10 years ago



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