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  • 1 Shaitan Bache Ne Budiya K Pas Phtaka Rkh Diya Log Chilaye="Budiya Pataka H Budiya Ptaka H Wo Shrma Kr Boli=Dhatt! Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife - Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho, Husband - Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho, Wife - Mai to maa banane wali hu. Husband - Mai bhi baap banane wala hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1.shoo 2.goo 3.choo 4.roo 5.riya 6.tiya 7.piya Ab es msg me khud ko talash krne k liye 3 Or 6 Parhen Shukriya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?” Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“ By - Meena Mishra.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek mantra hei aap k sansark jiban me khusi aajayegi . . . . . Bibi ki saari pehen lo wo tumhe pagal samajh k bhag jayegi, baad me aapna pakad k santi se betho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Log Pata Nhi Kaise... PrOpose kr Dete Hai..? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mujhe Tou Pani-Puri Khane K Baad Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati Hai...:-D :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्रेमिका अपने प्रेमी से: एक बात बताओ जब वजन, लंबाई, चौड़ाई यह सब नापने के लिए मानक हैं तो प्यार, दोस्ती और विश्वास नापने के लिए कुछ क्यूं नहीं है? प्रेमी (काफी देर तक लड़की की तरफ देखने के बाद): देख, दिमाग मत खा, बेकार में पिट जाएगी. मैं पहले ही फिजिक्स में फेल हूं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Besharmi ki b koi hadd hoti he? Ab uninor walo ko hi dekh lo 1 bade se poster pr ladki ko chipkakar niche likh diya. Ab 38 rupees me puri raat free! :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Jalte Hue Makan Se 6 Logo Ko Apni Jaan Pe Khelkar Bahar Nikala Fir Bhi Usko Jail Ho Gayi Qun Qun..Ki Vo Sab Firebrigade Wale The.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni Nazron me gir gaya... . . Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka faisla kar liya.. . . Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam "BEER" factory ke Mazdoor, Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi... . . Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly.. . . Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin, Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum wo nahi jo matlab se yaad karte hai, Hum wo hai jo dil se pyar karte hai, Tumhara paigam aye na aye, Par hum har ghadi intezar karte hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kisi ko fate kapdo aur tooti chappal mein "dekh kar bhikhari mat smjho...." . . . . . . . . . . . . Ho skta h WO KiSiKA BOYFREND HO.....!!!!!!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa in Lift.. Girl= mehnga perfume laga k lift me ayi, or SANTA ko akad k boli Cobra perfume, Rs.6000..:) 2nd girl ayi=Jasmeen perfume"Rs.7000 ...:) achanak lift ruk gayi or khuch smell aayi dono ladkiyon ne apna naak pakda or SANTA ko dekhne Lagi... SANTA with smile:- "Muli"14 Rupey Kilo......:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Ne Apne Mangetar Ko Sms Kiya. "Hamari Shaadi Nahi Ho Sakti Meri Kahin Aur Shaadi Tey Hogai Hai." Ladke Ko Boht Sadma Lga 2 min Bad Ladke Ko Ladki Ki Taraf Se 1 aur Sms Mila "SORRY SORRY Galti se apko send ho gaya tha." :P Double Heart Attack/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Doctor Mere Lips Pe Infection Hogaya Hai. Doctor: KISS Kitni Bar Karti Ho? Lady: Saal Main 1 Baar! Doctor: Infection Nahi “ZANG” Lag Gaya Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • The Best Thing In Life Is Having A Loving Partner In Your Life ... Who Won’t Walk Away In Your Darkest Moments ... And Loves You Exclusively.. ♥ ♥ ♥
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waqt thoda hai paas mere, par bahut kuch abhi karna baaki hai, Wo jakhm jo apno ne diye use abhi bharna baaki hai, Teri dosti ki aadat si pad gayi hai mujhe, kuch der tere saath chalna baki hai, Shamshan me jalta chod kar mat jana, varna ruh kahegi ki ruk ja... abhi tere Yaar ka Dil jalna baaki hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ganga, yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna, Bharat ki nadiyo k naam hai to pakistan ki nadiyo k naam batao?? Pappu : . . .. . "Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana, Sultana, Shabana
    • 10 years ago



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