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  • Santa Sharaab Pee Kar Pappu Ko Poem Padha Raha Tha. Santa: “Beta Bol, Machhli Jal Ki Rani Hai.” Pappu: “Machhli Jal Ki Rani Hai.” Santa: “Raat Ko Daaru Ke Saath Khani Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kyon hijr ke shikave karta hai kyon dard ke rone rota hai ab ishq kiya hai to sabr bhi kar is mein to yahi kuch hota hai aagaz-e-musibat hota hai apne hi dil ke shararat se aankhon mein phul khilata hai talavon mein kanten bota hai ahabab ka shikwa kya kijiye khud zahir va batin ek nahi lab upar upar hanste hain dil andar andar rota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Faadu Post.. Read Must Friends.. Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo.. Mehgai k iss daur me karna padta hai apne kharche par kaboo.. Ek chutki Sindoor ki kimmat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : Bhaiya Mujhe Mobile Me Mp3 Songs Dalwane Hai.. . . Mobile Shop Wala:" Memory Card Hai Kya ?? . . Girl :"Memory Card To Nahi Hai, Rasan Card Ya Aadhar Card Chalega Kya???
    • 10 years ago



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  • God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?” Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon? Tum saala dost log udharich milega. Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga. Bole too..
    • 10 years ago



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  • I like Grapes Bcoz they r Boneless. and I like U. Bcoz… U r Brainless. ha..ha..ha.. Felt Bad? Come on Yar. Its jst a . . . . . . . . FACT!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Zor Zor Se Gaana Ga Rahi Thi, Mujhe Rang Day, Mujhe Rang Day. Ladki Ki Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Use Bahut Maara. Par Kyu? Kyunki Ladki Totli Thi :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate Hai Kya Apne Kaha 6? Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6 Bar Feka Jata He Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin :->
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye. . . Toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega?. . . . . Doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai, . Ander se nayi 2 ringtone sunai deti hai, . pet me balance khatam ho gya hai, . Thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai, . meharbani karke ye scheme band kar doh. =D :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka apni gf ko kafi der se call kar raha tha.... Par us ki gf call pick nahi kar rahi thi... . . . Ladke ne sms kia.. . . . B: itni call ki thi mene agar itni hi call me karina kapoor ko karta to wo bhi pick kar letiii .... . . . G: me karina kapoor nahi hu. . . .. B: to kya tu [ sunny leone h].... . . . G: huh.. . . . B: yes jali.. Hahahahahah...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi 1 din select karo.. Sun Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Kar liya…? . Reply mat karna.. Bas us din naha liya karo plz I know sardi kaafi hai.. Par nahana bhi zaruri hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy:"Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai... . . Girl:"chhoro na.. . Boy:"Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. . Girl:"chhoro na... Boy:"Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. . Girl:"Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . . .Boy:"Arrrrey... kamini aur kitna choru.. Itne der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne pe...:S Hahaha.. Boys Thoko Like 200 ki speed se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu proposd a girl with romantic poem :- kutta mar gya razai mein Main pagal hu teri judai mein Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta
    • 10 years ago



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  • :”:”:”:”:”: Ghor Kalyug Kaa Sbut :”:”:”:”:”: Boy -: Kya Mein Tumhare Hath Chum Skta Hu ?? Girl- Kyun..... Mere Hontho Par  Jahar Laga Hai Kya ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai: amirican rastrapati Sala kaha rehta hai.? Circut: dhobigath pe. Munna bhai: dhobigath bole to..? Circut: bhai english main usko, Washington kehte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Hey..! I lik U. Meri GF Bnogi..? . . . Grl: Hmm..! Giv Me Ur Nmbr, Jb Current BF Se Break-up Hoga To Miss Call Kar Dungi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa ne ek bahot hi khoobsurat ladki dekhi aur socha. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kaash ye meri Maa hoti to mai bhi itna khoobsurat hota Santa sudhar gya..
    • 10 years ago



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