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  • Aaj se 300 saal pehle MATHS bahut masoom aur pyara tha. Ek din kuch badmash students ne MATHS ko bahut maara... itna maara, itna maara ki bechare MATHS ki jaan chali gayi. Lekin jaate jaate MATHS sab students ko ek baddua de gaya... Main to ja raha hoon lekin..."MATHS" M = Meri A = Aatma T = Tumhe H = Hamesha S = Satayegi Aaj bhi maths ki aatma bhatak rahi hai aur saare students ko sata rahi hai aur hamesha satati rahegi....
    • 10 years ago



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  • दिमाग बॉडी का सबसे अहम हिस्सा होता है, ये 24 घंटे चालू रहता है, ये हमारे जन्म से लेकर उस वक्त तक काम करता है, जब तक कि हमारी ……. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . शादी नही हो जाती
    • 10 years ago



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  • બેંકનો નવો નિયમ :

    બેંકમાં બેઠેલી રૂપાળી:woman:‍:wrench: મેડમ સામું જોશો તો પણ

    150 રૂપિયા કાપી લેવાશે.
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Bank Jokes , Funny Jokes , Funny SMS , Whatsapp Funny Jokes
  • Nokrani- Madam Aapke Bete Ne Macchar Kha Lia Madam- Toh Jaldi Se Docter Ko Bula Nokrani- Ab Darne Ki Koi Baat Nahi. Maine All Out! Pila Diya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Over Me Kitne Balls Feke Jate Hai Kya Apne Kaha 6? Galat Jawab 1 Over Me 1 Hi Ball 6 Bar Feka Jata He Bade Aye! Cricket K Shoukin :->
    • 10 years ago



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  • BoY : maine APPLE I PHONE5 liya h Girl : woooowooooow... ­. konsi company ka h.... ??? Boy : kuch nhi behan... TU GHAR JAA AUR StarPlus CHANEL Par Kyonki Saas Bhi Kabi Bahu thi DEKH ...... ;- Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rahdari Mai Haray Lawn Main Phoolon K Qareeb Us Nai Her Simt Mujhay Aan Kar Dhoonda Ho Ga Jub Mili Ho Gi Use Meri Halat Ki Khabar Us Ne Ahista Se Deewar Ko Thama Ho Ga Yad Kar K Mujhay Nam Ho Gain Hon Gi Palkain Ankh Main Par Gaya Kuch! Keh Kar Tala Ho Ga Or Ghabra Kar Kitabon Main Jo Li Ho Gi Panah Her Sitr Main Mera Chehra Ubher Aya Ho Ga Ittefaqan Mujhay Us Sham Meri Dost Mili Mai Nai Poocha Suno Aye Thay Who Kaisay Thay? Mujhay Poocha Tha?Mujhay Dekha Tha, Choro Janab
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladki raste se jaa rahi thi,side se achanak bike nikli..! . . . . Ladki: Abey! Oye maarega kya ? . . . . . .Boy: mood to nahi hai, par degi to maar loonga.... Jise samjha vo like karo baki pogo dekho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • सुबह से दौड रही है चाकु लेकर मेरे पिछे मैँने तो मजाक में कहा था: दिल चिर के देख तेरा ही नाम होगा..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta Hai To Achchha Wo Nahi, Hum Hai.. . . Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai To . Bura Wahi Hai Kyoki Hum To Achchhe Hai Na! ................................... . . Zindagi Se Koi Cheez Maango To Aise Maango Jaise Tumhare Baap Ki Thi. . . . Aur Nahi Mili To Ye Soch Lena Ki Kaun Si Tumhare Baap Ki Thi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • बाहुबली की कमाई देख लगता है अब ग्रीस भी बाहुबली से लोन लेने आ जाऐगा
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1sardar ne cooker kharida, Agle din wapes karne gaya, Dukandar-Q wapas kar rehe ho? Sardar-gar mai 3-3 jawan ladkiya hai, Aur ye sala sitiya baja reha hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Pari ne dekha k 1 Sher Khargosh kapicha kr rha hai. Pari ne 2no ko rok kar kaha k agar tum aisa na kro to main tum 2 no ki 3, 3 khuwaishain puri karoongi. Sher:" mere ilawa is jungle k tamam Sheron ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh:" 1 helmet chahiye. Sher:" baraabar waale jungle k tamam Shero ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh:" 1 bike de do. Sher:" sari duniya k Shero ko Sherniya bana do. Khargosh ne bike start ki helmet pehna aur bola: "is sher ko Gay bana do.. PA1
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mob nikala, ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai Honey ya Darling He was shoked 2 see d name ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...!!! :P :D :O
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Parts Of Friendship 1.Dhoke Se Dosi Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Dhoka Na Karo. 2.Soch Kar Dosti Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Na Socho. 3.Dil Tod Kar Dosti Karo Par Dosti Kar Ke Dil Na Todo. Pritam Patel Betma
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai: "Circuit, agar bus pe tu chade, ya fir tujpe bs chadJaye 2 kya hoga"!! Circuit: "bole 2 bhai,dono baar ticket apani hi kategi."
    • 10 years ago



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