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Agr aap koi exam me fail ho jao to ................... Mom ; aur gum to dekh liya na bol rhi pad pad . dad ; kl se job pe lg ja . pdosi ; y to kbi pdta hi tha to fail hi hoga na . Par wo tin bat dil jit leti h friends : are yar tu bi ???

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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi...

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Kidnapper phone par: Teri biwi mere kabze mein hai. saboot ke taur par uski do ungliyan bhijwa di hain. Santa: Sabut pakka nahi hai, mundi bhej mundi...

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.. Zindegi mei hamesa ek baat yaad rakho... Kavi kisi k dil se mat khelo, q ki dil ek hi hota hai, agar khelna hai toh kidney se khelo, woh toh 2 hote hai

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Sardar biwi k sath train me safar kar raha tha Rat ko biwi boli: Yeh admi mere blouse me hath dal raha hai. Srdr:Tu fikar na kar paise mere jeb me hai...

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Ashamaan jitna neela h wah wah sunflower jitna peela h wah wah pani jitna geela h wah wah Aapke dimag ka nut utna hi deela h.. ab kho wah wah....

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Ek Din Bhagwaan Ne Ek Aashiq Se Puchha:- Bhagwaan: Maine Ladkiyon Ko Itna Sundar Banaya Hai, Fir Bhi Koi Kami Ho To Batao?? . . . . . . . . . Aashiq Haath Jodte Hue Fariyad Karta Hua Bola:- Aashiq:- Bas Usmein Password System Kar Do, . . Taaki Jiska Ho Wahi Khol Sake? .. Jisko Jisko Samajh Me Aaya, Wo Thoko Like 500 Ki Speed Me, Baaki Bachhe Jake Pogo Dekho.

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Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho Ek Bar Yad Karke To Dekho Ek Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena, Hum So Gaye Hain Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.

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Everyone Mst Read 1 Sachhi Ghatna :- Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Ruh Tak Kaanp Jaayegi Magar Zalimo K Hath Tak Nahi Kaanpe Dehradun Me 17 Sal Ki Masoom Ladki, Jisne Abhi 12th Pass Kiya Tha Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne K The . Uske Sage Baap Or Bhai Ne Behla Fusla Kr . . Usse Engineering Ka Form Bharwa Diya..

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boy.. i l u grl.. ok me 2 boy.. what yaar . why u love me. grl.. ur ??? is vry cute. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha boy.. o no.. . . . . . . .

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Height of Insult :D Girls ka group waterfall dekhne kliye gaya... Pappu (guide):" ye duniya ka sab se bada waterfall hai, Is waterfall ki intensity bahut jyada hai.., Agar yaha se 20 supersonic planes b gujrege to b hum is waterfall ki awaz bade aram sesun sakte h.. Ab Sabhi girls se request hai ki aap plzzz chup rahe Taki hum waterfall ki awaz sun sake

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Ik Din Santa Mandir Gya, Lok Bhajan Ga Rhe C: “Darshan De Gariban Nu, Darshan De Gariban Nu”… Sante Di Nuh Da Na “Darshan Rani” Si, Santa Nu Gussa Aa Gya, Te Oh Bhi Bhajan Gaaun Lagga, “Darshan Mere Munde Di Bahu, Oh Ta Mere Munde Di Rhu , Baki Gal Nasiban Di, Evein Kiven Gariban Di”

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Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya.. BANK me jake So Gya. Q? Usne Board Par Padha > Yaha SONE par LOAN milta hai

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Golu-Kal Muze 10 Logo Ne Pita Molu-Fir Tune Kya Kiya G-Maine Kaha Saalo Ek-Ek Karke aao M-Fir? G-Fir Kya Saalo Ne Ek-Ek Karke Dobara Pita.

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Hum chlormint kyon khaate Hai? Q ki 5 STAR Dairymilk Perk Kitkat aur Munch 50 paise me nahi ate hai! Ab dubara mat puchna..

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Orkut pe ladki patayi Facebook pe baat chalayi Twiter pe mom dad se milayi Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya Chalo isi bahane computer course to ho gya.

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Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi ka Bhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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Power Of A Wife Hubby :- Ye kyaa tum ek aur dress le aayi ? Abhi parso hee to... Wife chilla kar boli :- Kyaa parso ? Bolo...... Bolo kyaa kahaa tum ne ? Ruk kyon gaye ? Kyaa parso, Parso kyaa, Bolo jaldi Jaldi bolo naa, Bataa-o kyaa parso ? Hubby : Kuchh nahi, main bus yeh keh rahaa thaa ki parso bhi ek hee dress laayi thi pagli, aaj to do le aati.... grin.png tongue.png

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1 pyara sa koi sandesh bhej do Dosti ka saccha updesh bhej do Agar dosto ko 1 SMS bhi na ho sake tumse to Kisi BHIKHARI ko apna Mobile bech do

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Ladka propose kare toh ladki ke 5 jawab ho sakte hai: 1. No 2. Yes 3. Main apko sirf dost samajhti hun 4. I m engaged 5. I love someone else... Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke ke 5 jawab 1. Haa 2. Yes 3. Ok 4. Alright 5. Me 2.. Moral: " Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai " anur.:-)

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