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  • Mom-so ja varna Gabar aa jayega, Boy- pehle 100 rupey do. Mom- kyu? Boy- varna mai papa ko bata dunga ki roj raat ko Gabar ata hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
    • 10 years ago



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  • PATNI-kitna pyar karte ho mujhe? PATI-shahjahan jitna. PATNI-mere marne k baad tajmahal banaoge? PATI-main to plot bhi le chuka hu der to tu kar rahi ha.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st Pagal Mujhe Angelina Jolie ne, Shadi k Liye Ha Bol di h. 2nd Pagal: Dikha di naa Ussne Apni aukat, Me Bhi Itni Aasani Se Talaq nahi DUNGA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- "Mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga....?? . . . . . Studnet- Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha.!! Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.. Student Rock...teacher shock!!:D Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • Why Boys are not used in Kurkure ads...? Imagine a Guy saying Tedha hai, Par Mera hai....!! Dirty mind
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan...
    • 10 years ago



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  • ऐ दोस्त बांध ले कफन मे बिस्की की बोतल, कब्र मेँ बैठकर पीया करेगे, इन लङकियो से तो मिली बेवफाई, अब भूतनियो से सेंटिग किया करेंगे.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पहला गधा: यार मैं जिस धोबी के घर काम करता हूँ, वो मुझे बहुत मारता है: दूसरा गधा: तू घर छोड़कर भाग क्यों नही जाता? पहला गधा: क्या बताऊँ यार, धोबी की एक बहुत खूबसूरत लड़की है, वो जब भी शरारत करती है तो धोबी कहता है कि, तेरी शादी गधे से कर दूंगा, बस ये सोचकर रुका हुआ हूँ!
    • 10 years ago



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  • When A Man Opens The Door Of His Car For His Wife, You Can Be Sure Of One Thing: Either The Car Is New Or The Wife.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai, Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai, Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur, Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par phir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta...? . . . . . Awesome answer by Pappu, . . . . . . Pappu : Sir,Ladies Toilet... PA1
    • 10 years ago



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  • MADAM : Chandu chal ABCD padh kar dikha CHANDU : Madam main ABCD padh padh kar ke thak gaya hoon MADAM : Tumhe padhana hi hoga. CHANDU : Madam ABCD padhali bahut, acchi bate karli bahut, ab karunga tere sath GANDI BAT, GANDI -GANDI -GANDI BAT.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Marne k baad hamare nasib me mohabbat ho na ho, Ye hawa ye fiza ho na ho, Arey dost zinda h tab-tak sms bhejte raho, Kya pta hmari kabr pe network hona ho....
    • 10 years ago



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  • bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi- Babu ji roti milegi??. - - . . . . Andar se awaz aai -Biwi ghar par nahi hai.. - - - . . . Bhikhari- Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti to tu bhi de sakta hai...:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhojpuri Names Of English Movies: . . "Mission Impossible" "Eee Naa Ho Payi" . "Mission Impossible- 2 "Hum To Pehle Hi Kahi Ee Naaho Payi" . . "Titanic" "Nauka Dele Dhoka" . "Anaconda" " Aadmi Ke Khaye Wala Sapwa" . . "Three Idiots" "Teen Burbak" . And The Best 1 "Ghajini" "Takla Ke Badla"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gajodhar bhaiya ka transfer Lucknow me hua, wahan pahunch kar usne socha biwi ko sms kar du! Network ki gadbadi ke karan wo sms ek aisi mahila ke pas pahunch gaya jo apne pati ko dafna ke aayi thi, sms padhte hi wo behosh ho gayi Q ki sms me likha tha-Begum mai yahan accha se pahunch gaya hu yaha internet aur mobile ki sahuliat bhi hai, Tum udaas mat hona, agle hafte tumhe bhi yahan bula lunga..... @SHARIQUE@
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bache, Road Cross Kar Rahe The, Road Cross Karne K Baad Murgi K 1 Bache Ne Kaha, Hum 7 Ne Road Cross Karli. 7 Kaise??? Socho, . . . . Aur Socho, Read Msg Again, Then Scroll Down, Arey Yaar Bache Hai, Kuch B Bolte Rehte Hai. Aap Tension Mat Lo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ham gaye us gali se Wo aaye is gali se . Ham gaye us gali se Wo aaye is gali se . . fir kya? hamari mulaqat hi nhi huyi.
    • 10 years ago



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