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  • Mallika searwat ne Ramdev se pucchi ki "main nahate samay kaya karun ki meri yovan surakshit rahe? Ram dev ne kaha - "Bathroom ka darwaja".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chahe Head Aaye Ya Tel, Jeetenge Hum He Toss, Kyuki Hum Hai Sms Ke Boss, Chahe Romace, Action, Darma, Ya Ho Fight, Boss Is Allways Right!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larka Larki K Baap Se: Main Aap Ki Beti Ka Haath Mangne Aaya Hon. Larki Ka Baap: Kyun? Larka: Kyun K, Ab Mere HAATH Thak Chukay Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Romance to dekho Boy-Friend nE Apni Girl-Friend Ke Baalo Mein Hath Ferte Hue Bola Boy-Friend: “Tum To Meri Chand Ho” Girl-Friend: “Aur Tum Ho Mere Neil Armstrong” Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Wo Kyu?” Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Chand Par Chadne Wala Pehla Aadmi“ :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyo ka Pyar 1000 ke note jaisa hota hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . hamesha Dar laga rehta hai ki kahin nakli na nikle... . Agree??? Boys
    • 10 years ago



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  • (",) <((> XcuSe Me _/?_ FRieNDs.. AaP Kaam"Bad Me KaRna - PehLe MeRi BaaT To Sun"Lo - * % * .*" "*.*" "*. *.I MisS U.* "*,,,, * " Sachi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gandhi ji ki 1 rishtedar aurat k bete par khoon ka ilzam laga. Aurat ne Gandhi ji se request ki k mere begunah bete ko bacha lo. Gandhi jI ne muqadma lada or ladke ko bacha liya. Aurat bahot shukrguzar hui magar ek sawal kiya. Aaj to aap hain jo bacha liya kal jab aap nai honge to hamare begunah bachon ko kaun bachayega? Gandhi ji ne bahot khubsurat jawab dia : "NOTE PE LAGI MERI PHOTO"
    • 10 years ago



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  • dost chahe kaisa bhi ho avara pagal diwana lafanga par jab usk sms milta h to chehre pe smile aati h. Tab mehsus hota h- tedha h par mera hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A sardar ji dr. Fall in lv a sardar ji dr. Fall in lv wid a nurse.. He writes a lv letter to the nurse.. "i lv u sister.."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sherni ke gharwalon ne haathi ka rishta kyun thukraya..? Socho? thoda sa aur socho socho socho Unka ghar ka apsi mamla hain "TUMHE KYA LENA HAI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक बार दो चूहे bike पर जा रहे थे. रास्ते में एक शेर का बच्चा मिला. उसने कहा मुझे भी bike पर चढ़ा लो. चूहोँ ने कुछ सोचा फिर बोले: . . . . . "देख ले, बाद में तेरी मम्मी बोलेगी तू गुंडों के साथ घूमता है"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek mandir ki deewar pe likha tha "Agar gunah krke thak Gye ho to andar aa jao" Niche ek ladki lipstick se likh gyi" Agar nhi thake ho to mandir k peechhe aa jao"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi kabar par baitha tha. Musafir-Tumhe dar nahi lagta..? Admi- Darna kyo?? Kabar keandar garmi lag rahi thi, thodi der bahar Aa gaya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tune us ladki k liye cigaret chhodi?-Ha Daru chhod di?-Ha Jua chhod diya?-Ha To fir shaadi kyu nahi ki ? Kyu ki itna sudhar gaya tha ki us se acchi mil gayi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-tum kitne baje uhtty ho-.. G-apna koy thik nehi jab ji kare so jaty hu,jab ji kare uht jaty hu, B-noty girl tery adat akdam mere lund k jeisy he
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife aur Kashmir me kya samanta hai . . . . . . . . . . . Dono hi samasya hai par jb padosi dekhe to boht gussa aata h :-D :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Student Ne Hawa Me Coin Uchala Head Aya to Sona He Tail Aya to Film DekhnaHe Khada Raha to Gane Sunuga or Hawa Me Raha to Ma Kasam Padhunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 behra scootr khich k leja rha tha. 2nd behra-kya hua petrol khatm ho gya kya? 1st-Nhi yr, petrol khatm ho gya. 2nd-Acha, mjhe lga petrol khatm hogya....!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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