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  • Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag Kar Traffic Singal Pe Bhik Mangne Jata Tha. Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye. Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya. Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Vo Haramkhor Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • HINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN #FIRST_MEET Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi seshadi krungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai.. agree?.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Faqeer:Allah k naam par kuch de do? Ghar se Ladki boli:Kuch nhi HAI mAAF Karo Faqeer:Apna mobile numbr hi dedo,baba dua bhi krunga or msg bhi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SMS KE RATES 1998 - Rs 5 2000 - Rs 3 2004 - Re 1.50 2006 - Re 1 2008- 50ps 2009 - 10ps 2010 - 1ps. Aap kab karoge? Jab SMS pe loan milega tab.? -
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maalkin Ne Apni Nokrani Ko Apni Ek Purani Saree Di 2 Din Baad Nokrani Gusse Se: “Maalkin Ye Pakdo Apni Saree Mujhe Nahi Chahiye.” Maalkin: “Kya Hua Ri Tere Ko Saree Lekar To Bade Shonk Se Gayi Thi, Ab Kya Ho Gaya?” Nokrani: “Hona Kya Hai Maalkin Jab Mein Ye Saree Pehan Ke Aati Hun To Sahab Aap Ho Samajh Kar Meri Taraf Dhyaan Bhi Nahi Dete Lekin Driver Peechhe Se Lipat Jata Hai.“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad, Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Ghus Gayi. Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha: Kon Si Film Dekhi? Ladki: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi :D By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • GUNNU-Tum 1 baar me kitne admi utha sakte ho, PAHELWAN-kamse kam 10, GUNNU-bas, Tumse acha to mera murga hai jo subah pure mohalle ko utha det
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Golgappe Kha Rahe Thi....30-35 Kha Liye Honge
    phir Usne BF Se Poocha Aur 10 Kha Lu?
    Boyfriend Ne Ghhlla Ke Bola Le Naagin......kha Le...
    ladki Ne Boyfriend Ko Ek Chatta Mara Naagin Kisko Bola Be...
    Boyfriend-Are Yaar Maarti Kyo Ho Mene Bola Naaaa......Ginnnnnn Kha Le
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS
  • Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do. Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Hero Chunao Lade- Aditya Yadav Tab unke bhasad Is tarah ke honge- Dharmendra- dhosto ye Vote in kuto mat dena. Amitabh- Mere Pas Vote hai, voter hai or condidate hai tumhare pass kya hai, aye. Gabbar- Abe a kaliya Tu Vote kise dega Re, Sunil- hey Voter Ye vote kisi or ke nahi ho sakte, yadi huye to samjho vo har gaya. Sharukh- Kitni Siddat se tumhe batane ki kosis ki, ki jise tum vote doge use puri janta jitane me lag jati hai. Salmaan- Mujh Par ek Ehsaan Karna Ki BJP ko Dhyan Me Rakhna.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THE UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suna Hai Tu Bada Pada Likha Hai, Chal Aaj Tera Test Leta Hun. Char Zero Ek Saat Likh Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aise Likha? Fail Correct Ans “4017” Ghar Waalo Ne Kitni Umeedon Se Padhaya Tha, Sab Pani Mein….
    • 10 years ago



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  • जीतो: आज मेरे पति का जन्मदिन है मैं उन्हें एक यादगार तोहफा देना चाहती हूँ पर समझ में नहीं आ रहा उन्हें क्या उपहार दूं? प्रीतो: उपहार अपनी पसंद का देना चाहती हो या उनकी पसंद का? जीतो: उनकी ही पसंद का देना ठीक रहेगा आखिर जन्मदिन तो उन्हीं का है ना। प्रीतो: ठीक है तो फिर तलाक दे दो।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki Iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh Sare eggs tumare, agar tum Batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 Tumare, aur agar tum bata doke Ande kiske hai, Toh woh murgi bhi tumari. Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint toh do na plz?
    • 10 years ago



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  • 12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife(kitchn se):ji sunte ho ajkl me khubsurat hoti ja rhi hu Husband:2mne kaise jana? Wfe:Ajkal meri khubsurti dekhkr rotiya v jalne lagi h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Call Summary;) Boy To Boy=00:00:59 Bou To Mom=00:10:30 Boy To Dad = 00:02:36 Boy To Gf 01:15:01 Girl To Girl = 00:29:59 Gf To Bf =00:00:05 (Call Back) Share If U Agree!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Kaccha papad Pakka papad" To koi bhi bol leta hai. Ab ye try karo.. ye line fast bolke dikhao tho maano "A good cook could cook good" Has kya rahey ho.good good cud cud
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maa: Beta tujhe yahan se goa jane me to ek din laga par wapas aane me 3 din lag gae wo bhi nai car se? Beta: Maa yeh car banane wale bhi pagal hai jane ke liye to 4 gear dete hai par aane ke liye 1 hi gear dete hai.
    • 10 years ago



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