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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? . . .Clasic Ans: , , , , Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi? baaaaat karti hai.

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Biggest mistake of Krrish 3 Kaal (vivek) Rohit ke DNA se bana hota he. Isliye woh Krish ka Bhai hua! . Aur Kaya (kangna) kaal aur Girgit ke DNA se bani hoti he. To kaya kaal ki beti huyi. . To kaya ko krish se pyar kyu ho jaataa hai? Krish to kaya ka chacha he . . . uthale re baba Uthale, Rakesh Roshan ko utha le..

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Ek survey se malum hua hai ki.. agar patni karwa chauth k vrat ki bajay... MAUN VRAT rakhe to pati ki umar aur lambi ho sakati hai !!

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Teacher :- Zmeen Par Rhne Vale Bache Dete Ha!n, Hwa Ma!n Udne Wale Ande Deten Ha!n, Vo Kons! Cheez Ha! Jo Hwa Ma!n Bh! Udt!ti Ha! Aur Bache Bh! Det! Ha!.. ?? Student: :”:”:”:”:”: A!r Hostess :”:”:”:”:”:

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Collage Ke Pichhe Nadi Me, Principal Doob Raha Tha... Pappu Ne Ye Dekha Or Chilate Huye Bhaga. . .. . Kal Chhuti...! kal Chhuti....!

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चिंटू ने अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड को फोन किया- हाय। तुमने इस वक्त क्या पहन रखा है? गर्लफ्रेंड- तुम्हे बस यही बातें करनी आती हैं। चिंटू- अच्छा। चलो ये बताओ कि भारत को विदेशी मुद्रा का भंडार बढ़ाने के लिए क्या कदम उठाने चाहिए? गर्लफ्रेंड- मिनी टॉप और स्कर्ट पहन रखा है। अब खुश?

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After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!" . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun... pehle se jyada!!!!" :p :P By - ANIL

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Boy:" Call Me Sweetu.. Girl:" Sweetu.. . . . Boy:" Call Me Sweet Heart.!! Girl:" Sweet Heart. . . Boy:" Call Me Honey. Girl:" Honey. . . . . Boy:"abey Jaahill Ki Bachiii, Caalll Kar Naa.

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I like three things . 1. Pizza 2. Pepsi 3. "You" . Pizza to eat, Pepsi to drink, and "you" to ..... .. .. .. Oh Hello! . Table kaun saaf karega.

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Amma- Doctor shahab mera beta Bike se gir gaya, Dr.- I don’t no hindi plz tell me in ENG. Amma- My londa gironda from Hero-Honda, broken haddi ker de patti

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Dur Rahine Pan Pase Rahevani Mane Adat Che, Yad Banine Ankho Mathi Vehvani mane Adat Che, Pase Na Hova Chata Pase J Lagis Mane ehasas Banine Rehvani Adat Che

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Kisi ne mujhse apki Umar puchi, maine kaha Chehre se_18Yrs. Styl se_17yrs, Swetnes se_9yrs, hasi se_7yrs, Ankho se_8yrs. Kul mila kr_59yrs . kam to nhi btaya..?

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Ek Sharabi Bar Se Daaru Pee Kar Bahar Nikla To Use Ek Pandit Mila Sharabi Ne Pandit Se Puchha: “Tum Kaun Ho? Pandit Bola: “Mein Sadhu Hun Bhagwan Ki Pooja Karta Hun Sharabi Haste Hue Bola: “Arey To Main Hi Bhagwan Hun” Pandit Hairan Hua Aur Bola: “Achha, To Sabit Karke Dikha” Sharabi Use Apne Sath Bar Mein Le Gaya. Jaise Hi Dono Andar Guse, Sharabi Ko Dekh Kar Bartender Bola Bartender: “Hey Bhagwan, Tum Fir Aa Gaye.” Sharabi Muskurate Hue Pandit Se Bola “Dekhaa?

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1.Saa 2.Re 3.Ga 4.Maa 5.Paa 6.Dha 7.Nee 8.Saa.. Kripaya khudko pehchaan ne ke liye 3 aur 6 firse dohraye......

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Wife:Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon Husband:Bahut Zyada Wife:Phir Bhi Kitni Husbnd:Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi, taj mahal banana tha par mumtaj mili nahin. ek din kismat khuli shadi huyi, ab taj banana hai-par mumtaj marti nahin

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Facebook fever... . . . Girl : I Love you Boy : (Starts Running)...............! Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are you Running? Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook...

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Girl: I Love you ? ? Boy: (Starts Running)......! . . . Girl: Why are u Running? . . . Boy: To update my Relationship status on Facebook.

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3 Most Difficult Things To Do In The World.. 1. You Cant Count Ur Hair. 2. You Cant Wash Your Eyes With Soap. 3. You Cant Breathe When Your Tongueis Out.. Now Please Put Ur Tongue Back Inside..

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KYA Aap JANTE HAIN? Ki Duniya Main Ek DIL Sirf Aapke Liye Dhadakta Hai? Jante Ho Kiska? ? ? ? BUDDHU Tumhara Apna.. Aur Kiska?

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