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  • समझ नहीं आता कि एयरपोर्ट पर रामदेव से 8 घंटे क्या पूछताछ हुई होगी.. उनसे तो time pass के लिए ये भी नहीं पूछा जा सकता कि और बताइये, भाभी जी और बच्चे कैसे हैं !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Robert-Boss, isne kuchh bhi nahi kiya , phir ise saaza kyun di.? Ajit-Smart boy! Aajkal prepaid ka zamana hai! Pehle saaza bhugto aur phir galti karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • DIL mere to diwana hai pagal hai maine mana hai. pal pal aahen bharta hai, kehne se darta hai, dil mere tu diwana iai. khamosiyon ki juba koi na samje yahn sehra me gul khilte ji ke v milte nahi jane hai kiski khata anjan ye hai pata.
    • 10 years ago



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  • LAPTOP & LADKI mein kya samaanta hoti hai? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Dono mein jitni jyada ungli karo, utne hi naye-naye functions pataa chalte hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • BOY-Achhi Lipstic hE GL-Thnx BOY-Beutiful Dres GL-Thnx BOY-Nice JeweLry GL-*Thnx Bhaiya* - BOY-*KamaaL h, fir b Sundar Nhi Lg rhi hO*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: ‘Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge’ Ladka: ‘Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??
    • 10 years ago



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  • परिवार की परम्परा! अध्यापक: पप्पू तुम बहुत ज्यादा बोलते हो। पप्पू: ये हमारी खानदानी परम्परा है। अध्यापक: क्या मतलब है तुम्हारा? पप्पू: सर, मेरे दादा जी एक फेरीवाले थे, और मेरे पिताजी एक अध्यापक। अध्यापक: और अपनी माँ के बारे में बताओ? पप्पू: सर वो एक औरत हैं
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayee hai, gham ke saagar mein is qadar kho gayee hai, tum aa jao waapis yeh guzaarish hai meri, mujhe shayad tumaari aadat si ho gayee hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 7 Chatai Par 7 Sadhu Baithe The Boy Ne Sadhu Se Pucha: "Baba Engineering Kar Liya Hai, Aage Kya Karu ??" . . . . . . . Sadhu (Dusre Sadhu Se):" . . . 1 Chatai Aur Laga Bhai K Liye... Like To Banta Hi He..
    • 10 years ago



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  • colgate"se daant saaf krain . "pepsodent"se mazboot krain . . 'closeup"se fresh krain . . . or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae... . . "HARPIC"use krain Q k"HARPIC"dy 5 guna zyada behtr safaaii...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.” . . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na? . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the” :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye sulagta jism, ye kan pkapate honth, ye thar tharata badan, ye ladkhadati aawaz mujhe pehle hi pata tha tujhe MALARIA hua hai.... ;o) By -jaswant
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh K Udas Baita Tha Dost aaya Pepsi Pi liya aur pucha Yaar tu Udaas Q He? Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura he. Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya, Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi. 0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya. Ab Suicide K Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Wo Bhi tu Pi Gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj kal ke bache 8 yrs boy Ladka:"1 bidi ka bundle dena." .. Dukandar:" Kya re iss Umar mehi Bidi pine laga." . . . . . . . Boy:"Nahi Be Dhakkan, Ye mere Chote Bhai ke liye hai Mujhe 1 Packet "GOLD FLAKE" dedo.":p :O :D ..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: Tum ladkiya khubsurat Q hoti ho? Girl: Qki GOD ne hamko apne hath se banaya hai! . . . boy: Bol to aise rahi hai jaise hamko "INTERNET" se download kiya hai....
    • 10 years ago



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