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Ek Aadmi Kumbh K Mele Me Prarthana Kar Raha Tha, Hey Prabhu, Nyay karo Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichhadte He, Kabhi Pati-Patni Par Bhi To Try Karo

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Bhrmar Koi Kumudani Par Machal Baitha To Hungama Hamare Dil Mein Koi Khawab Pal Baitha To Hungama Aabhi Tak Doob Kar Sunte The Sab Kissa Mohhabat Ka Mein Kisse Ko Hakikat Mein Badal Baitha To Hungama

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Yadhaash bhi kitni ajeeb cheez hoti hai ... Kisi cheez ko puri zindagi bhulne ki koshish karo, woh bhulti nahin ...lekin kabhi ek choti si cheez yaad karne ki koshish karo, toh yaad nahin aati. Epic dialogue by SRK in JTHJ...

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Koi Ro Ke Dil Bahlata Hai, Koi Has Kar Dard Chhupata Hai, Kya Karamaat Hai Kudrat Ka, Zinda Insaan Paani Me Dub Jaata Hai, Or Murda Lair Ke Dikhata Hai..

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Smart Boy+Smart naari= Affair jari . . Smart Boy+Bevkuf - nari= paw bhari . . Bevkuf boy+bevkuf nari= shadi ki tayari . . Bevkuf boy+smart nari=Boy bhikari...

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RAVAN ki Barsi aane wali hai Unki YAAD me plz Ye SMS kam se kam kisi 1 RAAKSHAS ya 1 BHOOTNI ko zaroor SEND karein. Maine apna Farz pura kr Diya.

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She: Hamne tumko dil ye de diya, ye bhi naa pucha kaun ho tum… . . . . He:Dom . .. . She: Kon Dom? *Dead Silence*

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Zindagi Mushkilo aur Tufano Se Bhari H Agar Thokar Lage To Himat Mat Hariye Fir Se Khade Ho Jaiye aur Chilla K Pu6iye "Abe Dhakka Kisne Mara

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Dil Ke Operation Ko BYEPASS Kyu Kehte Hain.? . Socho Socho..? . Qki Agar Operation Thik Ho Gaya To PASS Warna BYE BYE...!

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Rahul Gandhi - Mujhe Garib ke ghar ki Khichdi, Maa ke haath ke Pizzza se zyada achhi lagti hai. . . . . . . . . . . Second man : Kamine, teri Maa nahi hoti to Aaj Garib bhi Pizza khaa raha hota.

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Teacher:-school ke samne ager koi bomb rakh de to kya hoga. . Student:-1-2 ghante dekhenge, ager koi le jata hai to thik hai. Nahi to staaf room me rakh denge.

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Pyar me koi dill tod deta he dosti me koi bharosa tod deta he jindgi jina to koi gulab se shikhe jo khud tutkar do dillo ko jod deta he(prince of heart)

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Bachhe Man k sachhe.. Boy to his mom:" Mumma mai kaise paida hua.. ?? . Mom:" Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar rakh di, kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.. . Bache ne aisa hi kiya.. Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha.. . . Bacha:" gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale.. tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ?? Aulad hai tu meri..

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:boy:बच्चा टॉयलेट से आवाज लगाते हुये....
"मम्मी..कर ली"

मम्मी:princess: "खुद धोलो बेटा"

:boy:बच्चा गुस्से में:rage:...
"जब आप धुला नहीं सकती तो जबरदस्ती खिलाती क्यों हो"

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आज तक समझ में नहीं आया कि OK की जगह K और Good Morning की जगह GM लिखने वाले, जीवन के 2 सेकंड बचा के क्या घंटा उखाड़ लेते हैं ? और ये Hmmm... वालों ने तो नाक में दम कर रखा है , ऐसा लगता है कि साला भैंस से बात कर रहा हूँ !

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Yamraj asks 3 ladies- kabhi kiss kiya? 1st Lady: Shadi se pehle. Yamraj: Chal Nark me. 2nd Lady: Shaadi ke baad. Yamraj: Chal Swarg me. 3rd Lady: Na pehle na baad me. Yamraj: Chal kamre me!!! ;) by-Mr.Dilip@

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GIRLS :- Mohabbat to kisi ek se karungi. . Ho sake, to kisi nek se karungi. . Lekin jab tak na milega, wo nek ladka.. . ... "TRY"to har ek ko karungi..: . Wah wah . . . . . Ab ise suno . . . . . Boys :- Arz kiya hai koi ladki hame thukra de to Gum nhi, . Koi Ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, . . . Are uss ladki ki maa ki. kismat footi jiske damad hum nahi.... :D

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Friends mera matha garm ho ra ha he.... Jnte ho mera matha garam hone se ma kya krtahu..? . . . Ma fan k niche bayth jata hu.... . .or is se jada garam hone se kya karta hu jnte ho??. . . . . . . .fan on kar deta hu..... Ha...ha...ha...:);)

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1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya. Aur Elan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan ke Pakad lega wo $100,000 payega. 1st: Obama gaya@Par fail ho gaya 2nd: George bush gaya lekin nakam raha. 3rd: Manmohan singh gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya. Sab ne hairan hoke puchha:aap ne kaise pata kar liya? M.M.Singh: Mai pinjre me gaya aur kaha: VOTE CONGRESS ko dena! To sirf ek ne kaha: LUND LE LE MERA!:p:D AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...* hahaha

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Ek ladki sadak par akeli jaa rahi thi, pichhe se ek ladka bola : Ghar tak lift chahiye kya? Ladki : Bhag jaa harami 3 din se lift le rahi hoon abhi tak ghar nahi pahuchi.

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