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Ek Aadmi Ka Accident Hua, Thik Hona K Bad Rone Laga, To Doctor Ne Pucha: Tum To Thik Ho Gaye Fir Q Ro Rhe Ho? Aadmi: Jis Gadi Se Mera Accident Hua, Us Gadi K Pichhe Likha Tha "PHIR MILENGE".

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"बाबा आप कहाँ तक पढ़े हो?"

बाबा- डबल BA.

चेला -मतलब?

बाबा- BABA,
हुआ ना डबल बी ए, चल निकल :angry::rage::rage:

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9 years ago

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Customer : How much is that banana for? Salesperson : Rs.10 Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6? Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel! Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

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TEACHER: Wo konsa Department hai jis me Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..??? : : : Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE.. : : : : Teacher: Kyon : : : : : : : PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.. Agree???? thoko like By: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur

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एक हाथ में लिपस्टिक
– दूसरे में मोबाइल
– एक कान कुकर की सीटी पर
– दूसरा वाट्सएप की नोटिफिकेशन पर
– एक आँख टीवी पर
– दूसरी पति की हरकतों पर
कौन कहता है नारी जीवन आसान है..

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Agar 1 akela TEACHER sare subject nahi padha sakta TOH aisi ummid kyu karte hai ki 1 student sare subject padhe? "JAGO Students JAGO"

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Dhoka Mila Jab Pyar Mein,.. . . . . . . ..Zindagi Mein Udasi Cha Gayi,.. . . . . . . .Socha Tha Aag Laga Denge Is Duniya Ko,.. . . . . . . . ...To Kambhakt Colony Mein Dusri Aa Gai...

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1 Ldka lagatar ladki ka picha kr rha tha Ldki-tmhe pta h piche meri maa aa rhi h. Ldka-hm to khandani ashiq h Tmhari maa k piche mera bap aa rha h

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Ek Baar Jab Main Bimaar Tha, Main Ek Bahut Bade Hospital Mein Gaya, Waha Do Darwaze The, Ek Par “Khas Bimari” Aur Dusre Par “Mamuli Bimari” Likha Tha, Mujhe Mamuli Bimari Thi Isliye Main Mamuli Bimari Wale Room Mein Chala Gaya, Waha Bhi Do Darwaze The Ek Par “Khas Admi” Aur Dusre Par “Aam Admi” Likha Tha, Main Thehra Gharib, Isliye Aam Admi Wale Darwaze Se Andar Chala Gaya, Andar Gaya To Dekha Ke Main Hospital Se Bahar Tha. Jiyo India…

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After Accident: American: Its Fine Man British: I Am So Sorry Australia: No Worries Dude Germany: Are You Oĸay? . . . . . India: Andha Hai Kya Saaley Dhakkan Kis Tarha Chala Raha Hai, Akkal Ke Dushman Saale, Tere Baap Ka Road Hai Kya, Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri Kaise Bajata Hun ! AWESOME

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सुनाता हूँ अपने स्कूल की
प्रेम कहानी, :point_down::point_down:
एक थी टॉपर, जो परसेंटज की
थी रानी…:relaxed: :relaxed:
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फिर :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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फिर क्या, हमने पटा ली और फेल हो
गई महारानी…!!! :slight_smile:

9 years ago

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5 Sardaro ne Partnership me 1 auto kharida. 15 din ho gaye lekin koi Sawari nahi mili kyu Kyuki 3 Sardar Piche aur 2 Aage baith kar Savari dhund rhe the.

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Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha: Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho? Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe? Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h. NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA.... AAP SO TO NAHI RAHE HEIN. NEPALI GUSSE SE..... KAMINO YE JARORI NAHI KI HAR NEPALI CHOWKIDAR HO Doctor: ab aap khatre se bahar h phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho Marij: accident hua tha us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge

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Ek ladki independence day ke liye. . Indian flag lene gayi.. .. . . Flag dekhkar ladki ne kuch kaha.. Jise sunkar dukaanwala behosh ho gaya. . . . . . . Gusse what did ladki say. . ?? . . . . Issme aur colour dikhaao. . . ! lolzz @LOVE. SP

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Bf & Gf sath market se ja rahe the. 1 ladki ne hello kiya. Gf:kaun thi yeh? Bf:Tum plz mera dimag kharab mat karo! Abhi usko b batana hai k tum kaun ho.

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Bapu- Aa kaapad ketlaNu Dukandar- Rs10/meter Bapu- Rs5 ma aapo ne Dukandar- 5 ma To mara GharMa pade 6 Bapu- Vandho nahi, tame kaho tyare tamara GhareThi lai jaish.

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Bechara shadi-shuda insaan , biwi k zulm ka mara ! . . Patni Bazaar Se Shopping Karke Ghar Aayi, Pati Ne Dekha Aur Use Bola . Pati: “Arrey Ye Kya, Tum Ek Aur Suit Le Aayi? Abhi Parson Hi To…” . . Biwi Chilla Kar Boli: “Kya Kaha? Kya Parso? Bolo… Kya Kaha Tumne? Kya Parso, Parso Kya, Bolo Jaldi Batao, Kya Parso? Aj tumari kher ni” . . Pati Ghabrate Hue: “Kuch Nahi, Main To Bas Ye Keh Raha Tha Ki Parso Bhi Ek Hi Suit Layi Thi, Aaj To Do Le Aati“ =

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Jab Tum Kisi Ko Hasil Karna Chaho Or Wo Tumhen Na Mile... . . . Toh samajh jaana.. . . . Tumhe RAB Se Koi aur Mang Raha Hai Jis Ki Dua Mein Tum Se Zyada Asar Hai..!

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Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega" Saare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab santa bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de" smart santa k liye thoko like

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एक शादीशुदा आदमी की शायरी - ‘मांग भरने की सजा, कुछ इस तरह पा रहा हूँ … . . . मांग पूरी करने के चक्कर में, मांग-मांग के खा रहा हूँ !!

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