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  • NATURAL DISASTERS- 26 Dec 2004= Indian Ocean Tsunami 26 Jan 2007= Gujrat Earthquake 26 Nov 2008= Terror Attack in Mumbai 26 Oct 2011= Ra-One
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Film Dekhne Ke Baad, Galti Se Boys Hostel Mein Ghus Gayi. Agle Din Uski Saheliyo Ne Poocha: Kon Si Film Dekhi? Ladki: Pehle Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Fir Ladko Ne Bana Di Ghodi :D By - ANIL
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhoka mila jab pyar main, Zindagi mein udaasi chaa gayi, Socha tha chorr dain is raah ko, Kambhakht mohalley mein dusri agayi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Two girls are traveling in a train... . . Girl-1: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye ? Girl-2: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye . . Girl-1: Crorepati na miley to ? Girl-2: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chalenge . . Girl-1: 50 lakh ke na miley to? Girl-2: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chalenge . . . . . . . UPPER birth pe soya hua Pappu bola: JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA DOSTON..!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • KG boy:- tu mujhse shadi klegi ?? . KG Girl:- nai . Boy:- kalle na . Girl:- nai me ni klungi . Boy:- plz kalle teko eclairs duga . Girl:- islye to nai kalni, q ki kisi ol se dairymilk me baat ho chuki hai meli...? . Moral:- Sali Girls Bachpan se chalaak hoti hai..!! >:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bar me ek aadmi ne ek kutte ke saath kadam rakha. Bartender- “Yah gadha yaha kyu laye ho?” Aadmi- “Andhe ho kya? Yah tumhe gadha dikhai de raha hai?” Bartender- “Mai tumse baat nahi kar raha hu, mai kutte se baat kar raha hu”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mausam Ye Haseen Kehta Hai Pyar Karle, Dil Deewana Kehta Hai Ikraar Karle.. Chahat Kehti Hai Izhaar Karle, Par Mummy Kehti Hai Pehle Mbbs To Pass Karle!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy got a 0 in EXAM. His father asked him: YEH KIYA HAY ??? Son replies: TEACHER K PASS STARS KHATAM HO GAYE THE UNHOON NAY AB PLANET DAINAY SHURU KER DIYAY HAIN !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • पप्पू ने अपनी पत्नी से बातकरने के लिए लैंडलाइन फोन परकॉल किया। फोन वफादार नौकर ने उठाया। पप्पू: मेमसाहब से बातकरवाओ। नौकर: मेमसाहब तो साहब केसाथ सो रही हैं। पप्पू: साहब तो मैं हूं! नौकर (हैरान होकर): अभी मैंक्या करूं? पप्पू: मार दो दोनों को, मैंहोल्ड पर हूं... नौकर (दोनों को मारने केबाद): साहब, अब दोनों की लाशका क्या करूं? पप्पू: घर के पीछे वालेगार्डन में दफना कर भाग जाओ। नौकर: लेकिन घर के पीछे तोकोई गार्डन ही नहीं! . . . पप्पू (हैरान होकर): अच्छा!सॉरी, रॉन्ग नंबर!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mala vatl Aaj kahi Tufani karuya Ghetli cycal ani gelo . . . . . . . . Patrol Bharayla. ****vipul****
    • 10 years ago



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  • Delhi Metro = Romantic scenes.. Hugging. Kissing.. ;;) MumbaiLocal = "Ticha mayla dhakka kaun mara re!" "Bhau mala jau dya na.." "Line kayko toda, abhi aise hi khada reh!! " "Gate block kar Borivali aa gaya!! " :p :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Never Say I Failed 99 Times, Say I Discovered 99Ways Which Causes Failure -Thomas Edison Moral:Besharm Ho Jana But Apni Galti Mat Maan na
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao? . . China : Mazak Mat Karo. . . Japan : Namumkin . . Amrican : Sawaal Galat Hai. . . . UK : Net Par Nhi Hai. . . Indian : Easy… F(IV)E. . . India has all "JUGAAD". Hit like
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki Boy:I LOVE U Jaan. Girl:Sacchi Boy:Mucchi Girl:Ek 100 ka recharge karwa doplz Boy:Sorry Didi Wrong No…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Top 5 Funy Shop Names:- 1.Gandhi Hair Dreser, 2.Mallika Textils, 3.Salman Mariage Beuro, 4.Dolly Bindra Fitnes Centr, 5.Rakhi Sawant Satsng Kendra.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Science Teacher: Bachcho zinda rahne ke liye kya zaruri hai? . . . Student: itna bhi nahi pata mam? . . . Zinda rehne ke liye teri qasam.. ek mulaqat zaruri hai sanam.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rajnikant:Hey murgi maine tujhe 2 ande dene ko kaha tha . . Tune 1 kyo diya . . Tujhe mujse darr nahi lagta kya . . Murgi:Lagta hai jabhe to 1 diya mai to murga hu....hahaha
    • 10 years ago



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