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  • Santa Ka Sir Phat Gya. Doctor: Ye kaise Hua? Santa: Main Chappal Se Keel Thok Raha Tha. Mujhe 1 Admi Bola - Gadhe Kabhi KHOPDI Ka Bhi Istemal Kar Liya Kar...... Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko, Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha. Girl: Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh Rhe Ho Itni Der Se.. Boy: I Was Thinking Agar Aap Meri Mummy Hoti To, Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar Koi Hume Achchha Lagta Hai To Achchha Wo Nahi, Hum Hai.. . . Aur Agar Koi Hume Bura Lagta Hai To . Bura Wahi Hai Kyoki Hum To Achchhe Hai Na! ................................... . . Zindagi Se Koi Cheez Maango To Aise Maango Jaise Tumhare Baap Ki Thi. . . . Aur Nahi Mili To Ye Soch Lena Ki Kaun Si Tumhare Baap Ki Thi!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo goom ho gaya aks mera en hawaaon mein, Ek paigaam reh jayega Na rahegi yaad meri koi,bas naam reh jayega Aate hi saawan, ek phool naya khil jayega Ek boond hi sahi, Aanshoo mere naam ka bhi koi barsayega Kahi mitt jayegi meri surat, Kahikho jayenge mere alfaaz Par saanson ke sang hi sahi, Ek paigaam reh jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din delhi rape case ke bad ek uncle ne ek ladki se kaha- Bhagwan ka shukar hai ki meri koi beti nahi... . . . Toh us ladki ne bahut khubsurat jawab diya- . . . . . Khuda betiya bhi unhi ko deta hai jinme unhe paalne ki aukat hoti hai By : Nitish
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boys Ka Common Sense Zero Hota He. . . Kaise.? . . Gents Toilet Me Likh Kar Aayenge "Shalu I Love U" Ab Kya Shalu Waha Padhne Jayegi..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teachr:Kal School Q Nhi Aye? Boy:Gf se Milne Gya Tha. T:Kis Liye? B:YesSir T:Mene Puchha Kis Liye? B:Liye Sir, Bahut Sare Kiss liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SOLID BEIZZATI:D Boy: Dekho Main Tumhari zulfonk liye kya laya h0on, Girl khush ho k: awwww Janu i love you. Boy: . . . . . . . . USTRA . . Ganji krunga bandriya, . Mere bhi jue kar diye tune.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baba ranchoddas said on neend "neend k piche mat bhago ,agar bhagna hai to padhai k piche bhago , neend jhak mar k tumhare piche ayegi"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ladki Dekhne Gya Dono 10.min Tak Chup Baithe Rahe, Ladki (Darte Hue)=Bhaiya Aap Kitne Bhai-Bahn Ho.? Santa=Ab Tak 3 The, Ab 4 Ho Gye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya lekin ladki ne use thukra dia . . . Ladke ne kaha tum 10 din k andar mujhse muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi . . Or ladka din rat barish me dhoop me us k ghar k samne khada raha ... . . . 9 din k bad ladki ko sach me ladke ki mohbbat ka ahsas ho gya us ne socha subha pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo ladke ko milne gyi to ladka use wahan na mila aur 1 kagz mila jis par likha tha * * * * * Tere chakkr main teri bahen set ho gyi hai . . . Sorry Saali Sahiba…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jb raat ko neend na aaye Dil ki dhadkan b badh jaye . . . . . . Tb dusaro ki neend kharab kr do shayad unki dua se aapko neend aa jaye
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Maine "BEER" Pehli baar Pee thi, Main Khud Apni Nazron me gir gaya... . . Aur Maine "BEER" Chhodne ka faisla kar liya.. . . Par fir jab Maine Un tamaam "BEER" factory ke Mazdoor, Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baare me Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi... . . Aur Uss Pal Faisla kiya ki Ab se, I will Drink Regularly.. . . Apne liye to sab Jeete hain, Lekin, Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain.. CHEERS
    • 10 years ago



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  • China cricket kyu nhi khelta?? : : Kyu Q Technical problem hai : : Sab k face 1 jaise hote hai jo outho jaye : : woh muh dho k phir se a sakta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ko Vodafone Mein OperatorKi Job Mil Gayi. . Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maarpadi aur nikaal diya gya... . BeCause . First Caller : Mera Vodafone Ka SimKharab Ho Gaya Hai..!! . . . . . . . . Pappu : To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- kya tum mujhse pyar karte ho..? Banta- haan Girl- lekin tume to meri parwaah hi nahi Banta- oye pyar karne wale kisi ki parwaah nahi karte!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mareez: Doctor sahib mujhy door ka nazar nahi ata ! Doctor: Asman par dekho, wo kia hai?? Mareez: Chand Doctor: abhe es se agay kia farishty dekhega??
    • 10 years ago



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