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  • Barsaat Ki Raat Bheegi Ladki . . Bheega Badan, . Bheegi Zulfen, . . Bheege Honth . . Nazare Mili Maine Socha Kal Use 100% Zukaam Hoga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Roz Ek Nayi Sikayat Hai Aapse, Na Jane Kyon Itni Chahat Hai Aapse, Kya Kare Majburi Hai Hamari, Warna Roz Milne Ki Chahat Hai Aapse.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge.. Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend". Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur wallet. Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna. uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION naam ki bimari ho sakti he, Jiska koi ilaaj nahi. bas inse savdhan rehna "Bharat Sarkar dwara janhit me jari."@
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Ek Ladki Ko Dekh K Bola- "Waah, Kya Maal H.." Ladki Hansi Or Boli- . Maal To Jhakkass hai.. Par Hai to Tere JIJA Ka na..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Eek ladki umbrella repiring krane, Macnic ke pas gayi or macnic se boli, Umbrella ka kya karna hoga.. Macnic bola uppar ka kapda utarna hoga, Niche se danda ghusana hoga. Ladki boli jo kuch karna hai jaldi karo, Magar pani nahi girna chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aawaz me mithas Hai.. Soorat b khas Hai.. Smile b lajawab Hai. Bhagwan ne bas thoda sa scruw dhila chod diya varna mere dost tu jhakkas hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sab Kehte Hai Dunia Me . Maa-Baap Se Badkar Koi Nhi . . Isliye Jaldi Se Shadi Karlo Aur Maa-Baap Ban Jao . Rishta Wahi, Soch Nyi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • पेशेँट डाक्टर से:- आप तो कहते थे कि सुबह-सुबह गेम खेलूंगा, तो हेल्थ अच्छी हो जाएगी. मुझे तो कोई फायदा नहीँ हुआ. . डाक्टर:- कौन सा गेम खेलते थे? . पेशेँट:- मोबाइल पर सांप वाला.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Itna Na Todpao k Sochte Reh Jaye Itna B Na Satao k Rote Reh Jaye Zindgi K Bad B Chaha He Tuje U DIL Na Dukhao K SaaSe Ruk Jaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Student Raat Me Padhte Huye 1st: Kitne Baje Hai Yaar.?? 2nd Ne Patthar Uthakar Samne Girls Hostel Me Mara. 1 Ladki Nikli Boli: Kamino Ab To So Jao Raat Ke 2 Baj Rahe Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Solid Insult Wife:Soch rahi hun ap k sath Dubai,UK ghoom aaon kitney paise... lagen ge? Husband:kuch bhi nahi. Wife:Wo kaise? Husband:Sochne k paise nahi lagtey :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband wife ko English sikha raha tha. Wife dopehar me husband se: dinner lo Ji. . Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch hai. . Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara khandan, ye raat ka bacha hua khana hai.=))
    • 10 years ago



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  • Madam Askd Pappu: Agr ped par 5 birds baithe ho aur tum 1 ko goli maar do to kitne baki bach gaye? Pappu: Koi nhi, sab ud jayenge. Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachenge, lekin tumhari soch muje pasand aayi. Pappu: Madam, mera bi 1 sawal Hai. 3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain... 1 chaat kar, 1 kaat kar aur 1 choos kar ... To konsi shadi shuda Hai? Teacher(sharmate hue): Jo choos rahi Hai Pappu: Nahi, jiske gale me mangalsutra hai, lekin apki soch mujhe pasand aayi K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • - interview - Question: To bataiye PANI ke bina insan kese marega? Answer- Sir, PANI Nahi hoga to insaan tairega kaise? Tairega nai to doob jayega!! den dead...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir-Wo kaun he jisne apna pehla kadm chand pr rakha. Snta-Niel Armstrong Sir-Aur dusra Snta-kya sir dusra b usne hi rkha,langda nhi tha wo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna: Kya Kar Rela Hai Circuit? Circuit: Bhai Bulb Pe Baap Ka Naam Likh Rela Hu Munna: Kyun! Circuit: Bhai, Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karne Ka He Na.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher To Boy:nalayak Class Me Din Bhar Ladkiyo K Sath Itni Baate Kyu Karta Hai? . . Boy: Sir Mai Garib Hu.! Mere Msg Free Nahi Hai ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to god after results . . Hajaro ki kismat tere hath mein thi agr pass kar deta toh kya bat thi . . . . . . . . . . . . . God replied . . Kitabe toh sari tere pass thi agar bf thode kam bna leti toh kya bat thi
    • 10 years ago



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