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  • I Will Give You One Kiss To Go To Sleep. I Give You Two Kisses To Dream. I Give You An Endless Row Of Kisses To, When You Wake Up In The Morning, Think Of Me......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student: shaadi..!!!!!! Teacher: nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge?….. Student: dulha.!!!!!!!!!!! Teacher: oh, i mean bade hokar kya hasil karoge? Student: dulhan Teacher: IDIOT mera matlab bade hokar mummy papa k liye kya karoge? Student- bahu laaunga Teacher: stupid tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hai? Student: pota Teacher: he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai? Student: hum do humare do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj kal ki mohabbat ki taaqat to dekho.... . . . . . . . . Band car ko bhi hila deti hai... Jisko Samajh me aaya woh Like Thoko
    • 10 years ago



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  • Delhi Metro = Romantic scenes.. Hugging. Kissing.. ;;) MumbaiLocal = "Ticha mayla dhakka kaun mara re!" "Bhau mala jau dya na.." "Line kayko toda, abhi aise hi khada reh!! " "Gate block kar Borivali aa gaya!! " :p :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai? Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?! Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare, baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe..@Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • ham kya kare hamara kismat tha futti chal rahe thai jis road par woh v sali tuti hame to mangne v nahi ati manga to dia full mutthi kya karo dost sale kismat thi jo ham se rothi :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of Confidence : . Son : school nai jaunga ! . Mom - kyu ? . Son : job karunga. . Mom - class 1 pad ke kya job karega nalayak !! . Son : KG ki ladkiyo ko tution padhaunga . Always be confident
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Agar Koi Moti Larki Palat Ke Wapas Aye Toh Iss Sentence Ko English Me Kiya Kahenge ? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : GOL MAAL RETURNS
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka bus me ja raha tha usi bus me ek khoubsurat ladki ja rah thi Ladki ne kisi bat par huns di to ladka dewana ho gaya us ne ladki se number manga ladki ne last wala no. Galat diya ladka ghar aya aur phone milaya aur dil dil me shairy milaya Yeh ishq nahi asa bus itna samajh le Usi waqt phone bolta hai Dail kiya gaya no. Punah janch le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 cockroch ICU me admit hue. . . . 1st: Kisne mara? . . . 2nd: Arey, kisi ne nhi, Ye saali ladkiyan Mujhe dekh kar itna chillati hai ki heart attack aagya ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 7 Cheeze jab khatm ho jati hai to bahut takleef hoti hai 1-PYAAR 2-RISHTA 3-SCHOOL LIFE 4-DOSTI 5-PAISE 6-SMS PACK . . . . . . . . . AUR . . 7-TOILET ME PANI.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nurse - Mubarak Ho Aap k Ghar Beta Paida Hua He. Sardar - o terii.. Kya Technology He Biwi Meri Hospital Me He Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida huwa He.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ?4 Saal lagte hain ek insaan ko engineer ban-ne mein... . . . . . . . . . . . .Phir Chahay saari zindgi laga lo... . . . . . . . . . . . Wo wapas insaan nahi ban sakta...
    • 10 years ago



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  • पति-पत्नी में भयंकर वाकयुद्ध हुआ।पति ने गुस्से में आकर कहा, ‘मैं पति पद से इस्तीफा देता हूं।’ पत्नी ने जवाब दिया,-‘वैकल्पिक व्यवस्था होने तक आपको पद पर बने रहना होगा।’
    • 10 years ago



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  • " आदरणीय सर, गोष्ट अशी झाली कि माझ्या वडिलांनी मला फी भरायला ५०० रु. दिले होते, पण मी १०० रु.ची Movie बघितली, १५० रु. ची बियर प्यालो, ५० रु. चा girlfriend चा mobile recharge केला, .आणि २०० रु. Science च्या Madam वर शर्यत हरलो, कि त्यांचा Maths च्या सरांबरोबर लफडा आहे, पण त्यांचा तर लफडा तुमच्याबरोबर निघाला.., . आता तुमच्या समोर दोनच पर्याय आहेत...... १. माझी फी माफ.... २. नाही तर तुमचा पर्दाफाश....! तुमचा आज्ञाकारी. तुमच्या मुलीचा Boyfriend. - फालतू
    • 10 years ago



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  • When i call my girl friend and she doesn’t answer its not a big deal… But When my girl friend call me and I dont answer its like world war III ….:P:P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki bahot masoom thi... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Neeche kya dekh rahe ho.. Joke toh upar tha..: Ladki or masoom..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pathan: Mera yaar aaya hai chai to bana do. Wife: Mein nahi bana rahi. Pathan Bana de jab tera yaar aaye ga to mein b bana doonga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga.
    • 10 years ago



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