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bacha mummy se Buri tarah pitne k baad papa se:" Aap kabhi NARAK gaye ho.. ?? . . Papa:"Nai beta.. . . . Boy:"fir itni khofnaak cheez laye kahan se.. ?? :p :/ :O :D

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Boy: I love you, main tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon Girl: To phir chaand tod ke lao Boy: Agar chaand tod ke le aaya toh EID kya tere baap ka takla dekh ke manayenge

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khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye mile muje aur mera ho jaye karu sms ladikyo ko naam tera aaye Maar tuje pare aur mazza muje aaye

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La Ka Duka Taka Saka H0h0h0h0h0h0 Gana Gana Dal0 Wasandra Kesa Laga Song Mera? Nai Sumjh Aya Agar Ye Song Shakira Gati To Boht Acha Lagta.

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Dr:Ne 1 Pagal Se Pocha: Tum Chhat Se Q Latak Rahe Ho? Pagal:Mai 1 Bulb hun Dr: Tum Jal Q Nahi Rahe? Pagal:Bewkuf Yeh INDIA h Light gyi hui h. NEPALI KE MOBILE MEIN RAT 2 BAJE PHONE AYA.... AAP SO TO NAHI RAHE HEIN. NEPALI GUSSE SE..... KAMINO YE JARORI NAHI KI HAR NEPALI CHOWKIDAR HO Doctor: ab aap khatre se bahar h phir b ap itne dar kyo rahe ho Marij: accident hua tha us par likha tha zindgi rahi toh phir milenge

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Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de. Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

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1Bhikari-bus stop pr wishper, Packet rakhi 1lady se Amma,,kuch dona. Lady--kuch-nhi h Bhikari-ye bread ka packet hi de do, Lady-3din vaad aana sos laga hua dungi

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shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi, taj mahal banana tha par mumtaj mili nahin. ek din kismat khuli shadi huyi, ab taj banana hai-par mumtaj marti nahin

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Flowers+butterfly = A beautiful scene. Stars+moon = A romantic night. Rain+monsoon = A lovely weather. U+ur smile = Bhaago Bhoot aaya

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A middle aged man asked the trainer in gym: I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use? Trainer: Sir! Use the ATM machine

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Dosti krne me to "READY" hE hum Dosto ko yaad krne ke liye "WANTED" hE hum Ab to pahchan lo is "DABANG" ko Dosti kE duniya 1 "EK TIGAR"h hum

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If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Punch me,I dont mind If u Hurt me,I dont mind If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind If u Insult me,I dont mind Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD".

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Teacher : Sabse Zayada Izzat Kiske Paas Hai...? STudent : Shakti Kapoor , Prem Chopra , Gulshan Grover Ke Paas... TEacher : Vo Kaise...? Student : Mam Kyuki Inhone Ne Hi Sabse Zayada Izzat Luti Hai....! :D :P

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Ye dil bahut udaas hai, Koi apna nahi paas hai, Har waqt boring sa ahsaas hai, Jara apni girlfriend ka number dena, Suna hai wo badi jhakaas hai.

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Ek Murgi Aur Uske 3 Bachche Road Cross Kar Rahe The... . Road Cross Karne Ke Baad Murgi Ke 1 Bachche Ne Kaha..... , . Hum Saaton Ne Road Cross Karli.... . . 7 kaise.. ?? . . . . Socho, . . . . . Read Messege Again, . . . . . . . Thoda Dimag Lagao., . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Arre Yaar! Bachche Hai Kuch Bhi Bolte Rehte Hai... . . . Tum Tension Matt Lo...

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Premi- Ae bewafa tune dil jala diya mera . . . . Dil jalakar rakh kar diya mera . . . Premika- Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi . . . . Bhej dena "RAKH" bartan manjane ke kaam aayegi..

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Boy:- I Love U. Girl:- Tumne Mujhme Aisa Kya Dekha Ki Mujhe Propose Kar Diya..? Boy:- Sab Kuch Dekhne Ke Liye Hi Toh Propose Kiya Hai Pagli.

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Teacher: mai animal ka naam lugi aur tmhe btana h vo kesi awaj nikalta h, . Teacher- Dog? Student- Bow Bow! . . Teacher- Cat? Student- Meow meow! . . Teacher- Lion? Student- Aah Aah Aah Aaahhhh.. oh yeahh…. . . . . Teacher: I said LION, Not ‘Leone’..

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gas cylinder ke liye lambi line dekhkar santa guse me bola, Me avi gas agency ke malik ko jute mar kar ata hu kuch der ke bad wo wapis line me aakar lag gaya Banta ne pochha - maar aye jute ? Santa nahi yaar waha es se vi labi line lage hai

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Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo,ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN” ho..! Backbenchers Rockz

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