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  • G!rl :- ! W@nt 2 $@y $ometh!ng 2 You,,,,, Boy :- Wh@t ?? G!rl :- !ts Three Word$ @nd E!ght Letter$,,,,, Boy :- ! Know. !t$ ! Love You,,,, But ! Don’t,,,,, G!rl :- No,,,, Boy :- Then Wh@t ?? G!rl :- :”:”:”:”:”: GO TO HELL :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil me 1 shor ho raha hai. Bina sms.... Dil bor ho raha hai.. Kahi aisa to nahi.. Ek pyara sa dost Kutte ki Neend so raha hai...?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl- Where is my birthday gift? Boy- Road pe Lal rang ki Car dekh rai ho? Girl - (khusi se)- wow! Boy- same colour ki Nail-Polish laya hu tumhare liye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhikhari- Hello TAJ Hotel..., 1 pizza..., 1 biryaani.., 1 ras-malai bhej do...! TAJ- kis k naam se bheju saar.....? .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...Bhikhari- "BHAGWAAN K NAAM PE"...... :-P:-*:-D.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mahatma Gandhi ne shadi se phle apni wife Kasturba Gandhi ko letter likha: . DEAR KASTURBA, . . I LOVE YOU. . . Tumhara "BAPU" Ji
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pucha Muzse chand sitaro ne Tuze BhuLa DiYa Tere Jigri Yaro ne Maine Muskurate Hue Kaha Bhul to nhi skte Bs Lage Honge kisi ko Patane me.
    • 10 years ago



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  • My ex girl frnd, can’t remember, what color of nail polish she had before ysterday, but . she remembers on 9th May 2011 at 9 am I called her- . . . PA1
    • 10 years ago



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  • If Mallika Shehrawat plays Dropadi in Mahabharat.. Duryodhan will say... Dussashan, pehna do bhabhi ko saari, hum bhi to dekhen yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • If U Cry On Seeing The Question Paper, It Is An Insult But If Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper, It Is Ur Achievement.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaaj to Maa ne V saaf bol diya.... . . . Beta WIFE aisi lana... Jo facebook na use karti hon, . . . Ghar mein aur kuch kaam bhi hote hain.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Strange But True.. . . Duniya Me Har Insaan Ka Alag Naam HAI.. . . Magar Bheed Me Jab Hum Aawaz Lagate Hai.. . . . "Abe Kaminey" Kasam Se 20 Me Se 18 Log Palat Kar Dekhte Hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat ko hostle me Light jane k baad candle leke washroom ja raha tha bechara... . . . . . . . . . koi kambakhat phoonk maar kar keh gaya.. Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you Batao yaar Emergency ke waqt bhi mazak... Dost kamine hi nahin harami bhi hotehain... :P :D L
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek mantra hei aap k sansark jiban me khusi aajayegi . . . . . Bibi ki saari pehen lo wo tumhe pagal samajh k bhag jayegi, baad me aapna pakad k santi se betho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske 2 Fayde Ho Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Constable - Sir, kal raat sabhi qaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan Play kiya tha... . , . . . Jailor - Ye to achhi baat he , isme itne pareshan Q ho rahe ho? . . . . . Pappu Constable - Sir Tensn ye he ke, . . . . . . Hanuman bana qaidi abhi tak sanjivni lekar wapas nahi aaya...:-p:D hahahaha . Pk...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ldka lagatar ladki ka picha kr rha tha Ldki-tmhe pta h piche meri maa aa rhi h. Ldka-hm to khandani ashiq h Tmhari maa k piche mera bap aa rha h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar America, Japan Aur India Ke Police Officers Mein, Behas Ho Gayi, Ki Kon Sabse Badiya Hai !!! Akhir Ye Faisla Hua Ki Competition Rakha Jaye. To Competition Mein Ek Sher Ko Jungle Main Chorr Diya, America Police Ne 10 Ghante Ke Andar Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Sher Ko Phir Jungle Main Choda Gaya Aur Japan Police Ko Pakadne Ke Liye Bheja. Japan Ki Police Ne 5 Ghante Main Sher Ko Pakad Liya. Indian Police 2 Din Tak Laut Ke Nahi Aayi. To Sabhi Officers Unko Dhundne Ke Liye Jungle Main Gaye. Jungle Mein Dekhte Hai Ki Indian Police Ek Gidad Ko Ulta Latka Kar Maar Rahi Thi Aur Bol Rahi Thi: “ Kabool Kar saale, K tu Hi Sher Hai
    • 10 years ago



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