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  • GABBAR:Aaj maine basanti ko nahate waqt deka, VIRU:Kamine,me tera khoon pee jaunga, GABBAR:Abe chirkut, Mai naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi
    • 10 years ago



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  • ALLAH ka diya sab kuch hy b00ks hain n0tes hain time hy aur h0sla tu itna hy k jab chah0n tab parh sakte hain bus kami 1 he cheez ki hy . . . . . . . . . . m00d nai hy
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Kumbh K Mele Me Prarthana Kar Raha Tha, Hey Prabhu, Nyay karo Hamesha Bhai-Bhai bichhadte He, Kabhi Pati-Patni Par Bhi To Try Karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Here is my heart, it is yours so take it, Treat it gently, please do not break it. Its full of love thats good and true, So please keep it always close to u......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rj: Raat Bhar Royi Tum, Dukhi Ho Gayi Na Mere Ishq Me, Arohi: Nahi, Aise Hi Ro Rahi Thi Tumhari Yaad Main. Rj : Par Me To Yahin Hun Arohi: Aise Hi Rahoge Na Mere Paas Rj: Yehi Kehne Aya Tha Tumhen. K Ab Tmhen Jitna Rona Hai Ro Lo, Tmhare Rone K Din Ab Gaye, Me Ye Sab Chor Doon Ga Arohi, Me Naya Ban Jaon Ga Tmhare Liye Dekhna Sab Thik Ho Jaye Ga, Me Bhi Tumbhi Madad Kro Gi Na Meri? Arohi: Kabhi Naa Kaha Hai? Rj: Nahii Bhula Dena Mujhe Hai Avida Tujhe Tujhe Jina Hai Mere Bina.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-kal se hum teri gali me nahi milenge. Girl-q Boy-bade zalim hai tere gali ke bache Girl-q kya hua Boy- mere piche kutta chod k bolte hai pyar kiya to darna kya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher:"2 and 2 kitne hote hai ?? . . Pappu:"(fingers pe gin ke 1-2-3-4): Mam 4 . . Teacher:"Good, par ungliyo pe gine bina batao, apne hath pichhe karo and batao 3 and 3 kitne ?? . . Pappu:"Mam ! six .. . Teacher:"Good, par tum abhi bhi fingers pe gin rahe ho.. hands pocket me rakho and batao 5 and 5 kitne ?? . . . Pappu:"Mam! ELEVEN . . . Teacher:"Get Out from the class..Im Im Jis Jis ko Samajh me aaya woThoko Like..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gud Morning! Aap ye soch rahe honge ki Raat ko Gud Morning kaise? Simple! Phone mera, Paise mere, Msg mera, toh marzi bhi meri! Jo marzi aayega wo bhejunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mukesh Ambani:" Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pappu:" Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi, Bech di.. :P :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:" Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.. . Student:" Mujhe.. ??? . . Sir:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai... Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass kitne bache..?? Student:" 20 Sir:" Kaise.. ?? . . . Student:" Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata hai... Teacher shocked Student rocked!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • BANTA ne FACEBOOK pe account banaya… usko ye samajh nai aaya ki WALL pe kya likhe… Bohot sochney ke baad usne likha . . . YAHAN SUSU KARNA MANA HAI…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhola sa chehra yaad rahega, Pyar bhara dil bhi yaad rahega,♥ Yeh galat hai ki hum aapko bhul jayenge, Aap to kya aapka saath bhi yaad rahega♥♥
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ameer ka bachcha:- Papa aaj bht grmi h.. Papa:- Hm aaj he A/C lagwa lenge. Ghareeb ka bacha:- PAPA aj kitni grmi h.. PAPA: Chal tujhe Gnja karwa deta hun..
    • 10 years ago



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  • KARINA aur KATRINA dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai,Q? Socho! Socho! Nhi pata na? . . . Qki dono ke naam me RIN ata hai. RIN de chamkane vali safedi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. :- Wery bad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil ka kona hi khali na tha, Dil ka sambhalna na khali hi tha, Tu aaye to har khushi ka lamha khali na tha, Teri har khushi ka ehsaas khali na tha, Yeh to hui humari baat, uska darpan to khali na tha!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rishtay torr deti hai GF insaan ko tanha kar deti hai GF Naa aanay dena dil ke kareeb kabhi isko kayu ke dil se dharkan ko juda kar deti har GF . . . GF bolay to galat fehmi jo abi apko ho rahi thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • I ask God to giv me a frnd who is Smart,charming,cute Lovable,inteligent n adorable Then he send u to me, BAS TAB SE MERA BAGWAN SE VISHWAS UTH GAYA.
    • 10 years ago



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  • IN SINGING STUDENT LIFE------ School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil MereKaam Ki nahi… Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.. Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle… Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. . Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare… Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai… Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay jag soona lage. SKT
    • 10 years ago



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