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  • Kyon mera dil dukhate ho? Kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho? Mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum . . . VIM BAR se nahaate ho..!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Ek faqir tha.. bhik mangne k liye masjid k bahar baitha tha.. Sab namaazi ankh bacha kar chale gaye aur use kuch na mila.. Wo phir church gaya... Phir mandir aur phir gurudware. Lekin usko kisi ne kuch na diya.. Aakhir 1 beer bar k bahar aa kar baith gaya.. Jo bhi sharabi bahar nikalte woh uske katore me kuch daal dete.. Uska katora noto se bhar gaya... Fakir bola... "Waah re Prabhu" Rehte kahan ho aur address kahan ka dete ho...!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • વરસાદ:cloud_rain: પડે તો મોર :feet:આવે છે.
    દરવાજા:shinto_shrine: ખુલ્લા હોય તો ચોર:runner:આવે છે.
    મેસેજ:envelope_with_arrow: થાય છે સાવ મફત મા
    તોય લોકો:man::man::girl::boy: ને કરતા જોર આવે છે……
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    અહિં કવિ પાસે જીઓનું સિમ આવ્યુ છે એટલે હોશિયારી કરે છે
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Kavi Jokes , Gujarati Jokes , Jokes SMS , Funny Jokes
  • Amul ghee ki Ad. ke liye Rajpal Yadav ko sign karne gaye...Rajpal:- isme to Sunny Deol ko lena chahiyeDirector:- wo toh hain hi ..!Rajpal:- to mujhe kyun?Director:- nakli ghee ka asar dikhane k liye!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na. . .
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • -MODERN DHAMKI- teacher:- beta tumhara test ka result aa gya he kal apne parents ko school lekar aa rhe ho ya FACEBOOK pe tag kar ke sab ko dikha du...??
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • GOLU BANK me aake so gya Puchho Q.? Qki.. . . Usne Board par advertise padhi,ki.. Yaha SONE par LOAN milta Hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Girlfriend or boyfriend ka ek hi school me saath rehne se kya fayda hota h...? . . Socho... . . . . . . . . Aur socho.. . . Ans:-Attendance 100%......
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Mom:Beta, tu apne baal kyun nahi katvaata? Son:Yo Mom! Its FASHION, you know! . . . . Mom:Arre wo to theek hai…… par log teri behen ko dekhne aate hain….aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • USA school ke kids house ke top pe: "Wow what a great view of the city" "INDIAN school ke kids: chal Upar logon par thoOk phenktey hain :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mobile ek MANDIR hai; Whatsapp uska DEVTA; Group Banane Wala PUJARI; Message Bhejne Wala DANI; Padhane wala BHAKT; Aur Reply Na Karne Wala... . . . . . Bhikhari!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Lady Beggar:" Aee.. bhaiya 1 rupya de de.. 3 din se bhuki hu... . . . . Pappu:" 3 din se bhuki hai toh 1 rupye ka kya karegi...?? . . . . . Lady Beggar:" waight dekhungi kitna ghat gaya hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • I misses that day of mah liye wheni used to play on the ground...When i used to hoot mah teachers...When i used to teased mah frnds....Nd when i used to participate inthe programmes...That everythingi missed most....Nd still i want toback my school days....Bt it didntso..! :-(
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband : "Kaisi ho Jaanu, tum mujhe miss kar rahi hogi toh socha call kar loon ?" Wife : "Aur subaah jo ladai hui thi, woh kya tha..? Itna hi pyaar aa raha tha toh ladai kari hi kyun subaah subaah. ." ?? .. .. .. .. Husband : Silent....thinking ... (Saala yeh toh ghar ka number lag gaya!!) :D
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • MuzSE SHADI KAROGI? Kal pura din soch kr ammi abbu bhai bahan sabse puch kar faisla karke parso muze bata dena ki Ye Gana kis fiLm ka H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • DRINKERS movies banate to- 1)Soda Akbar 2)Rab Ne Pila di Thodi 3)Rum de basanti 4)Hum tight ho chuke sanam 5)Beer Zaara 6)Bewde Zameen par.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRLS PC FOLDER: C/DESKTOP/SONGS/ROMANTIC SONGS . . . . . BOYS PC FOLDER: C/WINDOWS/SYSTEM32/DRIVERS/STUDY MATERIAL/IMPORTANT FILES/EDUDATION ALL STUFF/DATA STRUCTURE/"SUNNY LEONE.AVI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek pagal ek dusre ganje pagal ke sar pe lipstic laga raha tha..... Ganja-mere sar par lipstic kyon laga rahe ho? Pagal-pagal main tere sar ka mind-makeup kar raha hoon......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Library Ja Ker Puchhta Hai Aadmi: “Sucide Karne Ke Tarike Wali Book Hai Kya?” Librarian Ne Use Ghoor Ker Dekha Aur Puchha: “Wapas Karne Kaun Aayega? Saale“ By - Meena Mishra.
    • 10 years ago



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