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  • Thokar khakr gungunana hi jindagi h, Gam pee kr muskurana hi jindagi h, 1 ladki agar dhoka de to sab kuch bhul kr dusri ko patana hi jindagi hai..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi Se Koi Cheez Maango To, Aise Maango Jaise Tumhare Baap Ki Ho. . . . . . . . . Aur Nahi Mili To, Konsi Tumhare Baap Ki Thi =)):
    • 10 years ago



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  • During exam.... Madam: Why are you so confused? Santa: *silent* Madam: Did you forget your pen? Santa: *silent* Madam: Forgot roll no? Santa: *silent* Madam: Forgot your calculator? Santa: Oye chup kar pagal madam !! Etthey main parchi galat subject di lai aya, tennu pen, pencil di agg laggi ae!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yad bnkr hmesha tumare dil mein ate rhenge. Yu hi wqt bewqt tumh tadpaterhenge. Dua kro ki hmari umr choti ho. Vrna zindgi bhr apko satate rhenge...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher Asked Santa : Agr ped par 5 birds bethi ho, aurtum 1 ko goli maar do to kitni bach gyi? Santa : Koi nahi, sab ud jayengi. Teacher: Nahi, 4 bachengi, lekin tumhari soch mujhe pasand aai. . . . . . Santa : Madam mera bhi 1 sawal Hai. 3 ladies ice cream kha rahi Hain. 1 chaat kar, 1 kat kar aur 1 choos kar batao konsi shadi shuda Hai? Teacher sharmate hue:Jo choos rahi Hai. Santa : Nhi,jis k gale me mangalsutra hai, . . . lekin apki soch mujhe pasand Aai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 litre Petrol aur 1 bottle Beer ka same rate ho gaya hai Jani ;) Faisla tera hai, . . . . "Jhoom lay Ya Ghoom lay" :-o
    • 10 years ago



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  • Us befawa ke yad me, ham ne jam utha liya... . . . . . . . . . . . Phir lagaya bread pe aur fatafat kha liya... MORAL - sare aashiq meri tarah sharabi nahi hote yaar, kuchh bhukkad b hote hai Like U
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto Se Problem Share Krna Achha Hota H Isliye Nhi K Wo Use Solve Krte H Par Saale Aise-aise Solutions Dete H K Hum Problem Hi Bhul Jate H..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy to grl"i luv u" girl"tameez se baat kijiye." boy-"bismillah-e-rahim noor-e-jannat, mohtarama-e-khas, kya aap hmare bachho ki ammi banogi.??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Nanakdu Pan Bahu Khatarnak Vakya,Jenathi Kon Jane ketla 6okrao Nu Jivan Barbad Thai Gyu Hase. "Arre, e 6okri Tari Same Joti Hati ..OY HOY…
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Ladies Ped K Neeche Baithi Kaafi Der Se Baatein Kar Rahi Thi . . . Achanak 1 Aam Gira! . . Lady:"yeh January Me Aam Kese Gira . . Aam Bola:"PAK GAYA TERI BAATE SUN KE.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.Banta: Haa par mai nahi dekh paunga. Santa: kyu? Banta: mera TV toh 21 inch ka hi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • {OMS} Agar kutton ka t.v pr 1 channel ho toh,socho usme serials ke nam kuch aise honge. . . yahan main ghr ghr BHONKI . KAAT KHANA sathiya . agle janam mohe KUTIYA hi kijo . main KUTIYA tere aangan ki . ye KUTTA kya kahlata h .Ek hajaro m meri kutiya h .Afsar kutiya .Is kutte ko kya naam du. .Bde kutte lgte ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tiger : Yaar Ye Saale Discovery aur Animal Planet walo ne bhi Pareshan kar k rakha hai.. Monkey - Kyu? Kya hua bhai! Tiger - Saale raat-din camere lagake baithte hai, Privacy to dete nahi, aur fir bolte hain, "Only Few Left..Only Few Left."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Karta Hu.. Itne khuddar the hum ke kbhi school na jate the DOSTO Wo to ladkiyo ke shauk-e-deedar ne graduation karwa diya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hotel me Dinner karte Wife ne Leg piece utha k Pati ko diya, bagal se ek Buzurg Bole waqt ki baat hai, Warna Hamari Begam bhi hume Taangey utha utha ke deti thi...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shaadi Krni Thi Par Kismat Khuli Nhi, Taj Mahal Bnana Tha Par Mumtaj Mily Nhi, 1 Din kismt Khuli Shaadi Hui, Ab Taj Bnana Hai, Par Mumtaj Mrti Nhi....
    • 10 years ago



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