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  • Hum aaj bhi dil ka aashiyana sajaane se darte hain, Baagon mein phool khilaane se darte hain, Hamari ek pasand se toot jaayenge hazaron dil, Tabhi to hum aaj bhi girlfriend banaane se darte hain Hahahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ristey Banaye hain to nibhaye jao Har pal apno ko hasaye jao Pata nhi kisi ko fursat hai ya nhi yaad krne ki Khud tang kar kar ke apni yaad dilo jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu: Ek Kala Bulb Dena Shopkeeper: Bhai Sahab Kala Bulb Nahi Hota, Aur Kale Bulb Ka Kya Karoge? Pappu: Yaar Dopaher Mein Jyada Roshni Mein Neend Nahi Aati..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Koi apko Pagal Kahe To Dukhi Mat Hona Afsos Mat Karna Rona B Nhi Darna Bhi Mat Himmat Se Khade Ho Kar Puchna - - - - Tumhe kaise pata chala
    • 10 years ago



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  • TATA ko ab pata chala ki NANO CAR Me 2 Problems hai.. 1. Pregnant Woman andar nahi aa sakti. And 2. Car ke andar Normal Woman Pregnant nahi ho sakti..! ;)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamyabi hoslo se milti hai...Or hosle dosto se milti hai... Or dost muqdrwalo ko milte hai .., isliye nalayko meri qadar kiya karo ... Kamyabi tumhare kdam chumegi..,.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Mujhe Ek ladki kehti hai.. Mujhe facebook pe ID bana do.. . . . . . . Maine kaha:" Tujhe ID Chalani Aati bhi hai kya.. ?? . . Woh boli:" Chala aap lena.. main picche baith jaungi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Kare Tujhe Khushiyan Hazar Mile Mujhse Bhi Acha Yaar Mile, Meri Girlfriend Tujhe Bandhe Rakhi, Aur Ek Aur Behan Ka Pyaar Mile…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…
    • 10 years ago



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  • kahte hai "OPEN" or "CLOSE" opposite words hai, . magar aap sabse jyada usi se "OPEN" hote ho jiss se aap jyaada "CLOSE" hote ho. Like me & swee2
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher-: What is your mother’s name..? . . . . Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha, . . Bas.. pyar se"MAA"kehta hu. . . . . . . How many likes for this word"MAA".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek admi ne zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha jo english hindi aur bhojpuri bolta tha. Usne 3 language test karne k liye puchha, who r u? Tota: I m parrot. Admi: Tum kaun ho? Tota: Main tota hun. Admi: Tu k hawa? Tota: Tohre maai k dulha hai re burbak,ek bar bata dehali ta bar bar kahen puchhat hawa...!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hausle Sare Azma Baithe.. Hum Zamane K Gum Utha Baithe, Jiski Chahat Me Umar Bhar Tadpe.. Uski Shadi Me Dusri Ladki Pata Baithe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • The most embrassing moment for a boy... . . . . . . . Jab wo apni mom ko apne frndz ki pic dikha raha ho aur jaise hi uski "Gf" ki pic aaye touski mom kahe : . . . . . . . . "Ye chudail si kaun hai...???":D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har ladki ki life me ek aisa ladka hota hai jaise woh bhula nahi sakti.. . . Or . . Har ladke ki life me ek aisee ladki hoti hai jise woh paa nahi sakta....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi ne apni Biwi ko jor se Thappd mara Aur kaha:- . Aadmi use hi marta hai jisko wo sabse jayada pyar karta hai.......! . To Uski Biwi ne Bi Apne pati ko jor ka thappd mara Aur kaha:- . To Aap kya samjte hai mai aapse kam Pyar karti hu..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ki Biwi Mar Gayi Dost Usko Chhup Karwane Ke Baad.. . . . Tujhe Kuch Chahiye..? Aadmi: Laptop La De . . . . Dost: Kyu Sab Thik Hai Na..? . . .Aadmi: Facebook Pe Status To Single Kar Du...! grin.png
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jali ko aag kehte hay, bujhi ko rakh kehtey hey, cobra ko naag kehte hay, garden ko baag kehte hay, Aur jo apke paas nahi usey dimaag kehtey hay.
    • 10 years ago



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