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Ujine Style 1 Ladke ne 1 ladki se kaha I Love You Ladki- Aisa thapad dungi sida Mahakal mandir ja girega. Ladka.- Thoda dhire marna mujhe GOPAL mandir per kaam hai...

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Aaj to bahot khush honge aap? . . . . Kyon ki, barish jo ho rahi hai . . . aur barish me to . . . . sab hi mendak khush hote hain

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Shaadi Krni Thi Par Kismat Khuli Nhi, Taj Mahal Bnana Tha Par Mumtaj Mily Nhi, 1 Din kismt Khuli Shaadi Hui, Ab Taj Bnana Hai, Par Mumtaj Mrti Nhi....

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Ek JAPANI INDIA Me Aaya
Airport Se Usne Ek Auto:motorcycle: Liya Aurhotel Ki Taraf Gaya
Raste Me Usko Ek Honda Car:red_car: Dikhayi Di
Japani:" HONDA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast...
Aage Usko Ek Toyota Car :blue_car:Ne Over Take Kiya
Japani:" TOYOTA Made In JAPAN... Very Fast..
Hotel Pahuchkar Usne Driver Se Poocha
kitne Paise Hue.. ??
Driver:" RS. 8000..
Japani:" Itne Paise.. ?
wo Kaise..??
Driver:" METER Made In INDIA.
VERY VERY FAST..
Hum Se Panga...

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Husband: Tere baap ki jale per namak chhidkne ki adat gai nai . . . . wife: kyo kya huwa . . . . . Husband: aaj phir se puch raha tha, k Meri beti se shadi karke khush to ho na

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"OTFBHFEONGFOA" uper Diye Huye Words Main Se O, B, F Delete Kar Den. Aur Hasil Karen, ek Khoobsorat Gift. Just for you..

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Jise kbhi na chuka sako vo LOAN he hum Jo humesha bajti rhe vo TONE he hm Is sms ki duniya ke DON he hm Ab to pehchn gye na ki KAUN he hm

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una Hai Tu Bada Pada Likha Hai, Chal Aaj Tera Test Leta Hun. Char Zero Ek Saat Likh Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aise Likha? Fail Correct Ans “4017” Ghar Waalo Ne Kitni Umeedon Se Padhaya Tha, Sab Pani Mein….

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Pehli Biwi se Bachha na ho toh Dusri shaadi kar lo, dusri se na ho to teesri kar lo. Saalo Chulhe badlte raho, Cylinder me gas hi nahi hai..!!

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1 Soorakh Mein 6 Soorakh Kis Tarha Dalo Ge? Socho? . . . Socho? Bhai . . Socho, Dimag Laga ... . . . Answar Is Very Simple Yaar . . . .... Apni Gnd Main Bansuri Lelo.

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Meri 1 bat hamesha yad rakhna..zindgi me kuch mile na mile 1cheez hamesha haq se mang lena Panipuri khane k bad sukhi puri.

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Boy: I want a girl Girl: what do you mean ? Boy: just what I said … I want a girl Girl: you are not happy with me anymore :’( Boy: yes I am sweety Girl: then why you want an other girl ? Boy: well … because I would love to have a little angel in our life who looks just like you and will call us “MOM DAD” Girl: you mean you want a baby ? …. And I thought :’( Boy: silly girl (kisses her forehead) Thumbs Up, If Yew Like That

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Bollywood movies dekh ke me ye jaan gaya hu ki, . . . . . . . . Agar aap kisi se pyar jatane ke liye gana gate huye disco, railway station, sadak pe ya koy bhi public place pe dance karoge to sari public apke sath same step pe dance karegi!

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ये दिसम्बर :date: तो बातों :relieved: का मौसम था,
दुआ करो :kissing_closed_eyes: कि जनवरी :calendar: बाहों :couple: का मौसम हो :couple:.

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Sawal:Patni maike jakar pati ko roj phone kyun krti h? Jawab:Taki pati ko yad rahein musibat tali nhi

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Apne roop pr itna gurur na kro, Ye sb 2 din ki hasti h Aapke chehre pr Tb tk masti h, Jb tk Fair & LOVLY sasti hAi

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Baap ki aulad hai toh neeche dekh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Maa ki aulad hai toh upar dekh

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Agr apko koi anjaan parsel mile! To use na kholen! Usme meri photo ho sakti hai or apki zara si laparwahi . . . . . . Apko mera diwana bana sakti hai...

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Woh Jo Mehboob Ki Yaad Mein Jaagte Hai.... Tanha Raato.... Ko.. Sirf Woh hi Bata Sakte Hai Ke .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Kon Se Mobile Ki Battery Aa66i Chalti hai...

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Khuda end docter ko kabhi naraj nahi karna chahiye, Kyonki khuda naraj aadmi docter ke paas, Docter naraj to aadmi khuda ke paas! Agree thoko like

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