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Pati thaka hara ghar aaya aur pani ek glash manga . . . . . . . . . . Biwi aap ko dikhnehi raha he me mehendi laga rehi hun@bichara pati

10 years ago

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Hero - kya tum na kabi kisi sa pyar kiya Public - Hain kiya Hero - Hain mana be kiya..kya tum na kbi kisi ko dil diya Public - hain diya. Hero- hain mana be diya jisko diya dil sa diya fir be kyo bna gaye vo mara ullu mana fir be har ni mani or usa da diya Shaktimaan Ji ka THULLU

10 years ago

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Ek Doctor patient ke piche bhag raha tha. . . . . Logo ne Dr. se poocha, . aap q bhag rahe ho patient ke piche? . . . Dr. ne kaha = Ye Kamina har mahine brain ka operation karvane aata hai, Aur Muft mai ball katva ke bhag jata hai

10 years ago

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Woh ye kehti huwi mjhy chhorr gai "Faraz" Tery KAM e nai mukdy tu piyar ki krna a (,")/ 0oh Ruk Ja /)) Jan Sirf _/ /_MAJ nu Pathay panay reh gy nae °•»•»•¨мaнι¨•«•«•° B¡LÅL_03026439003

10 years ago

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:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::joy::joy::blush::blush::smiley::smiley:
पति - मुझे अजीब सी बीमारी हुई है मेरी बीवी जब बोलती है तो मुझे सुनाई नहीं देता

हकीम - माशाल्लाह ये बीमारी नहीं ये तुम पर खुदा की रहमत हुई है
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9 years ago

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Ek garib kishan ka beta jail me the. . . . us budhe kisan ne apne bete ko jail me khat likha- "beta me aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta, Itna bada khet mujse nahi khudega kash tu meri madad kr pata." . . Bete ne wapas jawab diya - "papa aap khet mat khodna, mene waha hathiyar chhupa rakhe hai !!! . Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya par hathiyar nahi mila... . Bete ne fir baap ko likha- papa yaha se me itni hi madad kr pauga, Aap ab aalu uga dijiye.. :)

10 years ago

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tere apno se chhin kar tujhe apna bnaya hai... tujhe pane ke liye maine na jane kitno ko rulaya hai... kaise mai tere sath khush rah sakunga jaan... tujhe pane ke liye na jane kitno ka dil maine dukhaya hai...... By: Dj Sumit Bhagalpur

10 years ago

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Dr: pujari g apki biwi MAA bannewali Hai. Pujari g soch me pad gaye. Dr: kya hua sir? Pujari: soch raha hu.. YE GUPT DAAN kon kar gaya?

10 years ago

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Pati-Patni Blue Film Dekh Rahe Thhe, Achank Patni Ne Puccha... Patni: “Aap Us Aadmi Ki Tarah Itni Jayada Der Tak Kyyu Nahi Karte ?” Pati: “Pagli Wo Uski Patni Nahi Hai Na, Tu Apni Bahan Se Puchh Ke To Dekh.“

10 years ago

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Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Wah Wah Zor Se Chali Hawa Udd Gye Aap Fir? Fir Kya? Ruk Gayi Hawa Or Gir Gye Aap Common Sense Yaar:-)

10 years ago

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3rd class ka baccha apni Miss se kehta hai Mai apko kesa lagta hun... ?? . Miss:"so sweet.. . Baccha:"To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap ke ghar kab bheju.. ?? . Miss:"wo q.. ?? . Bacha:"q ki wo hamari baat aage chalaye.. ;)) . Miss:"ye kya bakwas hai.. :O:/ . Baccha: . . . . . . . Tution padhane ke liye ..!! miss aap bhi na kasam se TV dekh dekh ke kharab ho gayi hain.

10 years ago

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Itna Na Todpao k Sochte Reh Jaye Itna B Na Satao k Rote Reh Jaye Zindgi K Bad B Chaha He Tuje U DIL Na Dukhao K SaaSe Ruk Jaye.

10 years ago

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1 bus stop par. Boy:Mujhse shadi karogi? Girl:Kya? Boy:Achhi film hai na? Girl:Kutte k bacche. Boy:What? Girl:Kitne chote chote hote he na.

10 years ago

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School me ladkiyo ke 5 naam hote hai.. 1-meri wali 2-teri wali 3-meri bhabhi 4-teri bhabhi Or agar na pte to "kamini sali"

10 years ago

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FRND OR BST FRND ME KYA FARK H??? . . FRND KAHETA H PLZ BHAI DRIVE SAFTLY . . BUT BSTFRND KAHETA H BHAGA SAALE BHAGA AAGE SCOOTY P ITEM JA RAHI H.. :D

10 years ago

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हेलमेट न पहनने पर 250 रु दंड में लेने की
बजाय…..
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जिसने हेलमेट पहना है उसे 100 रु ईनाम दो
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फिर देखो 4 दिनों में पूरा भारत सुधर
जाएगा….!!!
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सोच बदलो देश बदलेगा….
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10 years ago

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Koi Koi Shaks Itna Khaas Hota Hai Nazro Se Door Par Dil Ke Pas Hota Hai.. Kabi Kabi Hi Aata Hai Uska Paigaam.. Par Har Paigaam Se Uske Pyar Ka Ehsaas Hota Hai..!

10 years ago

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Teacher: Akbar kaun tha? Student: pata nahi sir. Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa Student: Aap battayiye. DEEPAK BHAT kon hai? Teacher: pata nahi. Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.

10 years ago

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1 Sardar: Yaar Wo Ladki Behri Lagti Hai. Me Kuch Kehta Hu,wo Kuch Aur Hi Bolti Hai 2 Sardar: Wo Kaise? 1 Sardar: Mene”i Love You” Kaha, To Wo Boli Mene Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai.

10 years ago

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Aaj Ka Suvichar- Patni PaperWeight ki tarah hoti hai... . . . . . Woh aapko Fadfadane to deti hai... Par uddne nahi deti..

10 years ago

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