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  • Mousam Badla Garmi Ho Gayi.. aapke sms Ke Bina Zindagi Tang Ho Gayi.. Kya aapke Inbox Mein sms Ki kami Ho Gayi.. Ya Fir Humara sms Padh Ke Bolti Band Ho Gayi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Bs kro g..rat k 12bje se kr rhe ho or subah k8 bj chuke h. Thake nai kya?Aur kitna kroge? Hsbnd :krne do na darling abhi to mere 200 MB or free hai Thora aur download karne dona. Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • 5 K Beech Me 4 Likh kar Batao? China:"Mazak Mat Karo.. . . Japan:"Namumkin . Amrican:"Sawaal­­ -Galat Hai.. . UK:"Net Par Nhi Hai.. . . Indian:"Easy… F(IV)E.. India has all"JUGAAD". D.N.S.
    • 10 years ago



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  • NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING: Boy 2 a Girl- Aap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi he Girl- ..Aap ki kitni biwiya he? Boy- ..Ek bhi nahi !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • अर्ज किया है … … … उनकी गली से गुजरे तो उनका चौबारा नज़र आया … … … … उनका बाप बाहर आकर बोला - “हाथ-पैर तोड़ दूंगा जो दोबारा नज़र आया !!!”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Short love story.. Boy to Girl :- i love you Girl:- shakal dekhi hai apni ?? . . Boy:- shakal pe mat ja mere pass 2 petrol pump aur 3 gas cylinder connection hai.. :D Girl:- awww I love you too
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye kehani pado yar kasam se khush ho jaoge.. Ye ek jiddi murge ki kehani he.. Ek murga tha ,bohat jiddi tha, apne malik ko bohet pereshan kerta tha , malik ko gussa aya or use tokri me dal diya , pur murga to jiddi tha , piche se nikal gaya, malik ko fir se gussa aya or use pinjare me dal diya , leki murga to jiddi tha fir piche se nikal gaya, malik ko or gussa aya or use mara ,pakaya or kha gaya , par murga to jiddi tha na .. Samaj gaye na:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu chemist ke pass gaya aur bola: bhai kuch help chahiye chemist: haan bolo? aur Pappu ne Apni davai ki bottle me se ek chamach chemist ko pila ke pucha: meetha hai kya? Chemist: nahi to, kyu kya hai ye. . . . . . . Pappu: bas yahi puchna tha, doctor ne kaha tha ki chemist ke paas jakar URINE Test karwa kar pata karo ki URINE me sugar hai ke nahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • True love- Ek billi ne ek monkey ko I LOVE YOU kaha. . Monkey ne billi se kaha:- Tumhe mujh se darr nahi lagta? . Bill ne apni jeb me se Hanuman ki photo nikali or Monkey se boli:- . . TUJH ME RABB DIKHTAHAI, YAARA MAI KYA KARU...?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek L@dka  L@dk! Dekhney Gya:- B@hut Der Sey SUSU Rok Rkha Tha, B@ad Me!n L@dki Sey Bol@ SUSU K@rne K! Jag@h D!khao,,,,, L@dk! Sharm@tey Hue Bol!:- Hmmm,,, Naughty..... :”:”:”:”:”: P@HLE A@P D!KH@O :”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher- Bachcho UMMEED Ki Had Kyaa Hoti Hai...?? Student-Jab Koi 90 Saal Ki Budhiya Mobile Ki Shop Par Jakar Ye Kahe- "Bhaiya LIFETIME SIM DE DO...!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Three words more beautiful than I love you . . . . . . . . . . . Payment is ready
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ravan k sar~10 Ankhe~20 Nazar~Sirf 1Ladki Sita par. Ajkal Ladko ka sar~1 Ankhe~2 Nazar~har ladki par...!! Ab batao... Asli Ravan???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health. Santa: Sir i play football, cricket, tennis daily. Doctor: how long do you play? Santa: until d battery in my mobile goes down!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SHAITAN ne kaha kisi NAIK insan ka number do Apun usko tang karega. Maine Aap ke no. diye to Shaitan bola~Abe marwayega kya Ye to BOSS ka no. hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Juice Ki Dukan Par... Pappu :-"Papa Kya Koi Aisi Ulti Machine Nahi Hai ? Jisme Juice Dalo To Fal Nikle?" . . . . . Papa- Hai Na Beta, Tu Usi Ka To Fal Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • bhikari naine ek kitab likhi hai jiska naam hai paise kamane ke sau tarike raahgir to phir bhik kyon maang rahe ho bhikari ye un sautariko me sabse adsanta rika hai shyam kumar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chand se pyari ho muskan aapki, taaro se bhi unchi ho udan aapki, hame bhi aapse milne ke liye"aapointment"leni pade, rab kare aisi ho pehchan aapki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gadha: Yaar Malik Bahut Marta h Dog: Ghar Chod de. Gadha: Nahi yaar ! Wo hamesa apni Beti se bolta h "Teri" shadi Gadhe se kar Dunga Bas isi umid me Baitha hu
    • 10 years ago



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